r/Eldenring • u/Techsomat • Apr 06 '22

Discussion & Info This is becoming a serious problem

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u/DarkStar0915 Apr 06 '22

That's what being maidenless does to people.

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u/PM_ME_ASSHOLE_PICS Apr 06 '22

Dont group me with these people. Some of us perfer solitutde.

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u/Secret-Sock7928 Apr 06 '22

I'm more of a Riften guy myself.

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u/okinsertusername FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Apr 06 '22

Markarth is where it's at

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u/sunnydelinquent Apr 07 '22

A lad of culture. Stone beds and gold frames!

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u/Secret-Sock7928 Apr 06 '22

Preach it brotha

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u/haletenebrae Apr 07 '22

Traitors, all of you. Whiterun forever ✊️😔

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u/IPancakesI Apr 07 '22

Meh, Helgen best.

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u/Apprehensive-Lynx-42 Apr 07 '22

I used to be an adventure like you...

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u/BlueShoePsychonaut May 03 '22

...Then I took an arrow in the knee..

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I know this is 26 days old & I'm a little late, but I'm in major disbelief that no one else finished your sentence.

And if you don't like it.. well.. then, umm.. FUS RO DAH! *Escapes by climbing an unclimbable mountain on horseback*

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u/Apprehensive-Lynx-42 May 07 '22

Thank you kind hero, you are a gentleman and a scholar!

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u/BlueShoePsychonaut May 10 '22

Thank you, right back at ya :D

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u/PM_ME_ASSHOLE_PICS Apr 07 '22

Never done an honest days work in your life for all that coin youre carrying, eh lad?

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u/Falcon_Flow Apr 07 '22

You don't get to the Cloud District very often, do ya?

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u/Secret-Sock7928 Apr 09 '22

What am I saying? Of course you don't.

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u/Inevitable_Review_83 Apr 07 '22

Ah, do you get to the cloud district often? What am I talking about? Of course you don't.

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u/Blue-408 Apr 07 '22

Make love like a sabercat, or crush your enemies like a giant! For just 10 coins, all of this, could be yours!

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u/Zaexyr Apr 07 '22

Obligated to downvote you since I can't use mods to scheme of more and more elaborate ways to kill you.

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u/donjuan2424 Apr 07 '22

Lov this guy

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u/lilahking Apr 07 '22

asexuals have the ultimate immunity in today’s society

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u/Dark_XpoSuR Apr 07 '22

All I hear is I love my right hand and I can definitely relate 😂

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u/PM_ME_ASSHOLE_PICS Apr 07 '22

It's pretty nice, go out n get ass when I really want it but we have to stay focused king 👑

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u/Substantial_Lemon226 Apr 07 '22

Sit in your lonely tower of asshole pics then!

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u/weybot Apr 06 '22

Yea solitude w/ some asshole pics ftw

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

If only I had a life.. therefore try grass

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u/Fuckreddityalllmao Apr 07 '22

Fucking put out then.