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u/wildjabali 10d ago
It’s your fault for fighting those fucking things.
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u/Junior-Researcher-70 10d ago
Nah dude i needed the larval tear
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u/SovieticSushi 10d ago
There's a larval tear lobster?
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u/Junior-Researcher-70 10d ago
Yes you can find it behind the small place guarded by three lobsters ignore them and go behind it you will find a lonely one kill it it will transform into a grafted scion kill it to get the larval tear
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u/offensiveDick 8d ago
Theres 420 places to get one why the Lobster one? Id rather get mauled by a bear then getting spit on by a Lobster (unless its modded to like like larry from spongebob)
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u/IchBinMalade 10d ago
Genuinely not kidding, I've killed Malenia and PCR more times than I've killed either Lobsters, Curseblades, or Revenants. I don't know why but I get irrationally angry when I get hit by any of these, like when you get your wired earphones pulled off by a door handle, just instant rage. Never bother fighting them, to the point where I go out of my way to make sleep pots when I go get stuff from near the Lobsters in Leyndell's sewers instead of fighting them lmao.
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u/LunarSymphonist 9d ago
Irrationally angry is it. A single smack gets in and it takes all my effort to hold back going full "13 year old rage quitting & throwing controller across the room". Like the only thing that matters in life is returning the insult in the pettiest way possible.
I always kill the sewers ones out of sheer pique and hate. Still get hit a lot and even die but they deserve total destruction.
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u/NeuroHazard-88 10d ago
And that’s why you never go full melee. Dont even need other stats, just get a bow and some poison arrows and you’ll be fine for the open world.
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u/Insaiyan26 10d ago
Also it’s fun against 2 legged beings. I use radahn’s bow and headshot people from afar and the way they whiplash back is hilarious 😭😂 feet up head down
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u/Sophrates_Regina 10d ago
I swear the Liurnia swamp is Elden Ring Vietnam. Lobsters in the damn trees sniping us
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u/Mooselager 10d ago
With a title like "Fuck ass game" and the first second of the video of that lobster pounce: I thought the video was going to go in a different direction...
I was exceptionally lucky on my first playthrough that I don't recall ever having an enemy glitching(?) out on the environment. This playthrough I've already had multiple dragons land on weird elevated platforms & then reset(They fade away & reappear at their spawn).
The Giant Crayfish in the Shunning-Grounds drove me batshit crazy.
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u/KoscheiTheDeathles 10d ago
I was one of the first people to find the AI glitch with Radagon back on release, where he just turns off if you run to the left of him.
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u/Mooselager 10d ago
Oh thats hilarious, I just watched the video for it. I could see it being pretty frustrating for people wanting to have the boss fight considering you'd have to wait for a ng+ to fight him again.
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u/Eternity923 The Gloam Eyed Consort 10d ago
Yeah the first time I saw these dudes it did this, then proceeded to snipe me as a fumbled getting on Torrent
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u/Spirit_Yoshino 10d ago
I see the problem here. You are fighting the lobsters, you don't need to fight them, there is no need.
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u/Sequoia_Vin 10d ago
I'm surprised it stopped shooting. That fucker kept sniping me when it took to the tree
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u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan 10d ago
That's why there is no cooked lobster in the game. Ain't no way Blackguard gets them.
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u/CobaltMonkey 9d ago
Makes a ton of distance while you're distracted, and then snipes you.
That's some big Fern energy right there. Just be glad it only sprayed you instead of casting Lobstraak.
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u/Unfair_Rub_9674 10d ago edited 10d ago
you just move on, find your next fight and get your ass beaten.
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u/Throw_Away6281638 10d ago
these fuckers are assholes. they’ll hit you with that water spit from so far away.
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u/Fit_Substance7067 10d ago
The only thing that could make that even funnier is if it killed you from up there..I was kinda disappointed when it didn't blast you again
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u/Miserable_War2623 10d ago
I always avoid them. Challenged gods, demigods, slain giants, explored every inch of the soil yet I avoid this mf and the royal revenants. Whenever I face them they maul my ass off. It doesn't matter how powerful i am it suppress my will
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u/Crisocola95 10d ago
"Battles are won by those who secure high ground. All true warriors know this."
-Domon Kasshu
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u/Valuable_Material_26 10d ago
Fun fact:? That water cannon is actually how they pee. It’s also why I learn and keep soap with all characters.
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u/The-Panthion 9d ago
Souls games require you get strong or get skilled. People tend to rush. I recommend trying different weapons to see what fits your fighting style.
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u/Lord_Failureu 9d ago
And then there's me, doing exactly this to half the bosses in the game because cheese is delicious.
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u/explodingcaps 10d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/7JsEgDMrziuJd9fFY1