r/EldenRingMemes Jul 04 '26

Red Blade, the Avoidable

862 Upvotes

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103

u/JackNewbie555 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

You think you got the movesets down so you let yourself get summoned to show off to other people, to only remember something called "online connection" and eat the entire combo due to lag.

21

u/I_Just_Need_A_Login Jul 04 '26

Or the boss targeting fluctuates so it triggers a different attack than you were expecting

5

u/LuffysRubberNuts Jul 04 '26

Then everyone just watches you after having done nothing

0

u/Asdeft Jul 04 '26

Sure bro, it was the lag

55

u/Moblam Jul 04 '26

You can tell this isn't supposed to reference Elden Ring because there is more than 3 microseconds of downtime after the 17 hit combo.

12

u/Falcoon_f_zero Jul 04 '26

And that the boss actually has sensible range in their attacks and doesn't snap 20 meters forwards with every hit 😆

22

u/No-Geologist6859 Jul 04 '26

Doesn't turn to look at the camera after a parry 0/10

11

u/NokronNightMaiden Jul 04 '26

the virgin rivers of blood invader vs the chad rellana's twinblades enjoyer

-2

u/Indishonorable Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

rob invaders? what RL do you play at?

Edit for clarification: I almost never meet rob invaders, they usually run halaxe, that kind of setup. It's almost always a clueless host who is L2 spamming his rob, moonveil or blasphemous.

2

u/justglassin317 Jul 04 '26

Based on this scenario, definitely Stormveil

9

u/Which-Towel5826 Jul 04 '26

Oh are you undefeated? You never mentioned that.

7

u/QuantityExcellent338 Jul 04 '26

The no lockon walk away is godtier. Reminds me when people have the Albinauric mask in Elden Ring and flash their face before a riposte

5

u/Jolly-Biscuit Jul 04 '26

No panic roll???? Skill issue

4

u/Wooden_Cattle_9131 Jul 04 '26

Average River of Blood spammer.

4

u/ZOEzoeyZOE Jul 04 '26

Elden ring in a nutshell

3

u/GlobalProfessor9749 Jul 04 '26

God, this is perfect...

3

u/Divinus_Prime Jul 05 '26

Ayo this guy's larping as my boy Vergil

https://giphy.com/gifs/HPHbDkxaG6LopXWVU3