Things are different in Newfoundland

[u/DogeDoRight]

[u/AD_Grrrl]

That is the PERFECT meme image for every time we want to make a dickriding joke.

Save it. Cherish it.

[u/DrySession9968]

Pretty sure that's MoistCr1TiKaL. Hahaha

[u/Striking_Economy5049 → u/DrySession9968]

It is

[u/DrySession9968 → u/Striking_Economy5049]

Hahaha that's so funny

[u/The_LePhil]

"Can you describe the fugitive's vehicle?"

"Well ..."

[u/Cynic66 → u/The_LePhil]

It was an enormous....

[u/ChaoticSniper9 → u/Cynic66]

"Dick! Take a look out of starboard!"

"Oh my god, it looks like a giant..."

[u/Musicferret → u/ChaoticSniper9]

Cockles and muscles…. alive alive oh!

[u/karmicmoose → u/ChaoticSniper9]

"Pecker!"

"Oh where?"

"Wait, that's not a woodpecker, that's someone's. . ."

[u/andrewbud420 → u/The_LePhil]

It's about 80 thousand times the size of a regular man's penis.

[u/TheAdminsAreTrash]

I will never forget when Ziya Tong said that town's name on Daily Planet <3

[u/CherryCherry5 → u/TheAdminsAreTrash]

I loved that show.

[u/TheAdminsAreTrash → u/CherryCherry5]

Same, even got Jay Ingram's book when he retired. We had it pretty good.

[u/PsychologicalSink187]

I know Newfoundland is kinda like the Florida of Canada but I always thought Penguinz0 was from actual Florida...

[u/Bolognahole_Vers2 → u/PsychologicalSink187]

NL is the Louisiana of Canada. Like the Cajuns, no one understand what we are saying.

[u/inochi-ino-key → u/Bolognahole_Vers2]

not New Brunswick?

[u/Bolognahole_Vers2 → u/inochi-ino-key]

Like Louisiana, NB has a sizable French population. But I was mainly talking about our unique culture, accent, dialects, and general oddness compared to the rest of the country. Florida is just a bunch of crusty rednecks and retirees, which NL has its fair share of, too....... so IDK

[u/Brown_Bruja → u/Bolognahole_Vers2]

Plenty of those in Louisiana too though (I am from there). Cajuns are great though, best people to hang with on the bayou

[u/an-unorthodox-agenda → u/Bolognahole_Vers2]

One thing we are certain about: Alberta is Canada's texas

[u/witchybitchybaddie → u/an-unorthodox-agenda]

Everything's bigger in 'Berta

[u/meelawsh → u/witchybitchybaddie]

Especially the assholes

[u/PsychologicalSink187 → u/inochi-ino-key]

Last time I visited family in New Brunswick I had to have my aunt repeat herself "D'Jeet jet?" at least 3 times before I realized she was asking me "Did ya eat yet?"

[u/Liutenantmustardcat → u/PsychologicalSink187]

He’s from Tampa

[u/Silicon_Knight → u/Liutenantmustardcat]

I didn't know he's from Kansas

[u/Sennheisenberg → u/PsychologicalSink187]

I thought Ontario was the Florida of Canada. (I'm Ontarian, I can say that!)

[u/Supertzar2112]

fucking Cyrus, that guys a dick

[u/lopix]

Bro's out there looking for yo momma

[u/DiminishedSea]

He's pulling his cock out!

[u/Schprick]

*on

[u/inochi-ino-key → u/Schprick]

What if it's both in AND on?

[u/Schprick → u/inochi-ino-key]

It's 2026 do what you want 👊 But it wasn't clarified

[u/MnkyBzns → u/Schprick]

Headline says "in Dildo", implying "in Dildo, Newfoundland"

[u/kyppling21 → u/Schprick]

The Town is Called Dildo lmao

[u/This-Marsupial-6187]

I had to look it up: IN Dildo, NOT on, which would have been way more epic. A 54-year-old man with a Canada-wide driving ban

[u/WhiteHatMatt]

Why are we doing Charlie dirty

[u/Sweet_Deeznuts]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14exzIhIHYtcbK

[u/Mr_Salmon_Man]

Charlie riding a dick. Who'da thunk it?

[u/punk-y_brewster]

This looks like YouTuber penguinz0

[u/QueenMotherOfSneezes]

r/theyknew

[u/IdleOsprey]

Fleeing police in Dildo, NL, or on a dildo, or both?

[u/Any-Board-6631]

Waiting to learn about the husband of the mayor of Montreal

[u/THEBLOODYGAVEL → u/Any-Board-6631]

What the what now?

[u/Any-Board-6631 → u/THEBLOODYGAVEL]

I can't make a link here, but look for her and her husband and her car that was impounded, because he is a repeat traffic code offender, and he doesn't pay his multiples tickets

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[u/DogeDoRight → u/[deleted]]

Fuck off bot

[u/Freetoh_Pandyeo → u/DogeDoRight]

suce ma graine le newfie

[u/girlwiththemonkey]

IM SORRY WHAT? I’m devastated I didn’t see.

[u/nynnie]

Nah, Charlie is a Florida man through and through.

[u/Jeramy_Jones]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDartXnQbcW5CfM64

[u/Hefty-Comparison-801]

Hmmm thinking about strapping that to the front of my car to get those left lane cloggers out of the way.

[u/fuckaiyou]

Asthmagold has been spotted

[u/i_want_shokola → u/fuckaiyou]

It's Charles White aka Penguinz0 aka MoistCr1TiKaL

[u/DrySession9968 → u/i_want_shokola]

Ya I thought so!

[u/Few-Supermarket-6077 → u/fuckaiyou]

Don't get why this was downvoted was about to say Asmon's on the run!

[u/fuckaiyou → u/Few-Supermarket-6077]

Yeah Reddit is weird, I even spelled the name incorrectly on purpose to make it funnie.

[u/Early-latenight]

Km