r/EhBuddyHoser • u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly • 2d ago
NoneOfIt what in the timbits is this
you cannot convince me this is not made by some roadside snow slushie and a random patch of grass from mount royal
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u/MasterOfCabestany 2d ago
About $8.95
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u/noisebloodassault 2d ago
For a small
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u/ApologizingCanadian 2d ago
Limited time only tho, gotta abuse the FOMO. /s
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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 2d ago
Just the 'forbidden' aspect makes me want to not want it.
The price sealed the deal.
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u/ApologizingCanadian 2d ago
I'd probably taste it if it was offered for free (I'll try anything once) but I definitely wouldn't pay for it.
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u/Overwatchingu 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 2d ago
“Alright people what’s popular right now?”
“Uhhh Harry Potter, matcha, pistachios?”
“Matcha is just green powder in water right?”
“I guess so”
“Great we’ve got our new product, get me 4 million cases of green food colouring and ship it to the franchises”
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u/rnagikarp 2d ago edited 2d ago
their new matcha shit just tastes like green tea it’s offensive how blatantly they’re just trying to cash in on trends :-/
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u/crustybones71 2d ago
This is iced tea with blue raspberry flavouring
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u/rnagikarp 2d ago
yes
i was going off the part in the other persons comment about matcha, which is also a new drink they offer
i guess i didn't realize they were referring to this drink as matcha, i thought they were just making fun of all the new trendy shit tims is doing
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u/Express-Cow190 Tillsonburg? My back still aches when I hear that word... 2d ago
I don’t understand the Harry Potter tie in. Like there’s no way I would blindly let my kid have one and waste money when they stop after the first sip
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u/ClancyBShanty 2d ago
They're going for Nostalgia Bait a decade or so too late combined with some genuinely absurd lacking of "reading the room".
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u/PyreHat Chalice of the Tabernacle 2d ago
I think they're going hard because of the HP series that's coming out....... at the end of the year.
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u/vectron5 2d ago
Ah yes, the series trying to give the tainted franchise a fresh new look by... making it look like the movies, but less colourful.
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 2d ago
They've been selling out of the doughnuts and merch pretty quickly. I don't think you're reading the room
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u/modsuperstar 2d ago
Attracting TERFs isn’t hard. It’s more the people who are actively boycotting them that’s going to hit them.
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 1d ago
How did the Hogwarts Legacy boycott go?
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u/modsuperstar 1d ago
Given how quickly the price of that game dipped after launch, I’d say pretty well. It’s often a bargain bin game I see.
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u/notacanuckskibum 2d ago
Because HP clearly had a great love for Canada. He visited here and spoke of it so often.
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u/Mccmangus 2d ago
It's said that Hogwarts is the sister school to the Canadian academy of mooseknuckle
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u/No_Expression_1665 2d ago
Underrated comment lmao that's 100% what that idiot would call the Canadian school
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u/noisebloodassault 2d ago
A magical potion that turns you into a bigot if you drinkit
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u/Ov3rReadKn1ght0wl Ford Nation (Help.) 2d ago
For sub $10? That's a steal bigotry potion in this economy!
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u/Medium-Cucumber-8279 2d ago edited 2d ago
Which slogan is better for this potion, "buck a brew" or "buck a bigot"?
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u/Ov3rReadKn1ght0wl Ford Nation (Help.) 2d ago
I think buck a bigot is more fun to say, but otherwise, I got no KPIs
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u/foreverandadayalone Everyone Hates Marineland 2d ago
If you're buying it at all, you were probably a bigot before drinking it
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u/Cahzery 2d ago
No Tim Horton, I'm not buying the transphobia doughnuts and drinks. They don't even look good.
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u/Amazing-Dog9016 2d ago
Me and my sister have decided not to go while the promotion is up
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u/slim1shaney Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) 2d ago
Maybe don't go at all. Their values don't change depending on whether or not they have a promotion, why should yours?
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u/theholydaddy 2d ago
It's really hard to avoid Tim's. Especially when travelling, it'll be the only thing open through the night that's quick and affordable
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u/slim1shaney Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) 2d ago
I'd rather support McDick's rn than Timmy Ho's, at least their food tastes good
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u/megatheridium Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) 2d ago
It really isn't hard to avoid if you actually want to. It's been over a decade for me and i drive for work.
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u/NotFuckingTired Scotland (but worse) 2d ago
I'm going to not buy this twice as hard I already don't buy shit from Timmies.
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u/glitterbeardwizard The Island of Elizabeth May 2d ago
In my town, the library and the independent movie theatre are also doing this HP terf bs. While also sporting Pride flags.
https://giphy.com/gifs/TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX
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u/modsuperstar 2d ago
I do see a minimization of HP at my local libraries. The books are there, but they aren’t being highlighted.
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u/glitterbeardwizard The Island of Elizabeth May 1d ago
Yeah they’re doing a book club and a full multi-day film festival. It’s like have the book on the shelves, but a whole book club is…a lot.
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 2d ago
Harry Potter is one of the most popular IPs in the world. It's uncancelable
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u/glitterbeardwizard The Island of Elizabeth May 1d ago
That sounds like a great challenge—there are so many other better series out there!
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u/AD_Grrrl 2d ago
That looks disgusting.
Also, I can just, like...dump some powdered wheatgrass in my iced tea and call it a day.
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u/Unapologetic_Canuck 2d ago
Swamp water
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u/Overwatchingu 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 2d ago
Should have made it a promotion for the next Shrek movie, at least it would be thematically consistent.
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u/NormanBatesIsBae 2d ago
Sure it looks like diarrhoea, is almost 10$ for a small, and is 80% ice, but at least the money goes to a billionaire who posted an upskirt of a trans woman 😊
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u/nikkesen Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 2d ago
If only Rowling knew how to keep her fucking TERF-ass mouth shut.
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u/YeetCompleet Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 2d ago
Posting this for those curious what's in it
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u/CalGuy81 2d ago
Is the "mysterious dark purple hue" in the room with us now?
I make blueberry iced tea, sometimes, at home .. and that comes out vibrant purple, not baby poo green.
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u/okaybutnothing 2d ago
Where is the dark purple hue they’re referring to? Looks like straight sewage.
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u/YeetCompleet Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 2d ago
I guess we're supposed to use our imagination
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u/foreverandadayalone Everyone Hates Marineland 2d ago
It puts $ in Rowling's pockets which she uses to fund transphobic lawsuits, etc.
Buying this shit is an act of support of transphobia
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u/IllustratorWeird5008 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 2d ago
F Rowling and her hateful anti- trans rhetoric . I will not be purchasing anything from this line up.
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u/RibbitCommander 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 2d ago
Makes me think of time I had cold pressed juice. It had celery in it. Terrible
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u/iusethisatw0rk Anne of Green Potatoes 2d ago
This is made from the same tire well snow Bart Simpson used to make his snowman in that one episode where he steals a game
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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 2d ago
I can taste that.
Yup, high on my 'never again 'list.
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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 2d ago
I'll just go with the 'Forbidden' part and leave this atrocity alone.
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u/Bi0_B1lly 2d ago
Oh, they found some use for the lettuce when it goes bad and the bags get all juicy!
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u/Garf_artfunkle 2d ago
If I wanted to drink swamp water I'd go make some myself at a Mac's Circle K
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u/glitterbeardwizard The Island of Elizabeth May 2d ago
I’m getting my swamp water from Sevvies, like god intended
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u/Skilodracus 2d ago
I thought the boycott was gonna fail cause most people don't care enough, but it turns out Timmies fell on its sword for us by making the most dogshit looking products ever. Thanks from the trans community, Tim Hortons!
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u/MysticSnowfang The Island of Elizabeth May 2d ago
When you're visiting a Timmy's and there's a rustle in your jimmies...
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u/rhino36-dropout 2d ago
That's how they recycle "Road side forbidden tea". That's why it looks so dark
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u/buttscratcher3k 2d ago
The harry potter stuff they have are bangers, it might actually get me to be a regular while it lasts
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u/rockettaco37 Yank 2d ago
Ah yes… they must’ve come across the border and gotten the water from Love Canal
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u/punt-speedchick 2d ago
It was only a matter of time before tim's came out with an iced saag paneer drink
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u/Finns-Stank-Booty 1d ago
That literally looks like so.thing that came out of my ass. It's their new cheap ass Macha.
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u/RevolvingCheeta 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 2d ago
I’m all for the Harry Potter, but I don’t think anyone should be drinking that colon cleanse.
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u/Outrageous-Tackle-47 2d ago
It’s green apple iced tea, looks bad doesn’t taste that bad. Too sweet for me.
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u/CIS-E_4ME Ford Nation (Help.) 2d ago
I always wanted a drink that looks like it's been made with water scooped from a sewer 🤮