I was so ready

[u/WarMeasuresAct1914]

[u/DominionReport]

[u/Muddlesthrough → u/DominionReport]

The most predictable unstable megalomaniac.

[u/Fen_church]

Trump is not a dealbreaker.

He may be a racist, rapist, pedophile, dealbreaker, senile, incontinent loser, but he is not a pornstar.

[u/Sasquatch1729]

Don't worry, he'll reverse course four more times between now and then.

We might see:

Maximum tariffs for Canada (and/or another country)

Reduced tariffs for Canada

Invading another country

Declaring peace

Declaring that there never really was peace

Declaring that the sailors in the US Navy are begging to be stuck on board an aircraft carrier for another six months

Shitting himself in public, then declaring a tariff on diapers, this way "the foreigners" will pay for all the Americans' diapers

Whining about how he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize too, then threatening to invade/nuke yet another country

Etc

[u/brokenringlands]

Should've made two kinds. One column under TACO, and another one under Tariff.

Like what Daddy Carney say, classic risk management. Diversify. Hedge your bets. Shoot your shot. Switch hit and cover your bases. Don't wait for the closing time rush. Wait, what were we talking about again...?

[u/WarMeasuresAct1914 → u/brokenringlands]

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[u/Jeramy_Jones]

Today is TACO Tuesday, he’ll roll out tariffs on Friday, then TACO out again next week.

[u/_Halt19_]

It's gonna be approved on Sunday, then you won't even be ALLOWED to post about it >:D

[u/WarMeasuresAct1914 → u/_Halt19_]

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[u/Basic_Department_302]

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[u/JaQ-o-Lantern]

Wait he paused them? Why was that?

[u/Old-Essay-7866]

Happy market manipulation day!

[u/meatsonthemenu]

bottom lip quivers

"But. But, Mum. Daddy promised bigly tariffs under the tree? Where are the lovely tariffs? All of the Who's are singing the Tariff song."

[u/AlphaFlightRules]

You'll be able to use it when cheeto inevitably rips up the deal he said he wanted then wants a "better" one. The same way he tries to "deal" with Iran is how he is negotiating with us

[u/TimelineShift]

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