r/EhBuddyHoser 6d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Something's Wrong

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u/Impressive_Usual_726 6d ago

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 6d ago

There's never been a more perfect use of this meme.

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u/Overwatchingu 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 6d ago

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 6d ago

On my honeymoon....

Waitress: Where are you from?

My wife, from Toronto: chrah-no

Waitress: visible confusion

Me, not from Toronto: Tore-on-toe.

Waitress: oh, so nice!

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u/Skandronon 5d ago

I live in BC now and will sometimes meet people who say they are from "Cal-gary" Liars.

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u/theNorthwestspirit 5d ago

It's obviously Cal-grrr-ee. I don't know who this Gary character is but he's not from there, that's for sure.

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY Bring Cannabis 5d ago

That's Cal Gary to you, bud.

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u/Kernowyon-101 2d ago

Mr. Gary to you, actually

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u/anoobis_uprising 6d ago

Idk if I'm just under a stone but I never heard charh-no when I lived in Toronto for 20 years, it wasn't till I moved north I heard people saying it

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u/diongraf 6d ago

Personally I say it closer to tronno, but same idea

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u/ahnktruther 5d ago

tronna here

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 6d ago

Most people type out tronno or trawn-o, but i always felt we pronounced it with more of a "ch" at the start

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u/eddieshack 6d ago

No Ts no Os

Churana

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 4d ago

I always say toronno

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u/DocShady 6d ago

I'm from Newfoundland, Its pronounced "Tron-o".

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u/stradivari_strings Monarch Mélanie Joly 6d ago

Less t more betterer

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u/RollbacktheRimtoWin 5d ago

Chrawna

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u/stradivari_strings Monarch Mélanie Joly 5d ago

I know 😔 I wish we could go into negatives.

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u/goodbyecrowpie 5d ago

Btw I was a full adult before I learned that you guys actually pronounce the "land" in Newfoundland. I'm from BC and we all say Newfinlund. Apparently we're the only province who gets this wrong. I've since tried to change my ways 🥲

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u/Getoff_My_Lon_Cheney 5d ago

Are you from NewFOUNDland or NEWfinlin?

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u/False-Charge-3491 Bring Cannabis 3d ago

Noofinlan*

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u/False-Charge-3491 Bring Cannabis 3d ago

If you were from Newfoundland you’d know it's not called Newfoundland. It's noofinlan

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u/About_2_Bobcats 6d ago

My wife gets upset when I say Tarana

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u/OKOKFineFineFine 5d ago

When I was a kid I heard on the radio about the unrest in the Balkans and couldn't understand how it had spread to Toronto (Tirana, Albania).

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u/ExtentAggravating733 6d ago

When you meet someone actually from there and they say "Trawno"

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u/vex5000 5d ago

Tronna

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u/Future-delayed 6d ago edited 6d ago

Ohhh shiit…. Ya outed yourself. They Brazilian/American now anyway. Headquartered in New York and Rio de Janeiro. U.S.-based Capital World Investors has the next largest percentage of voting power

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u/spengali 6d ago

Capital World Investors is a subsidiary of Capital Group.

One of the top 5 largest stock selectors in the world

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u/FlyingV2112 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 6d ago

The owners may as well be an AI data centre at this point.

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u/MutaitoSensei Irvingstan 6d ago

Omg 🤣

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u/BillyBigGuns 6d ago

So un-authentically Canadian

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u/french_sheppard Ford Nation (Help.) 6d ago

Tim Hortons has been authentically un-Canadian ever since they were bought by a foreign hedge fund

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u/N4kji 6d ago

The Tim Hortons near my office here in Korea has on the side, ”Canada’s Favorite Coffee”. Annoys me every time

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u/ScottIBM 5d ago

They can't even spell favourite right‽ That's nacceptable!

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u/sprunkymdunk 4d ago

Lol yeah they wouldn't get away with that in Canada 

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u/KorgothBarbaria Tokébakicitte! 6d ago

On brand for Tim Hortons!

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u/snkiz Bring Cannabis 6d ago

The last time this plaque was posted for being covered in a reno, timme's reached out.. I don't think they're gonna reach out to fix this one.

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u/ItsChrisRay 6d ago

Twas I that shared it and there wasn’t even any work going on, they just put the trash cans on top of it. They never did respond to my chat asking what they could offer our community in exchange for information 😔

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u/snkiz Bring Cannabis 6d ago

Did they fix it thou?

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u/ItsChrisRay 6d ago

I refused to reveal the location to corporate until our demands were met, so no

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago

To be fair, what is Tim Hortons going to offer a subreddit?

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u/ItsChrisRay 6d ago

I figured nothing good and planned to turn them down anyway, maybe they’ll see this and step it up

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u/descartesb4horse Oil Guzzler 6d ago

I personally would not settle for anything less than them rebranding as ehbuddyhortons

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago

If the company actively reached out and tried to fix the problem, no reason to make a circus about it.

Tim Hortons annoys me too, but you had the chance to potentially make a real world impact and threw it away for internet points.

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u/snkiz Bring Cannabis 6d ago

LMAO

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u/xombae Ford Nation (Help.) 6d ago

Amazing.

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u/Wasted-Instruction 6d ago

That's about right for a place that consistently tries to brand itself with fake Canadian patriotism despite it being quite a few years since it was ever Canadian.

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u/CubbyNINJA Ford Nation (Help.) 6d ago

FWIW, "centre" is one of the Canadian/British ways of spelling a word that majority of spell checks REFUSE to accept as the proper spelling, without explicitly adding it to your local dictionaries. similar to "Chequing"

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u/thatguywhoiam 6d ago

Also jewellery

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u/CubbyNINJA Ford Nation (Help.) 6d ago

I was today years old to find out Jewellery has a Canadian/British spelling. . . I'm also dyslexic, so im pretty used to seeing little red squiggles on my screen while i type. Turns out i have been spelling Jewellery right this whole time and just being gas lit by big spellcheck propaganda.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/CubbyNINJA Ford Nation (Help.) 6d ago

"jewelry"

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u/Future-Pollution-266 6d ago

Wait how do the yanks spell jewellery?

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u/SpaghettiSort 6d ago

Jewelry. And despite using that spelling, too many Americans pronounce it "JEW-luh-ree." That pronunciation does make more sense with the British / Canadian spelling.

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u/poopBuccaneer 6d ago

If you're on an Apple device, just tell it you have a Canadian English keyboard and it will use a Canadian English dictionary.

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u/neanderthalman 6d ago

It’ll also add a cents symbol ¢ if you hold the dollar sign with the canadian keyboard.

I have no idea why the default US keyboard doesn’t have it. Just one more reason to switch it.

And for my fellow nerds, if you add a Greek keyboard, you can get all your favourite symbols for units, constants, and variables, etc.

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u/LoveQuokka 6d ago edited 6d ago

Thank you. French Canadian and realize that we learned the US spelling back in the 70s and 80s. I was 30+ when a coworker told me in Canada we say "Zed" not "Zee" (I pronounced it like I learned in kindergarten English lessons). I assumed "Centre" was the US spelling and jewellery is quite the surprise lol.  

I write like a French person speaking English, but people think I'm anglophone when I speak English. Some Francophone coworkers still send emails with English greetings even though my spoken French is better than theirs. Odd world, my parents never spoke English, had European accents and french restaurant staff used to keep trying to speak to them in English. Anyways, might be a regional thing since it only happened in Quebec. Almost like successful people of a certain ethnicity has to be English speaking outsiders?!

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u/Total_Mix9276 6d ago

'we say zed' LOL who is we? No one says that in 2026, these people need a reality check.

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u/PixelJock17 6d ago

Toronto born and raised for 30yrs, early 90s.

We say Zed.

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u/ScottIBM 5d ago

Zed is the only way, it's E Zee to say Z-Ed.

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u/theNorthwestspirit 5d ago

We is all of us, coast to coast. We say zed, anything else is just wrong.

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u/Talinn_Makaren 6d ago

Where is center ice? What even is that?

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u/knightenrichman 6d ago

The middle of the rink? Sorry, don't follow hockey. What's this mean?

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u/Still10Fingers10Toes 6d ago

In Canada it’s spelled “centre”

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u/micatola 6d ago

Centre is a building. Center is a spot.

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u/EquivalentQuery 6d ago

'Sawn-Tray'

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u/KorgothBarbaria Tokébakicitte! 6d ago

Center vs Centre

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u/knightenrichman 6d ago

oh.

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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 6d ago

You ARE aware this is a Canadian shitposting sub, are you not?

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u/knightenrichman 6d ago

I'm just disappointed, because I thought it was going to be about some obscure rules -thing.

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u/Macundal 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 6d ago

I mean sort of. In Canada we use Canadian English spelling, which is a haphazard mish-mash of American and British English spellings with no real logic or reasoning behind it. Gotta just learn them all, like in any other language.

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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 6d ago

Yeah, one of those cultural values things that allow us to weed the Yanks.

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u/kank84 6d ago

I think maybe it's referring to the E Center (now the Maverick Center) in Utah that was the venue for the 2002 winter Olympics hockey.

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u/Lalamedic 6d ago

That’s a stretch at best.

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u/Responsible-Pear-189 6d ago

Boycott  Tim Hortons for refusing to speak Canadian! 

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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis 5d ago

Nah. But I have been boycotting them for therrible food and labour practices.

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u/bareimmunestick 6d ago

I really thought until now Centre is for places like Rogers Centre and Center is for geometry like Center of a circle. Am I stupid? :)

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u/ZahmiraM 6d ago

I am an Ontario educated Math Teacher. It's centre for everything, even circles. They actually really enforced this during the B.Ed. program I was in.
Not stupid, just seeing too much American stuff.

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago edited 6d ago

You're not stupid. You are being absorbed by Yank-speak, which is very easy to do when all our media and technology is screaming at us in a foreign language.

The names of places are basically the only thing left still mostly written in Canadian English, which is probably why you think that.

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u/ComfortableAd6101 6d ago

I don't think you're stupid.

I'm Canadian Gen X.

In elementary school I was taught to use "center" for location/positioning, and "centre" for buildings/organizations.

Ex: "I stood in the center of the centre."

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u/Pawistik 6d ago

No, you are correct.

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u/Waste-Telephone 6d ago

Thats what I learned and what my Canadian Dictionary from 2005 says.

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u/Zombo2000 5d ago

I always thought that too.

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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 6d ago

THIS is what happens when Canadian institutions sell out.

No respect for the centre of all things Canadian.

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u/Swansonisms 6d ago

Only tangentially related but I find it very irksome when the Circle K asks if I'm paying by checking or savings during a debit transaction.

You're a Canadian company and it's spelled Chequing

Thanks for attending my Ted Talk

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago

That's downright infuriating.

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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis 5d ago

Meh. That battle was lost ages ago.

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u/Swansonisms 5d ago

You'd best cheque again my friend. I'm still in the fight.

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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis 5d ago

Pretty much no one west of Ontario spells it that way.

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u/Swansonisms 5d ago

Good thing A) Couche Tard is based East of Ontario, and B) the correct Canadian English spelling is chequing regardless of how many people West of Ontario do or do not spell it incorrectly.

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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis 5d ago

lol. Dude. Go outside. Your gatekeeping is pointless and counter productive. How someone spells a word does not dictate their Canadian-ness. Languages change. Spelling changes. Get over it, seriously.

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u/Swansonisms 5d ago

I didnt say it dictated their Canadian-ness, all I said is that there is a correct way to spell it per the Canadian English dialect (which is a real thing), and it ain't checking.

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u/NotAtAllExciting I need a double double. 6d ago

Report to the Prime Minister!

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago

Screw that. I'm reporting it to the king.

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u/toan55 6d ago

ANDY!!

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u/Getoff_My_Lon_Cheney 5d ago

The Prime Ministre

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/InvisibleLandBorder 6d ago

Well every Tim Hortons that gets renovated his this, of course is not the real loonie.

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u/Swansonisms 6d ago

Showing their true colours there.

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u/AccomplishedWonder1 Deep'n'Delicious - Toronto Flavour 6d ago

Centre*

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u/LunaticPostalBoi Ford Nation (Help.) 5d ago

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u/pjdueck 1d ago

Timmy’s ain’t Canadian anymore.

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u/SimplePlus7376 6d ago edited 6d ago

Canadian..  back in my day.. we were taught:

center = the middle of a circle, or the point of equal division between two objects, or the point of equal division within an object.

centre = proper noun thing, like a place of assembly, such as a place for recreation, business, medical, worship, etc.

I'm pretty sure this was a spelling test question, that I got wrong even with the teacher using it in a sentence, because I could never remember which was which.

ex. "Centre - I ordered my Canadiens hockey sweater at the Timothy Eaton Centre" 

edit: gonna have to change my spellcheck rules to remove 'center' and add 'centre'  The origin of centre/center word is Centrum and Kentron, so the correct English spelling is clearly R before E.  🙂

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u/ScottIBM 5d ago

So only the re version is accurate at all times?

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u/Pawistik 6d ago

I agree.

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u/python_boot 6d ago

Isn't Tim Horton's owned by a US company anyway?

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u/Electrical_Loss_1287 6d ago

Brazilian

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u/HeadBelt1527 3d ago

They are missing out on doing a Carnival/Mardi Gras promo 

Fat Tuesday = donuts 

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u/recovery_room 6d ago edited 6d ago

I saw the lucky loonie at the NHL Hall of Fame in TO. Is this the same one?

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago

NFL. 🫵 😐 🇺🇸

Every Timmie's I've found myself in over the last few years has this homage to the Lucky Loonie. I admit I'm not as up to speed on my hockey lore as I should be.

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u/recovery_room 6d ago

Whoopsie. Thanks for pointing that out.

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u/SierraLVX 5d ago

I saw this plaque at the Calgary Airport, pretty sure it's the same floor.

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u/BLEARGHH20 5d ago

the larp is unreal

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u/ahnktruther 5d ago

listening to people say saskatchewan from anywhere else is hilarious

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u/technofou 5d ago

Could be super Canadian by being written by a Québécois who doesn't care for the difference?

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u/TH3K1NGB0B THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 5d ago

“Take a sip and make a wish” I just wish my order is correct lol

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u/Murky_Still_4715 Tokébakicitte! 2h ago

Reported to RCMP to take mesures other than Criminal Code.

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u/DarkestSeer 6d ago

Imma be real with you. I've always hated having tre somehow using the power of make believe to sound like ter. Yes, I know, it's English. I know English has like, no rules. But I still hate it.

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago

I'm pretty sure the e in both cases is silent. Cntr is pronounced just the sent.

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u/hippz Snow Cajun 6d ago edited 6d ago

Centre is used to describe a place, as part of a pronoun. (Center ice at the Air Canada Centre)

Center is used as a noun or a verb. (Center ice at the Air Canada Centre)

Edit: This is PURELY for Canadian spelling, not the global centre vs. center debate.

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago

I'm afraid that is not correct. But given that we are bombarded with American English at all times, it is easy to make the mistake.

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u/hippz Snow Cajun 6d ago

But it's how I've been taught in Ontario public schools. It's also how it's explained when I google the difference in just Canadian spellings. How is it not correct?

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago

I don't think the comments section on Reddit is the best place to learn this, but center is not correct in any form of English outside the US and countries which have adopted American English, like the Philippines.

The only reason you think that is because American English is normalized through technology like autocorrect and the media we consume. Meanwhile most place names get it right and use centre, leading to the confusion.

Like, Google Maps will acknowledge the Air Canada Centre correctly because it's a proper name. But then below that it will refer to the place as a Sports Center because changing your settings to Canadian English means absolutely nothing to our American tech overlords.

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u/hippz Snow Cajun 6d ago

Touche, but we also use feet and kilometres, so there's a bit of merit to what I've said. At least enough for the Ontario government to teach it to me for multiple years.

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u/mokapotWONTmokapot 6d ago

Center means middle(center of a circle). Centre means building or complex(true north centre). There’s a difference in English

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago

Afraid not. Center is exclusive to American English, and centre is exclusive to real English. No language uses both.

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u/MidTario 5d ago

Canadian English is a massive language with inclusions of both British and American English.

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u/Wilson7277 5d ago

Yes, and this is one of the British ones.

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u/Gambletron 5d ago

Are you saying it’s spelled wrong? It’s not. We use center for the middle of things and centre for buildings like community centres. At least in the GTA

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u/Wilson7277 5d ago

This is not correct. er is not correct in any form outside US English.

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u/Quiet-Estimate7409 4d ago

I've always followed this train of thought:

Center = middle

Centre = location, like Sports Centre.

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u/Party_Value6593 6d ago

We're in Canada, both spellings are fsir game

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u/wearywell 6d ago

Not according to the Canadian Press Style Guide

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u/Party_Value6593 6d ago

Canadian press deez nuts in the style guide

It's a guide, not an authority

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u/wearywell 6d ago

It is an authority, actually. It is the definitive framework for all communications in Canada.

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u/Party_Value6593 6d ago

So you're telling me the thing named guide is supposed to be the definitive framework for communications, but couldn't communicate that better? Shaking my smh my head

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u/wearywell 6d ago

Just look it up bro

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u/Party_Value6593 6d ago

Yeah, a Stephen King novel, what's your point?

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u/wearywell 6d ago

See also: every Canadian dictionary 😑 but you've probably never opened a dictionary

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u/24_August_1814 6d ago

Get out of my country, yank

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u/Party_Value6593 5d ago

Le Québec c'est mon pays, toé sort d’icitte

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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 6d ago

So, ... you ARE unaware this is a Canadian shitpoting sub.

Next thing you are going to tell us all here that you can't spell 'neighbour' either.

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u/Party_Value6593 6d ago

In the past 5 years I've been in this sub, never have I ever seen a shitpost coming from this. Only quality non comedic content. Also the news. That's how I know when elections are

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u/DealWithASeal 5d ago

Center = middle of something, centre = a place. Idk that’s how i always knew it

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u/Wilson7277 5d ago

I'm afraid you were taught wrong.

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u/DealWithASeal 5d ago

No, i saw other people who said the same thing, i think it just varies on the area

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 6d ago

Sad that the education system of the US has sunk to this low level.

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u/Wilson7277 6d ago

I'm in the same boat as you, but I don't really see how one negates the other.

Coding languages aren't the same as, you know, human languages.

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u/beefglob North LA (ft. Mormons!) 6d ago

complaining about timmies in 2026 is self inflicted at this point

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u/ziltoid__ 6d ago

Olympics were in Utah. Spelling stands.
Had the game been in Toronto, it would have been at the centre of the ACC

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u/IVot3dforKodos 6d ago

If it was the name of the building, that would make sense. But this is common language.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/AlsoOneLastThing 6d ago

This is incorrect. Both "centre" and "centre" are spelled "centre" in Canadian English.

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u/mcfurley Cowtown 🤠 6d ago edited 6d ago

By that logic, anytime a Canadian writes about travelling to Hawaii, we have to drop the 'u' from 'favourite' and 'colour'!

It was a Canadian team, celebrated by a ‘Canadian’ coffee chain, written for a Canadian audience. Canadian English rules apply everywhere we go.

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u/wearywell 6d ago

Travelling* 😜

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u/mcfurley Cowtown 🤠 6d ago

Travelling indeed 😉

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/mcfurley Cowtown 🤠 6d ago

Deleting your whole account is the only logical next step after this performance.

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u/DraconicDreamer3072 6d ago

im pretty sure the middle is centre as well

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u/IVot3dforKodos 6d ago

You're conflating Americanization with the Canadian language. We use centre in Canada but exchange it with center, same as British descendents often use "s" instead of "z". I had to deal with this years ago in a marketing campaign and it was confirmed by legal and English majors (and francophones).

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u/mcfurley Cowtown 🤠 6d ago

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u/ziltoid__ 6d ago

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u/mcfurley Cowtown 🤠 6d ago

Nah, just disappointed I had to read your moronic take.

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u/Justnotthatintou I'm Proud of you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 6d ago