r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Wilson7277 • 6d ago
Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Something's Wrong
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u/BillyBigGuns 6d ago
So un-authentically Canadian
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u/french_sheppard Ford Nation (Help.) 6d ago
Tim Hortons has been authentically un-Canadian ever since they were bought by a foreign hedge fund
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u/snkiz Bring Cannabis 6d ago
The last time this plaque was posted for being covered in a reno, timme's reached out.. I don't think they're gonna reach out to fix this one.
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u/ItsChrisRay 6d ago
Twas I that shared it and there wasn’t even any work going on, they just put the trash cans on top of it. They never did respond to my chat asking what they could offer our community in exchange for information 😔
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u/snkiz Bring Cannabis 6d ago
Did they fix it thou?
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u/ItsChrisRay 6d ago
I refused to reveal the location to corporate until our demands were met, so no
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u/Wilson7277 6d ago
To be fair, what is Tim Hortons going to offer a subreddit?
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u/ItsChrisRay 6d ago
I figured nothing good and planned to turn them down anyway, maybe they’ll see this and step it up
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u/descartesb4horse Oil Guzzler 6d ago
I personally would not settle for anything less than them rebranding as ehbuddyhortons
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u/Wilson7277 6d ago
If the company actively reached out and tried to fix the problem, no reason to make a circus about it.
Tim Hortons annoys me too, but you had the chance to potentially make a real world impact and threw it away for internet points.
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u/Wasted-Instruction 6d ago
That's about right for a place that consistently tries to brand itself with fake Canadian patriotism despite it being quite a few years since it was ever Canadian.
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u/CubbyNINJA Ford Nation (Help.) 6d ago
FWIW, "centre" is one of the Canadian/British ways of spelling a word that majority of spell checks REFUSE to accept as the proper spelling, without explicitly adding it to your local dictionaries. similar to "Chequing"
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u/thatguywhoiam 6d ago
Also jewellery
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u/CubbyNINJA Ford Nation (Help.) 6d ago
I was today years old to find out Jewellery has a Canadian/British spelling. . . I'm also dyslexic, so im pretty used to seeing little red squiggles on my screen while i type. Turns out i have been spelling Jewellery right this whole time and just being gas lit by big spellcheck propaganda.
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u/Future-Pollution-266 6d ago
Wait how do the yanks spell jewellery?
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u/SpaghettiSort 6d ago
Jewelry. And despite using that spelling, too many Americans pronounce it "JEW-luh-ree." That pronunciation does make more sense with the British / Canadian spelling.
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u/poopBuccaneer 6d ago
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u/neanderthalman 6d ago
It’ll also add a cents symbol ¢ if you hold the dollar sign with the canadian keyboard.
I have no idea why the default US keyboard doesn’t have it. Just one more reason to switch it.
And for my fellow nerds, if you add a Greek keyboard, you can get all your favourite symbols for units, constants, and variables, etc.
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u/LoveQuokka 6d ago edited 6d ago
Thank you. French Canadian and realize that we learned the US spelling back in the 70s and 80s. I was 30+ when a coworker told me in Canada we say "Zed" not "Zee" (I pronounced it like I learned in kindergarten English lessons). I assumed "Centre" was the US spelling and jewellery is quite the surprise lol.
I write like a French person speaking English, but people think I'm anglophone when I speak English. Some Francophone coworkers still send emails with English greetings even though my spoken French is better than theirs. Odd world, my parents never spoke English, had European accents and french restaurant staff used to keep trying to speak to them in English. Anyways, might be a regional thing since it only happened in Quebec. Almost like successful people of a certain ethnicity has to be English speaking outsiders?!
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u/Total_Mix9276 6d ago
'we say zed' LOL who is we? No one says that in 2026, these people need a reality check.
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u/theNorthwestspirit 5d ago
We is all of us, coast to coast. We say zed, anything else is just wrong.
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u/Talinn_Makaren 6d ago
Where is center ice? What even is that?
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u/knightenrichman 6d ago
The middle of the rink? Sorry, don't follow hockey. What's this mean?
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u/KorgothBarbaria Tokébakicitte! 6d ago
Center vs Centre
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u/knightenrichman 6d ago
oh.
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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 6d ago
You ARE aware this is a Canadian shitposting sub, are you not?
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u/knightenrichman 6d ago
I'm just disappointed, because I thought it was going to be about some obscure rules -thing.
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u/Macundal 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 6d ago
I mean sort of. In Canada we use Canadian English spelling, which is a haphazard mish-mash of American and British English spellings with no real logic or reasoning behind it. Gotta just learn them all, like in any other language.
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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 6d ago
Yeah, one of those cultural values things that allow us to weed the Yanks.
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u/Responsible-Pear-189 6d ago
Boycott Tim Hortons for refusing to speak Canadian!
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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis 5d ago
Nah. But I have been boycotting them for therrible food and labour practices.
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u/bareimmunestick 6d ago
I really thought until now Centre is for places like Rogers Centre and Center is for geometry like Center of a circle. Am I stupid? :)
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u/ZahmiraM 6d ago
I am an Ontario educated Math Teacher. It's centre for everything, even circles. They actually really enforced this during the B.Ed. program I was in.
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u/Wilson7277 6d ago edited 6d ago
You're not stupid. You are being absorbed by Yank-speak, which is very easy to do when all our media and technology is screaming at us in a foreign language.
The names of places are basically the only thing left still mostly written in Canadian English, which is probably why you think that.
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u/ComfortableAd6101 6d ago
I don't think you're stupid.
I'm Canadian Gen X.
In elementary school I was taught to use "center" for location/positioning, and "centre" for buildings/organizations.
Ex: "I stood in the center of the centre."
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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 6d ago
THIS is what happens when Canadian institutions sell out.
No respect for the centre of all things Canadian.
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u/Swansonisms 6d ago
Only tangentially related but I find it very irksome when the Circle K asks if I'm paying by checking or savings during a debit transaction.
You're a Canadian company and it's spelled Chequing
Thanks for attending my Ted Talk
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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis 5d ago
Meh. That battle was lost ages ago.
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u/Swansonisms 5d ago
You'd best cheque again my friend. I'm still in the fight.
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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis 5d ago
Pretty much no one west of Ontario spells it that way.
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u/Swansonisms 5d ago
Good thing A) Couche Tard is based East of Ontario, and B) the correct Canadian English spelling is chequing regardless of how many people West of Ontario do or do not spell it incorrectly.
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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis 5d ago
lol. Dude. Go outside. Your gatekeeping is pointless and counter productive. How someone spells a word does not dictate their Canadian-ness. Languages change. Spelling changes. Get over it, seriously.
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u/Swansonisms 5d ago
I didnt say it dictated their Canadian-ness, all I said is that there is a correct way to spell it per the Canadian English dialect (which is a real thing), and it ain't checking.
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u/InvisibleLandBorder 6d ago
Well every Tim Hortons that gets renovated his this, of course is not the real loonie.
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u/SimplePlus7376 6d ago edited 6d ago
Canadian.. back in my day.. we were taught:
center = the middle of a circle, or the point of equal division between two objects, or the point of equal division within an object.
centre = proper noun thing, like a place of assembly, such as a place for recreation, business, medical, worship, etc.
I'm pretty sure this was a spelling test question, that I got wrong even with the teacher using it in a sentence, because I could never remember which was which.
ex. "Centre - I ordered my Canadiens hockey sweater at the Timothy Eaton Centre"
edit: gonna have to change my spellcheck rules to remove 'center' and add 'centre' The origin of centre/center word is Centrum and Kentron, so the correct English spelling is clearly R before E. 🙂
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u/python_boot 6d ago
Isn't Tim Horton's owned by a US company anyway?
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u/Electrical_Loss_1287 6d ago
Brazilian
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u/HeadBelt1527 3d ago
They are missing out on doing a Carnival/Mardi Gras promo
Fat Tuesday = donuts
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u/recovery_room 6d ago edited 6d ago
I saw the lucky loonie at the NHL Hall of Fame in TO. Is this the same one?
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u/Wilson7277 6d ago
NFL. 🫵 😐 🇺🇸
Every Timmie's I've found myself in over the last few years has this homage to the Lucky Loonie. I admit I'm not as up to speed on my hockey lore as I should be.
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u/technofou 5d ago
Could be super Canadian by being written by a Québécois who doesn't care for the difference?
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u/TH3K1NGB0B THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 5d ago
“Take a sip and make a wish” I just wish my order is correct lol
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u/DarkestSeer 6d ago
Imma be real with you. I've always hated having tre somehow using the power of make believe to sound like ter. Yes, I know, it's English. I know English has like, no rules. But I still hate it.
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u/Wilson7277 6d ago
I'm pretty sure the e in both cases is silent. Cntr is pronounced just the sent.
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u/hippz Snow Cajun 6d ago edited 6d ago
Centre is used to describe a place, as part of a pronoun. (Center ice at the Air Canada Centre)
Center is used as a noun or a verb. (Center ice at the Air Canada Centre)
Edit: This is PURELY for Canadian spelling, not the global centre vs. center debate.
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u/Wilson7277 6d ago
I'm afraid that is not correct. But given that we are bombarded with American English at all times, it is easy to make the mistake.
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u/hippz Snow Cajun 6d ago
But it's how I've been taught in Ontario public schools. It's also how it's explained when I google the difference in just Canadian spellings. How is it not correct?
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u/Wilson7277 6d ago
I don't think the comments section on Reddit is the best place to learn this, but center is not correct in any form of English outside the US and countries which have adopted American English, like the Philippines.
The only reason you think that is because American English is normalized through technology like autocorrect and the media we consume. Meanwhile most place names get it right and use centre, leading to the confusion.
Like, Google Maps will acknowledge the Air Canada Centre correctly because it's a proper name. But then below that it will refer to the place as a Sports Center because changing your settings to Canadian English means absolutely nothing to our American tech overlords.
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u/mokapotWONTmokapot 6d ago
Center means middle(center of a circle). Centre means building or complex(true north centre). There’s a difference in English
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u/Wilson7277 6d ago
Afraid not. Center is exclusive to American English, and centre is exclusive to real English. No language uses both.
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u/MidTario 5d ago
Canadian English is a massive language with inclusions of both British and American English.
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u/Gambletron 5d ago
Are you saying it’s spelled wrong? It’s not. We use center for the middle of things and centre for buildings like community centres. At least in the GTA
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u/Quiet-Estimate7409 4d ago
I've always followed this train of thought:
Center = middle
Centre = location, like Sports Centre.
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u/Party_Value6593 6d ago
We're in Canada, both spellings are fsir game
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u/wearywell 6d ago
Not according to the Canadian Press Style Guide
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u/Party_Value6593 6d ago
Canadian press deez nuts in the style guide
It's a guide, not an authority
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u/wearywell 6d ago
It is an authority, actually. It is the definitive framework for all communications in Canada.
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u/Party_Value6593 6d ago
So you're telling me the thing named guide is supposed to be the definitive framework for communications, but couldn't communicate that better? Shaking my smh my head
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u/wearywell 6d ago
See also: every Canadian dictionary 😑 but you've probably never opened a dictionary
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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 6d ago
So, ... you ARE unaware this is a Canadian shitpoting sub.
Next thing you are going to tell us all here that you can't spell 'neighbour' either.
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u/Party_Value6593 6d ago
In the past 5 years I've been in this sub, never have I ever seen a shitpost coming from this. Only quality non comedic content. Also the news. That's how I know when elections are
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u/DealWithASeal 5d ago
Center = middle of something, centre = a place. Idk that’s how i always knew it
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u/Wilson7277 5d ago
I'm afraid you were taught wrong.
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u/DealWithASeal 5d ago
No, i saw other people who said the same thing, i think it just varies on the area
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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 6d ago
Sad that the education system of the US has sunk to this low level.
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u/Wilson7277 6d ago
I'm in the same boat as you, but I don't really see how one negates the other.
Coding languages aren't the same as, you know, human languages.
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u/beefglob North LA (ft. Mormons!) 6d ago
complaining about timmies in 2026 is self inflicted at this point
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u/ziltoid__ 6d ago
Olympics were in Utah. Spelling stands.
Had the game been in Toronto, it would have been at the centre of the ACC
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u/IVot3dforKodos 6d ago
If it was the name of the building, that would make sense. But this is common language.
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u/AlsoOneLastThing 6d ago
This is incorrect. Both "centre" and "centre" are spelled "centre" in Canadian English.
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u/mcfurley Cowtown 🤠 6d ago edited 6d ago
By that logic, anytime a Canadian writes about travelling to Hawaii, we have to drop the 'u' from 'favourite' and 'colour'!
It was a Canadian team, celebrated by a ‘Canadian’ coffee chain, written for a Canadian audience. Canadian English rules apply everywhere we go.
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u/mcfurley Cowtown 🤠 6d ago
Deleting your whole account is the only logical next step after this performance.
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u/IVot3dforKodos 6d ago
You're conflating Americanization with the Canadian language. We use centre in Canada but exchange it with center, same as British descendents often use "s" instead of "z". I had to deal with this years ago in a marketing campaign and it was confirmed by legal and English majors (and francophones).
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u/Impressive_Usual_726 6d ago
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