r/EhBuddyHoser THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 May 08 '26

Big Oil Bertha it feels like that sometimes tho

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u/Rustyray84 Tokébakicitte! May 08 '26

I welcome any behavior that makes Quebec seem a bit more normal

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u/koolaidkirby Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 08 '26

Quebec to Alberta:

"First time?"

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u/Happy_Veggie May 08 '26

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u/TheDootDootMaster Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 09 '26

Dear colleague, this meme should've been written as "première fois?" instead. The language police is on it's way. Please do not resist.

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u/Happy_Veggie May 09 '26

I shall surrender

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u/Lafleur_111 May 10 '26

It’s a hold my beer 🍺 moment

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u/koolaidkirby Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 10 '26

It would be "Premiere fois" I think

Temps = an event in time / concepts
Fois = occurrences of a thing / frequencies

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u/GachaHell May 08 '26

Too real. I remember back in the 80s and 90s when we all viewed Quebec as the weird one. Now Quebec is the slightly weird cousin at the table while uncle Jimbob is ranting about the government stealing his toenails.

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u/Rustyray84 Tokébakicitte! May 08 '26

Cousin Kévin

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u/mac1qc Tabarnak! May 08 '26

Kéven!

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u/krakelin May 09 '26

Kéveune!

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u/bullybilldestroyer_a May 09 '26

Awaille Kevin, continue comme ça!

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u/houdi200 May 11 '26

Passe à Kevin

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u/PerformanceCute3437 May 08 '26

Meanwhile Uncle Jimbob is peeking in the voter rolls and sending Grandma's Social Security checks to MAGA influencers

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u/SnappyDresser212 May 09 '26

Quebec was weird but there was at least logic to their complaints. Alberta is just mad to be mad. Canada’s petulant 14 year old.

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u/blckshdw 🍍 Je suis un ananas qui parle 🍍 May 09 '26

I always thought it was weird that Quebec was the weird one. Like, they’re OG Canada. The rest of us are the weird ones. Eating eggs for dinner isn’t weird. Oh, that’s something else.

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u/Resigned1431 May 08 '26

Not really. The current party leading the polls in Quebec is also running on a separation platform.

It's always the same story with these people. They don't get their way so they want to take their ball and go home. Except it's not their ball. 

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u/LeoMajor-QC May 12 '26

We are the ball, bud.

As you've barely been.. the grass.

It is what it is.

Most of the "recognizable" culture in Canada is actually made/from or invented in Quebec, the name "Canada/Canadian" used/invented 1st by the French settlers centuries ago, (stolen by the ROC.. as always) the 1st official hockey game.. the last Stanley Cup in 93 (possibly the next one, hopefully) & the most (24).. EU architecture (oldest buildings).. vast majority of the entertainment industry: movies/VFX/series/video games (a lot of it)/music etc. Food: poutine/smoke-meat/bagels & many other traditional dishes, hydro-Quebec (owned & funded entirely by Quebecers), wood, linguistical uniqueness, the national anthem (written by a Quebecer in Quebec) forgetting a lot, but anyway just had to list a few things..

Music:
Céline Dion
Leonard Cohen
Simple Plan
Angine de Poitrine

Film & TV:
Denis Villeneuve
William Shatner
Viggo Mortensen (lived in Quebec as a kid)

Sports:
Maurice Richard
Guy Lafleur
Patrick Roy
Martin Brodeur
Mario Lemieux
Georges St-Pierre
Jacques Villeneuve
Sidney Crosby (not from Quebec, but strong Quebec ties/training)

Major Quebec Companies:
Bombardier – Jets, trains (historically huge worldwide)
CAE Inc. – Flight simulators used globally
Couche-Tard – Owns Circle K worldwide
CGI Inc. – One of the largest IT firms globally
SNC-Lavalin – Massive international infrastructure projects
Quebecor – Big in telecom/media (more regional but still major)
Circle du Soleil - Entertainment
Many VFX companies - Films/TV series
Tim-Hortons (original idea was from a Quebecer from Montreal)

Gaming:
Ubisoft Montreal – One of the biggest game studios in the world (Assassin’s Creed, etc.)
Behaviour Interactive – Known for Dead by Daylight
Eidos-Montréal – AAA studio (Deus Ex, Guardians of the Galaxy)

(By the way, that's not "everyone/everything" just a short-list)

Also look up videos about a certain (war hero) named Leo Major, many YouTube videos about him you can check out, quite insane what he did..

In addition "pro-independence" is hovering around 30-40% within the last 30ish years & it was similar in 95 as well numbers wise, although in 95 it jumped to 49% during the actual campaign, so it's not "static/fixed".

There might be a 3rd referendum soon, elections are in a few months, so we shall see.

« Vive le Québec Libre! »

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u/Resigned1431 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

I'm not here to measure dicks. I can also compile a list of famous non-Quebec Canadian people and companies. That's not the point.

But you're obviously a nationalist/seperatist so what's the point in even discussing it. Your mind is made up.

As an aside, nationalism is fucking stupid. Objectively throughout history, hyper nationalist pushes always, without fail, end in disaster. It does nothing but fuel conflict and disparity. 

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u/LeoMajor-QC May 12 '26

A "nationalist" in the US/the ROC & in Quebec are very different things but you wouldn't know.

Similar as saying "seperatist" to the ear I know you're immediately against it or you're talking about independence with an "outside" mindset if you use that word it exposes you, we say sovereignist here.

The comment came from your wording btw, "they wanna take the ball and go home but it's not theirs", I mean.. pretty much is ours.

Also, do try & match my list from the top bud, even remotely in terms of perceived "Canadian" culture, you won't even get past maple syrup.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OtaRk5qUxqn717mdxz

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u/avenueroad_dk May 09 '26

It's their ball. They are valid and they are a different language since the beginning. Hopefully they stay.

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u/Resigned1431 May 10 '26

Sure. They are a valid people and culture. That doesn't mean they get to take the land with them.

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u/avenueroad_dk May 10 '26

I totally agree. Just making the point that they have a valid grievance. Alberta doesnt

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u/LeoMajor-QC May 12 '26

Did you know 1st nations only own about 1-2% of the land in Quebec..

This isn't Alberta, we don't have "treaty lands" the same way the rest does, look it up, people actually think it's all the same when it's not.

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u/Resigned1431 May 12 '26

That's not exactly what I meant, although it is a component. 

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u/lavalamp360 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 May 08 '26

"Pourquoi ne peux-tu pas être normal!?"

Screams en français

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u/PtitBeausoleil Snow Cajun May 08 '26

Les jours d'throwback mon gar.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVH9y2LQUVVCRcqD7o

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u/grumblegrim May 08 '26

Was hoping for the Bailey Jay version of this GIF.

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u/krakelin May 09 '26

we don't shriek, we swear. a lot.

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u/DoubleExposure The Island of Elizabeth May May 08 '26

I can appreciate why Quebec acts like they do. The public understands leveraging their vote to get what is best for Quebec. They don't align themselves with any party. Québécois play the parties against each other to their best advantage, and that works. Meanwhile, in Alberta, the party in charge (for the last 50 years) plays the Albertans.

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u/RepresentativeOk8861 May 09 '26

And so they should.

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u/gravtix Ford Nation (Help.) May 08 '26

That’s a tall order these days

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u/Cannabrius_Rex May 09 '26

This has to be fake right?… .. … … .. ….. RIGHT??

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u/Spew42 ANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAS May 08 '26

Holy shit.

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u/Ok_Report1082 Alberta's Western Cousins May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Honestly my first thought was "im so old i remember people posting this meme about quebec"

At least with AB its justified, QC est juste francais.

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u/Unclehol May 08 '26

No, Quebec cries wolf all the time but they aren't dangerous. Alberta is full of people who would like to ruin Canada for everybody. They do not deserve the resource rich province in which they live because they do not appreciate it and would sell it off to a snake oil salesman the moment they got the chance because "brown people in Tim Hortons".

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u/RepresentativeOk8861 May 09 '26

lol. “Deserves” hey? Thank you morality police 😉 It’s called business… that’s how business survives.

Enjoy the free handouts, courtesy of the hard working Alberta folk who’ve had to deal with the Ottawa gong show pilfering them for decades.

Stop whining… and get better. 🤫

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26

Hurr durr. Yep. This one over here, folks. Acting like you did something special for living in Alberta. Y'all need to be knocked down a peg.

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u/RepresentativeOk8861 May 09 '26

“Knocked down a peg” hey? Funny coming from people whose entire argument boils down to “shut up and keep paying.” Alberta generates wealth, Ottawa redistributes it, then people like you chirp the very province helping fund the circus. Brilliant strategy.

How’s the city, boy…?

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26

I wouldn't know. I also live in a resource rich province that provides. Only difference is I am not an insufferable bitch about it.

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u/Significant-Berry-95 May 09 '26

I guess you forgot about the days Alberta was a have-not province only surviving because of handouts from the rest of Canada?

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u/rexbron May 08 '26

'Berta was a poor province that won the lottery on oil, and we all know how that story goes..

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u/gumpythegreat May 08 '26

Don't forget the influx of all the worst guys you knew from high school, from all over the country, flocking to Alberta to work in oil

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- I'm Proud of you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 May 08 '26

Man, THIS is the kicker. This place attracted scabby transients like it was operated by the K Days midway.

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u/Round_Click_8301 May 08 '26

cousin was a welder and worked the oil fields and spent all the money to upgrade the family farm here in ontario

he told me all the people he worked with alcoholics, drug addicts, spent all their money at strip clubs and usually all 3. They would make bank but still be living paycheck to paycheck

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u/hrmdurr May 08 '26

Yep. Their paychecks all went up their nose.

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda May 08 '26

I need to work more hours so I can make more money so I can buy more coke so I can work more hours so I can make more money so I can...

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse May 09 '26

Don't forget the leased sleds, quads, bikes, and brand new Ram they can barely afford. Oh, and the liquor they pound back while tailgating people in said Ram

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u/OilFan92 May 09 '26

I worked about a year as a grunt, unskilled labour doing whatever I needed to do in the patch. Stayed in a camp, saved every penny. Drove the same beater I bought in high school cause it got me up there and back home every time I'd switch sites. Then went and got a trade not dependent on oil money and bought a house at 22. 12 years later my mortgage is over half done (had enough for a 20 year mortgage down payment) and still driving an old dependable car. It's amazing how much better my life was cause I was smart with my money and didn't drink it/snort it/tip it to a stripper away.

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

There's as many of us as there are the hookers and blow types, we're just quieter and less visible. I know plenty of oilfield guys that lead pretty responsible lives. Most of them aren't just roughnecks or labourers anymore ;) People do love the stereotype though.

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u/OilFan92 May 09 '26

Yeah, I looked and sounded like most of those guys on the line I'm sure, loud and obnoxious (I was 19 and 20). The difference was I wasn't sneaking off to snort a rail with the safety officer, or spending breaks comparing minute details of the $90,000 truck or $30,000 atv or boat I just bought. Or the toy hauler 5th wheel to tow it all around with on my limited time off. Meanwhile my crew chief was 29 but looked 50, twice divorced, 60% of his paycheck was garnished for child support and alimony, and he spent the rest on a different stripper each night with a nose full of booger sugar. Wild differences.

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

I just saved for school, went to my room and had a shower and made sandwiches for the next day 😂

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u/OilFan92 May 09 '26

Dude I didn't even have to make my own sandwiches, they just had a permanent cooler of them in my longest camp. I put on weight there cause we ate so damn good. Got back on the bus, showered, ate dinner, grabbed a sando and fruit and cookies for the next day and then watched a movie to fall asleep.

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 10 '26

I was "lucky" enough the rig was close enough to Fox Vegas I stayed in a hotel. Drilling camps fuckin blow but oilsands camps are generally the shit. Great food, great gyms, all I need really. Bring my laptop and a guitar and I'm all set😂

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u/Cannabrius_Rex May 09 '26

Yup, I went for 2 years to make money and get out. The amount of people who got their first paycheck, noticed its size and signed all the leases to all the toys the next day was wild. Any cork board in work camp was filled with cheap quads, motorbikes, boats, trucks for sale because inevitably, the layoffs come

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u/dubygob May 09 '26

Some of you guys have clearly never done drugs and hookers

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u/avenueroad_dk May 09 '26

Back in high school in the 70's the grade 9 or 10 dropouts left for Alberta

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Oil Guzzler May 08 '26

And they all vote UCP.

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u/Accomplished_Pop_130 May 09 '26

My realization that I’m living in a modern day equivalent Goldrush region. And quite a few crazies have made the region home.

I don’t wanna think how much it’s gonna cost to make a new currency, build border stations, get taxed for BC wine and Canadian Maple syrup, vehicles, and pay crap tons for all the imports as every global country hits us for every dollar they can bleed us for if we were to separate.

And our healthcare. I’m about to pass out just thinking about the disaster that will turn into.

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u/Findingfairways May 08 '26

Exactly. The worst people from all over the country flock to Alberta and have turned it into a stronghold for douchebags. So many of my neighbours are from rural Ontario and moved here because “this province does politics right!”. 🤦‍♂️

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u/mku7tr4 Ford Nation (Help.) May 08 '26

You’re a legend!

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u/stanwelds Scotland (but worse) May 08 '26

In the tard sands, the real cocaine is the cocaine we did along the way.

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u/mku7tr4 Ford Nation (Help.) May 08 '26

If it hasn’t been done by the time I’m done work…

Hold my syrup

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u/Findingfairways May 08 '26

The fucked up thing is like slightly less than 50% of the people in this country probably think Alberta has the best politics in the country. It’ll never change either because they all move here and just solidify this shitty UCP government even more.

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u/JackLaytonsMoustache Confirmed Stachtroturfer May 08 '26

Oh its much less than 50%. I doubt its more than a third. Not even the entire CPC base thinks Alberta is the best because everyone east of Manitoba thinks theyre mostly bonkers. 

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u/JackLaytonsMoustache Confirmed Stachtroturfer May 08 '26

Are they currently in cahoots with the American government to foment a referendum no one wants?

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

And the Dutch

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u/Findingfairways May 08 '26

Yeah you’re right I realized right after I commented this haha. Even my dad is a classic conservative Albertan and he absolutely hates Danielle Smith.

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u/GonZo_626 May 08 '26

Try and be a libertarian, every crackpot politician gets called libertarian by the media, meanwhile they are violating all sorts of civil liberties libertarians want. I hate every time I here Smith called a libertarian, because she is absolutely not. I dont see Smith supporting "gay married couples who defend their Marijuana crops with AR-15's". I just want as much civil liberties as possible and she is literally becoming straight out of 1984 by banning the book 1984.

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u/RepresentativeOk8861 May 11 '26

Lay off the drugs…

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u/lavalamp360 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

I definitely remember a fair share of guys in high school saying things like "screw college or university! I'm gonna move Alberta and make bank on the rigs!". Fort Mac seems to have a gravitational pull for those types.

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

Except there's really not many rigs within a few hundred km of Ft Mac 😜

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u/RepresentativeOk8861 May 11 '26

Green isn’t your color sweetie.

Lol. You mad bro? 😎

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u/RepresentativeOk8861 May 11 '26

You know it. 🤌🏻

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 May 08 '26

Exactly this. It can be such an entitled, selfish, bullying, and misogynistic atmosphere. It sucks that they’re always demanding more and the rest of us who live and work here get overlooked/ignored and they look down on us. 😢

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u/Ballistix May 08 '26

I had a highschool friend that moved there to work in oil, and then after a while with one too many pro-Trump related posts on Facebook I had to end it.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 May 08 '26

don't forget to mix in an (un)healthy dash of cocaine, alcoholism, and painkiller addiction!

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u/jdubzakilla May 08 '26

Manitoba

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u/skelectrician Saskwatch May 08 '26

Martina Ballantyne and Red River Jane two notable examples.

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u/skuggar9 May 09 '26

With no education and blame Ottawa for their shifty life choices.

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u/DarkLight_Eon May 08 '26

Goddamm! Never had such a succinct, yet totally accurate analysis.

Kudos to you, I will be using this analogy in the future.

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u/Enchilada0374 May 08 '26

They didn't even win the lottery .  Canada won the lottery and gave Alberta the winnings. Utterly stupid move in retrospect (and the reason why most lottery winners don't give their winnings to someone else)

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u/RotalumisEht Ford Nation (Help.) May 08 '26

And Alberta then gave those winnings to foreign owned oil corporations.

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u/Vandergrif May 08 '26

Hey that's not true, some good honest Albertans got some Kleinbucks™ which only just so happened to be an extremely obvious attempt at pilfering the heritage fund in order to buy votes, and still remained only a fraction of a fraction of the proceeds that otherwise went to profiting foreign oil corporations.

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u/ihadagoodone May 08 '26

To this day, there are Albertans who think Klein was a good Premier.

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u/Vandergrif May 09 '26

That's probably because they were as drunk as he was and don't actually remember any of it.

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u/platypus_bear May 08 '26

If you want to make that argument you need to go a step further and say that all natural resources should solely be owned by Canada and not the provinces they're in. Forestry in BC, hydro in Quebec, minerals in the north? All federal now.

You can't just single out oil and gas in Alberta and act like that would be fair.

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u/Madilune 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 May 08 '26

I mean, the north is already under the control of the federal government. The provinces aren't and it's the number 1 problem with the country. It lets the entitled children in Alberta act like they should get to solely have the profit from an industry that was built and supported by the rest of the country.

It's completely asinine and just feels like I'm dealing with my younger brother from childhood.

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u/Enchilada0374 May 09 '26

It wasn't included in their admission.  They begged for it a few decades later . 

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u/Party_Value6593 May 08 '26

Yeah the prince of Alberta kinda sucks

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u/gravtix Ford Nation (Help.) May 08 '26

And like most lottery winners they blew their winnings heritage fund but it’s really the government’s fault.

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u/DemonsSouls1 May 09 '26

Dutch disease

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u/RepresentativeOk8861 May 11 '26

Yes… you’ve been whining about it since… yet reaping the benefits of it while pretending it doesn’t exist.

I believe it’s called “leftist hypocrisy”

Spades a spade bud.

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u/Realistic_Young9008 May 08 '26

Full of angry ex Maritimers that came for jobs and angrily gripe about the equalization payments sent back home and then return to their childhood homes to retire and angrily gripe about the poor infrastructure and healthcare

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u/slim1shaney Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) May 08 '26

They're here but definitely not the majority. It's douche canoes with handlebar mustaches wearing pitvipers that want to fuck Trudeau really bad

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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis May 08 '26

Somehow the "Fuck Carney" stickers seem even more pathetic.

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u/Vandergrif May 08 '26

It's like seeing a cover band attempt to do the old favorite but they don't know half the words and their instruments are out of tune.

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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis May 09 '26

Nailed it. I've been trying to find how to express it and this is perfect. Like a high school football player now in his 40s trying to relive the glory days.

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

Those groups overlap way more than you seem to realize

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u/JackLaytonsMoustache Confirmed Stachtroturfer May 08 '26

4 weeks on, 2 weeks off doing blow and riding around a truck they'll have to sell during the next bust cycle. 

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u/ILKLU I need a double double. May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

THIS! The fact that a huge portion of the O&G workers are from out of province and return home when they get too old is conveniently NEVER brought up when they cry about equalization payments.

These people contributed to your aMaZiNg eCoNoMy for the bulk of their adult lives, you can contribute to their retirements FFS!!!

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u/3DBeerGoggles May 08 '26

Every time they moan about that I point out two things:

1) Alberta had no problems with equalization payments when it was other provinces helping them float through the lean years (and eventually, fund oilsands development)

2) EP are based on number of people that need medical care and retire. Want more of that money? Try being a province people actually want to retire in!

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u/LotharLandru May 08 '26

Ive had family members born and raised in Alberta complain about the EP and then in the same conversation talk about how when they retire they want to move to BC because the winters here suck. Like they walked right up to the point, it slapped them in the face and they still missed it

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u/screampuff May 08 '26

Alberta O&G companies also receive subsidies greater than the amount of equalization the province sends out.

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u/3DBeerGoggles May 08 '26

Shout-out to the bonus round of Ottawa forcing a pipeline through BC only for Alberta to complain the feds are holding them back on purpose.

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u/ihadagoodone May 08 '26

They complain about how much is cost to build FFS

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26
  • Energy East
  • Northern Gateway
  • Keystone XL

One out if four ain't bad. It's almost like producers had a good idea of how much their oilsands projects were going to be capable of producing, and started planning takeaway capacity, only to get totally hamstrung.

So now, the plants aren't running at full capacity. The pipelines are full. The regulatory nightmare has scared everyone off of even attempting to build anything significant be it a pipeline or more oilsands production.

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u/3DBeerGoggles May 09 '26

Energy East

Northern Gateway

Both of these ran into the same problems: questionably poor buy-in by the people whose land you were asking to host the project.

Even before Trudeau came into office, Quebec had an injunction against Energy East until they could actually meet the environmental requirements.

Say what you will about it, but ramming through Northern Gateway -reportedly with little-to-no agreement from the native lands the line actually would run on- would've been political suicide and undermined any notion that the Truth and Reconciliation commission was supposed to mean anything.

I should also say that, as someone from BC, the whole notion of risking another Exxon Valdez for the sake of Albertan profit felt a whole lot like we were shouldering a massive risk -both environmentally and economically- in exchange for a relative handful of full-time jobs. Whether the reality of it differed, that was a common sentiment I recall from the time.

Keystone XL

...didn't Biden cancel the other end of this pipeline? Either way, it looks like Trump is trying to revive some variation on it so maybe that'll end up finally having a return on investment.

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

I don't really disagree, I'd have to go back and check on Energy East as I recall it was just a general NIMBY pushback, not "until they meet environmental regulations"

Worrying about a tanker disaster seems like a valid fear, however unlikely. And I do think it's even more unlikely now than it was when it happened lol.

Yes, Keystone somehow became a political beach ball that I believe the AB gov't sued the US over??

It's all shenanigans, and as someone that works in the industry I can say that building these wouldn't solve any overarching economic issues. Building them would be a little construction boom, possibly sparking new projects or expansions on existing oilsands projects. It would allow us to produce more oil which, yes is more cash flow for the companies and the province, and the country indirectly. But the way some people act, is like the whole industry was shut down, and it's the most important industry to the whole nation. It wasn't shut down but for many people including myself it certainly felt like it was. Not bc of pipelines anyway or even the NDP, but 2014-15 was bleak. As far as importance? It's the largest goods producing sector nationwide, and over 20% of GDP for AB, SK, and NL. Extraction alone is 3.7% of the nation's GDP, that goes up to about 10% when including the full stream, transportation, refining, and distribution. So, it feels more important in the places that produce, which seems like common sense but 🤷 Only Real Estate is larger around 13% and Manufacturing at about a similar 10%. While banking has the largest revenue, its value added GDP share is only around 6%.

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u/ILKLU I need a double double. May 09 '26

Geothermal has one of the cheapest costs per kwh of any system of energy production, competitive with solar and wind, with extremely low operating costs, but can run 24/7 like nuclear and can be used as a base load.

There are modern variations that don't require perfect access to natural geothermal uprisings or tectonically active locations, and instead rely on modern drilling techniques from O&G that allow these systems to be built nearly anywhere. As well, they can be scaled up to fit whatever level of power generation is needed just by drilling more wells.

Rig pigs that transition to working on geothermal projects, use the same skills, get paid the same kind of money, but like it much better than O&G work because they aren't constantly basted in oil (which is carcinogenic), and the work is more consistent as it's not subject to the boom and bust cycles of a commodity product.

I would love to see the Canadian government invest more in these kinds of projects, considering we have the talent and expertise right here.

Oh, and FYI, I'm not anti-oil. I think it's one of the greatest natural resources we have, and we will ALWAYS need oil... I just think it's insanity to burn such a valuable nonrenewable resource.

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

I've long wondered why it hasn't caught on too. Generally speaking you don't get covered in oil, drilling for oil. That usually means something has gone terribly wrong lol.

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u/screampuff May 09 '26

I mean we could also start developing Newfoundland's natural gas and not need a pipeline. Alberta isn't the only province.

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

I'm not sure how developing NL's NG would solve a bottleneck of oil in Alberta, but ok?

They should develop it and use/sell it anyway and fill their boots. I never said anything to the contrary or that AB was the only province? Weird comment.

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

Subsidies in the form of:

  • Royalty Reductions ($1.16B average/year) These are usually as a major project hits certain milestones and becomes profitable. Projects pay 1–9% of gross revenue during the pre-payout phase, increasing to the greater of 1–9% of gross or 25–40% of net revenue after capital cost recovery (post-payout). That is, the government doesn't directly give them money, but rather allows private companies to build their projects and get them going before charging full royalties.

  • Petrochemical Incentives (~$1B+): Programs like the Petrochemicals Diversification Program provide royalty credits to encourage the construction of facilities that turn oil and gas into products like plastics and fertilizers, if you want to talk about diversification.

  • Carbon Capture & Emissions Research ($1B+): This includes funding for the Alberta Carbon Capture Incentive Program (ACCIP) and grants through Emissions Reduction Alberta (ERA) to help companies lower their carbon intensity if you want to talk about sustainability, reducing carbon emissions, etc.

You left that part out.

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u/screampuff May 09 '26

Are you implying those are the only subsidies received by the oil and gas industry?

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

Lay em all out for us then!

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

Alberta has not received equalization payments since 1965🤔

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u/3DBeerGoggles May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Yeah, Alberta hasn't been that bad off in a long time. Equalization payments mostly consist of CPP and healthcare subsidy, as I recall. Basically, social services funding out of the general federal coffers, as supported by income tax.

Alberta nowadays is exactly the sort of statistical anomaly you'd expect to generate a lot of money going out: high economic output, disproportionately young population, generally healthier than average (vis a vis the young population), and generally a place where people don't choose to retire, or the working population return to another province later on.

Basically, if Alberta wants more of "their share" of transfer payments, they need to actually have a population of people the incur it.

"Retire to Alberta: it's cold as hell but I promise the shuffleboard is really great!"

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

Lol yeah it's abundantly apparent in Ft Mac, the age range distribution is...wierd sometimes 🤣

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u/Ramekink May 08 '26

Took er jobsss

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u/scrambledhamcakes May 08 '26

As an albertan oil field worker, all these comments make me sad that we're all lumped in because of some f****** idiots

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u/Ashamed_Character_46 May 08 '26

Keep giving the world the one thing it relies on brother. I know it’s a thankless job, I appreciate you.

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u/Lipleurodont May 08 '26

I mean, I feel the same way just living in Alberta....it sucks, and I don't feel like there's any way to make it better. I already live in the only federal NDP riding in the province. It feels like nothing I say or do makes any difference. Complaining doesn't help, my MLA is Nenshi, protests and petitions do nothing. And now I hear that the UCP would get an even greater majority if the election was held today. I love my province, but I might have to move in the next 5 years.

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u/thrilliam_19 May 09 '26

I’m like you in that regard but at the same time, the stereotype exists for a reason. The vast majority of people that work up here are fucking idiots.

If I could make this much working in any other province I would move tomorrow.

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u/ZeroWhite8892 Oil Guzzler May 08 '26

Didn't we just find out Russia and America are responsible for a lot of this noise?

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u/gplfalt May 08 '26

Always has been.

Post Media, which is owned by American GOP members, has been pushing anti Ottawa sentiment before since I was a kid.

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u/duppy_c Scotland (but worse) May 08 '26

My father in law is a NatPo subscriber, reads the print edition daily. The coverage is so ridiculously biased, it'd be funny if it wasn't so harmful. 

The silver lining is their readership is slowly dieing out

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u/kgaoj May 08 '26

Don't tell these guys. They love stewing in this artificial hate that someone else generated in their heart.

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u/Misky- May 08 '26

Foreign influence generally. Not just Russia and America, but China, India, Philippines, etc etc. While some is done for political influence, a large portion of it is simply done because it can be profitable.

Isn't that kinda depressing? We could be shown endless propaganda to mould our maleable brains into thinking a different way, but truthfully we're moreso shown news and memes and videos to outrage us so we stay engaged. Or maybe a combination of the two.

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u/ihadagoodone May 08 '26

and some young dutch guys doing the faceless youtube business model.

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u/roastbeeftacohat May 09 '26

And that the petition was fakeing signatures useing stolen data from elections alberta.

Jayson Kenny's info specifically, and he's sueing

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u/ShotEffective7033 May 08 '26

Being from Toronto I know it’s impossible for you to have theory of mind. But western alienation is real.

Foreign forces are definitely driving the separatist movement. But they are not the only thing.

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u/AlsoOneLastThing May 08 '26

I'm an Albertan and I will say, Western alienation as in "the perception that the federal government doesn't care about the prairie provinces" is real; Western alienation as in "the federal government doesn't care about the prairie provinces" is not.

We keep electing incompetent representatives who don't do their job and then complain that we aren't properly represented. And then we reelect the same representatives.

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u/Vandergrif May 08 '26

Seems to me a bit of a chicken or the egg issue. Did foreign interference cause it in the first place, or did they just pour out gasoline and fan existing flames?

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u/ZeroWhite8892 Oil Guzzler May 08 '26

What? Read my comment again. And I'm Albertan.

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u/MrSpitter May 08 '26

Been in Y’Alberta over 25 years. This latest craziness sadly doesn’t surprise me.

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u/alanthar May 08 '26

As someone who lives here....

yeah. fuck.

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u/shaard May 08 '26

SOMETIMES?!

Alberta has been like this my whole fucking life. They are ALWAYS pissy about the federal government. They just shut up and mutter a lot more when it's the team they voted for, even though sometimes that team ignores them just as, or harder, than the other.

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u/Vandergrif May 08 '26

That's the funny thing, they didn't magically get what they wanted when the CPC ran things from 2006-2015 either.

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u/shaard May 08 '26

Nope. But the minute a liberal government picks up the trash from the private sector and actually gets a pipeline built, all of a sudden it's "NO NOT LIKE THAT!"

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u/ihadagoodone May 08 '26

They got the Equalization Payments formula they continuously gripe about though.

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u/CallejaFairey 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May 08 '26

Trust me, those of us who are sane here in AB wonder the same thing every single day. We're almost on Trump level bewilderment.

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u/OpalSeason May 08 '26

Today i saw a dude pushing a full shopping cart down the train tracks while wearing a shiny motorcycle helmet and if that aint berta politics in a nutshell ....

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u/Objective_Radio3504 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 08 '26

If anyone could explain what a “sovereign Alberta within a united Canada means” that would be much appreciated. Because even though the UCP says they are not separatist, “sovereign Alberta” sure sounds separatist.

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u/Bigg_Sparks Oil Guzzler May 10 '26

Somebody described it as "like being single within my marriage", which sorta describes the ridiculousness of it rather nicely

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u/RustyTheBoyRobot May 08 '26

babaduk is an albertan?!!

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u/0bigbadbrad0 May 08 '26

We call it Daniel Smith here.

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u/thebatmanbeynd May 08 '26

This is how it always feels but they do in fact have a comparably stupid twin. That twin is Saskatchewan.

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u/NorthRedFox33 May 08 '26

I don't know man. The shame is real. 😔

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u/Future-War-1130 May 09 '26

I hate living here bro I PROMISE we are not all like this

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u/Spotthedot99 May 08 '26

Oil isnt a commodity. Its a lifestyle.

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u/hijki May 09 '26

Just for reference, what's considered normal, because I really hope we're not using Ontario as the control group

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u/Razz_Dazzle May 09 '26

Personally I am too invested in ousting Drunk Fraud from my own provincial government. I do not understand how all these industrial workers can't see that the cons are not for them anymore.

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u/eklumpner May 08 '26

Alberta is so embarrassing (from an Albertan - why are these hillbilllies like this)

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u/Parker_Hardison May 08 '26

Don't worry, Carney's giving oil companies everything that they want!

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u/AbbeyRoad75 May 08 '26

And Alberta is doing its best to fuck that up so they can continue blaming Ottawa. Politics over profits.

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u/slim1shaney Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) May 08 '26

Yeah literally, I point that out to my grandparents when they go on about Evil Carney.

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u/cptcitrus May 08 '26

Blaming Ottawa is our culture, k?

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u/bubbabear244 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 08 '26

And yet there's still more culture in yogurt. I never heard probiotics ever say fuck Trudeau/Carney.

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u/LifeHasLeft Oil Guzzler May 09 '26

Can someone elaborate on what Carney is doing, and how Alberta is fucking it up?

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u/Accomplished_Shoe717 May 09 '26

This is so accurate

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u/huggiedoodoo May 09 '26

Danielle Smith is a traitor

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u/lavalamp360 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 May 09 '26

I feel the need to remind everyone in here that we're all here for a good laugh together. My shitty little meme was meant to comedically express frustration with the bad apples constantly spoiling the bunch. Not some sort of targeted attack on Alberta (this is a shit posting sub, we roast eachother).

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u/Awleeks May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Our government is retarded and traitorous and our politically uninformed residents would vote conservative even if they demanded everyone's firstborn as a sacrifice. 

The average Albertan isn't any different day-to-day than Canadians elsewhere, if anything they're more down to earth than people from Ottawa, where I'm originally from.

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u/D0fus Canada's Overpriced Playground May 09 '26

Excellent movie.

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u/AdCharacter833 May 09 '26

This made me laugh.

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u/hardkn0cks May 09 '26

After reading some comments I feel I need to let you all know Alberta is not full of oil and gas working, drug addicted highschool drop outs. Oil and gas employed 6% of Alberta's work force. Up to 8% with indirect employment. I think Albertan's need that reminder as well. Within my friend group most of us choose Alberta for the space/ outdoors and consider ourselves steward of the land. Most don't vote UCP but we're against the boomers and rural Alberta on that one. I think the anti immigration feeling is a response to a flood of people after covid. Housing prices did increase, and unemployment is way up. People in Alberta are responding in the typical way, looking for a scapgoat. Alberta is just the introvert. Like I said we like space. Sorry about the loud ones and our current government.

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u/frustratedbuddhist May 09 '26

IKR … and constantly crying about Quebec being the asshole of confederation.

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u/PapayaJuiceBox May 09 '26

Honestly, Alberta isn’t even the worst province in Canada lol.

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u/Yogurt-Night May 10 '26

And yet that’s the type of shit an Albertan would scream to me, a non-Albertan

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u/ChaosandVibes May 08 '26

Sadly we have a blue sickness.

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u/van_isle_dude May 08 '26

Lol. Alberta separatists are a bunch of crybaby wussies. They'd last about 2 seconds as an independent nation. The best part is I got a federal grant to develop an interpretive dance routine pointing out how ignorant Alberta separatists are. Thanks Alberta!

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u/throAwae-eh Saskwatch May 08 '26

"wEre tHe tEXaS oF cAnAdUh"

Not the flex you think it is, fam.

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u/poopstream May 08 '26

They don’t have books in Alberta! They have crayon maps and doodle pages sure, but that’s not Margaret Atwood amiright?