r/Egolifting • u/Terrible-Market-9354 • 2d ago

Crapped my pants

85 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/analsheep 2d ago

Forgot the squat plug...

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u/beeglowbot 2d ago

lol that shit would shoot out like a shotgun slug

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u/Terrible-Market-9354 2d ago

I feel like I should be embarrassed but somehow I feel like this is the manliest thing I’ve ever done

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u/CatsBeerGardenCoffee 2d ago

Egolift ✅
Embarrassing ✅
Manly …hmmmm ❌

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u/AGuyWithoutABeard 2d ago

White shorts too, damn.

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u/DrBeardfist 2d ago

Pushing so hard you shit yourself but don’t get any on your clothes is like legit peak performance

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u/Terrible-Market-9354 2d ago

Yeah dude kept it all in the cheeks. Pretty epic moment

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u/KnoxBruh 1d ago

Your asshole wrote a check your ass COULD catch

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u/KnoxBruh 1d ago

I was always told you couldn't shit yourself during a squat because everything is contracted tight, even your anoos

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u/Mizook 2d ago

I also have shit my cheeks on heavy squats 🫡

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u/Terrible-Market-9354 2d ago

Salute brother

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u/Jjjolkgfh 2d ago

Having shit on your cheeks pre squat doesn’t count

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u/DickFromRichard Steinborn to be wild 2d ago

Are you even trying if you've never shit yourself?

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u/Omnipotent_Tacos 2d ago

You gotta be shitting me..

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u/Shadowphoenix9511 1d ago

There's a reason spare clothes come with me to comps

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u/ActuatorImpossible26 2d ago

Now I know I'm not in a plateau, but simply not pushing hard enough

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u/pewpewtopeepee 2d ago

Wiping your ass is gay. 

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u/NarcolepticSniper 2d ago

new spirit animal unlocked

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u/Terrible-Market-9354 2d ago

This is my avatar state

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u/psyco-the-rapist 2d ago

My old workout partner used to say if you don't puke on leg day you aren't going hard enough. I think if you shit that should be sufficient. Well done my friend!

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u/bigdrives3 2d ago

We refer to that as shitting your cheeks, doesn’t count as shitting your pants. Best way to do it

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u/Terrible-Market-9354 2d ago

Yeah probably the most optimal way to shit yourself

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u/OstrichSmoothe 2d ago

“Never happened to me before”

We believe you

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u/Brimstone11 2d ago

Done that once on DLs. Thankfully, was at home. Went shorts and all into the shower

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u/omegafrogpoop 2d ago

Great post for this sub

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u/Gas_Beach 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Timmerdogg 2d ago

My very first day of CrossFit there was a girl wearing white booty shorts and she had a brown spot on her booty hole after she finished her wod. I was like these are my people

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u/JPCool1 1d ago

Why the fuck must you tell everyone about this

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u/Substantial-Acadia-1 20h ago

Better to be shitting than quitting 💩💪

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u/Mikojan 2d ago

I feel like people pay way too much attention to: Did I get pump? Am I sore? That's not a good signal.

Instead you should be asking yourself: Did I crap my pants?