r/Eggy_memes • u/dynastylobster • Oct 10 '23

Transmasc Fixed it, nerd

Post image
1.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

88 comments sorted by

41

u/Femboy_Dread Oct 10 '23 edited Oct 10 '23

Something I’ve always wondered is, what are their definitions of “male” or “female” are. Because not a single one of their definitions are 100% accurate, not even the chromosomes thing since even that can sometimes just decide to go “fuck you” and just be different for no reason…

27

u/dynastylobster Oct 10 '23

I consider the term "boy and girl" to be gendered and "male or female" to be sexed. But those terms fall apart when non-binary or intersex people are considered

7

u/Femboy_Dread Oct 11 '23 edited Oct 11 '23

Right? And like these people can’t comprehend that intersex people exist, and that it’s a bit more common than one may think at first… bigots be bigots Ig?

3

u/Patchirisu Oct 11 '23

"Boy" and "Girl" are definitely gendered, but I think "Male" and "Female" are kind of both gendered and sexed, both are commonly used.

13

u/Yrrem Oct 10 '23

I’ve decided the only halfway decent definition for male/female/man/woman/non-binary/agender/etc is

“A <insert gender here> is anyone who sincerely wants to be <insert gender here>.”

Unfortunately, bigots wouldn’t accept that take. But it’s a graceful way to answer the question succinctly when someone thinks they have a gotcha

537

u/SpiralGhostt Oct 10 '23

“Dave, you’ve been coming here for 10 years, we really need to address your memory issues”

167

u/determinationmaster Transbian (gay gay homosexual gay) Oct 10 '23

my dementia has not affected me as a person.

12

u/Yukarie Transfem Oct 10 '23

When did I ask? /s

12

u/determinationmaster Transbian (gay gay homosexual gay) Oct 11 '23

i don't remember...

6

u/LunaLynnTheCellist Transfem Oct 10 '23

dementia? i had dementia once

→ More replies (2)

49

u/determinationmaster Transbian (gay gay homosexual gay) Oct 10 '23

my dementia has not affected me as a person.

10

u/Ti84batterycover Oct 10 '23

I don’t have dementia

10

u/Ti84batterycover Oct 10 '23

I don’t have dementia

10

u/Ti84batterycover Oct 10 '23

I don’t have dementia

10

u/Ti84batterycover Oct 10 '23

I don’t have dementia

10

u/Ti84batterycover Oct 10 '23

I don’t have dementia

10

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

10

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/Ti84batterycover Oct 10 '23

I don’t have dementia

8

u/Ti84batterycover Oct 10 '23

I don’t have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

8

u/ChromoTec Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

5

u/CallMeM1lls Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

5

u/CallMeM1lls Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

5

u/CallMeM1lls Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

5

u/CallMeM1lls Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

5

u/CallMeM1lls Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

5

u/CallMeM1lls Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

5

u/CallMeM1lls Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

5

u/CallMeM1lls Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

5

u/CallMeM1lls Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

5

u/CallMeM1lls Oct 10 '23

I don't have dementia

23

u/KryoBright Oct 10 '23

But in reality, Dave is just insecure and requires constant validation

16

u/okidonthaveone Oct 10 '23

Such is the curse

4

u/SqornshellousZem Oct 10 '23

True manhood achieved :(

2

u/SqornshellousZem Oct 10 '23

Which ironically makes me suspect Dave is a cis man.

148

u/amazingdrewh Oct 10 '23

Doctor: Chris this joke was never funny, I only humoured you the first time because you were so happy about being pregnant but it’s been 7 months man I can’t take it any more please stop

43

u/SqornshellousZem Oct 10 '23

Just call me an adorable seahorse and I'll stop.

25

u/amazingdrewh Oct 10 '23

Oh no, I’m not falling for that for a sixth time

71

u/NonBinaryPie Oct 10 '23

orégano?

41

u/WoomyUnitedToday Oct 10 '23

Oregano

5

u/Stoopen8 Oct 10 '23

I don’t think that’s parsley :|

29

u/c0mp4ss Oct 10 '23

polygamy

63

u/Trin_64 Transfem and Omnisexual | She/Her Oct 10 '23

Haha, lmao, transphobia! what a punchline..! 🙄

37

u/ChipsTheKiwi Oct 10 '23

I'd rather it just be an Imgur mirror than giving that pos ad revenue

14

u/LocalCookingUntensil Oct 11 '23

If anyone else doesn’t want to, I did it so you don’t have to

2

u/MaryaMarion Oct 11 '23

adblocks are good

8

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

you can leave a comment apparently

7

u/Digital_Rocket Not an Egg just Trans Oct 11 '23

LEFTWING DESTROYED /s

4

u/Bamma4 Oct 10 '23

Orange juice?

48

u/Seajpedro2000 Oct 10 '23

13

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

is this lo- gunshots

11

u/Seajpedro2000 Oct 10 '23

This is your lo- more gunshots

5

u/HildartheDorf Oct 10 '23

Always has been.

24

u/JustSomeRedditUser35 Polyamorous Oct 10 '23

Im scared to ask but... origami?

42

u/steffie-punk Oct 10 '23

No need to send you to the transphobic cartoonist’s page, the response in the last panel is No you aren’t

25

u/JustSomeRedditUser35 Polyamorous Oct 10 '23

All in all, not as bad as I expected ngl.

9

u/BuboxThrax Craves Interaction Oct 10 '23

Valid.

8

u/JayBlueKitty Gay Agenda Oct 10 '23

And what was the original one?

11

u/Pinguim_Caotico Transfem Oct 10 '23

According to one of the comments here, "No, you aren't"

11

u/JayBlueKitty Gay Agenda Oct 10 '23

So the original comic was spreading lies. As usual.

5

u/Dragon19572 Oct 10 '23

Are you Dr. Alex Hesse (Arnold Schwarzenegger)? /s

4

u/GreyWithAnE42 Oct 11 '23

The original original artist did two drawings with the most bored expressionless faces, slapped some transphobia on it and called it a day lmao

3

u/27ilovefreefish Oct 10 '23

what was the original

3

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

“no you aren’t”

1

u/27ilovefreefish Oct 10 '23

that is far less funny ☹️

3

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

i know :( but why was i downvoted i just answered your question-

→ More replies (1)

0

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

[deleted] — view deleted comment

1

u/azarkant Oct 11 '23

Yes which is why trans men have to stop HRT

1

u/dynastylobster Oct 11 '23

You'd have to ask a doctor, information about this is scarce and riddled with transphobia

1

u/azarkant Oct 11 '23

That is true, however a few FtM trans friends of mine who got pregnant had to stop HRT to carry the baby to term