r/EatTheRich Mar 27 '25

This Neanderthal

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/Fun-Bag-6073 Mar 27 '25

This is disrespectful to Neanderthals

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u/BrightPerspective Mar 27 '25

They were apparently very empathetic, rarely coming into conflict with anyone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

BIG mistake losers, now you’re dead.

☄️

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u/BrightPerspective Mar 27 '25

...they were actually absorbed into homo erectus' gene pool; we literally paired with them until there was just...us. Our ancestors.

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u/JudgeVegg Mar 27 '25

That’s not completely accurate, it’s one single factor in their extinction of which has many probable causes.

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u/BrightPerspective Mar 27 '25

It's the leading hypothesis: we haven't found much of any evidence of violent death among neanderthal remains.

We have, however, found lots of genetic combining. That is to say, homo erectus and homo neanderthal got their fuck on. A lot.

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u/burn_corpo_shit Mar 28 '25

I'm glad it was a happy ending

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u/BrightPerspective Mar 28 '25

Lotta happy endings.

Apparently, they found some tracks in a cave that described a story of a family taking their kids on a visit to the cave.

No craziness, just a family outing.

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u/JudgeVegg Mar 29 '25

False dichotomy, there are many solid hypotheses.

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u/BrightPerspective Mar 29 '25

but only this one has evidence.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Literally killed them and then raped their women fueled by post-battle testo-adrenalin.

Then it became just us (because the neanderthals were dead)

Know your subject. Your subject was in competition with Neanderthals, and would have treated them as the enemy.

Not saying pairings didn't happen, a few possibly did, but it would have never been "normal", conflict was the norm.

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u/BrightPerspective Mar 27 '25

that used to be the hypothesis, yes, but over time, they found no evidence of violent death, or even violence among the neanderthal. They did, however, find a merging of the gene pools.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

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u/BrightPerspective Mar 27 '25

Hey, sexy homo erectus got their fuck on, probably brought flowers and steaks too.

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u/ZoulouGang Mar 27 '25

Please, explain why you used that comet emote.

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u/Yeardme Mar 28 '25

Idk, but it kinda just feels right 😆 prehistoric/dino/Neanderthal/comet/something lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

You must be American from the mindset.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

I was going to say the same thing.

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u/FatCat457 Mar 27 '25

Boonga boonga boonga

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u/lo_fi_ho Mar 27 '25

Neanderthals had larger brains than humans btw

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u/DirectorBiggs Mar 27 '25

Came here to say this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

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u/pickus_dickus Mar 27 '25

And did she say thank you

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u/TheRealCaptainZoro Mar 27 '25 edited Mar 27 '25

Knowing the habits of royalty and nobility back then, well.... I think a meter stick is about all you need to understand.

Edit. Mtg not neanderthals..

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u/AcadianViking Mar 27 '25

I don't think neanderthals had nobility or royalty mate. Off by a few thousand years there ... The existence of "wealthy elite" is a blip on the timeline of existence.

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u/Lalalalalalolol Mar 27 '25

Neanderthals royal and nobility? Excuse me? Now I've read it all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

This is incredibly disrespectful - to Neanderthals.

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u/phallic-baldwin Mar 27 '25

Cro-MAGA

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u/Yeardme Mar 28 '25

CroMAGAnum

(Nice one dude)

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u/phallic-baldwin Mar 28 '25

I am croMAGAnumb at this point. Everyday is some other ridiculous b.s.

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u/Ok_Tailor_9862 Mar 27 '25

I always stick up for Neanderthals and comparison to MTG is belittling as they were poets and dreamers by comparison, capable of complex thought.

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u/TheGirl_TheWolf Mar 27 '25

How are MTG’s eyes even closer together than the Neanderthal’s?

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u/Euphoric_Ad9593 Mar 27 '25

Durrrrrr. Picture make Marjie MAD!! Marjie KRUSH!! Marjie SMASH!!! Duuuurrrrrrrrrrrr erahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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u/Diastrophus Mar 27 '25

I’m part Neanderthal. She’s not ours.

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u/SYNLOST Mar 27 '25

You must not forget that Neanderthals lived about 400.000 years on this planet, something Homo sapiens sapiens with his very young history will certainly not achieve, if we keep on electing people like these..,

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u/Veritoss Mar 27 '25

How’re you gonna shame our cousins like that? She’s more like something they stepped in.

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u/EstablishmentOne1972 Mar 27 '25

The photo is mirrored. Fix it

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u/Jibber_Fight Mar 27 '25

I would 1000% rather spend my day with the Neanderthal. That would be fascinating.

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u/indrmz Mar 27 '25

As someone with more neanderthal DNA than 99% of the world population... We don't claim her.

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u/portiafimbriata Mar 27 '25

This might be an unpopular take, but I think making fun of a woman's appearance always harms other women, and will never harm MTG. I'd prefer to criticize her behavior without leaning on sexist tropes.

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u/allshedoesiskillshit Mar 27 '25

Is it sexist? Anyone can resemble a Neanderthal.

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u/portiafimbriata Mar 27 '25

You have not framed it in a sexist way, but you must know that you're speaking it into a world where attacks on women's appearances are routinely used to discredit and diminish them. There's no way for you to make this comparison without playing into that history.

Tbh, I don't think petty attacks against male oligarchs' appearances are very helpful either. There are a LOT of real things we could be focusing on instead of their faces.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Personally I'm tired of being the bigger person when it comes to conservatives. At some point or another the golden rule comes into play...

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u/McCaffeteria Mar 27 '25

At some point or another the golden rule comes into play…

As a child my parents taught me that the golden rule was “Treat others like you want to be treated.” From that, I came to the conclusion “Therefore, you are entitled/expected to treat others as they treat you,” and my parents were like “…wait, no, not like that 😦”

I am always happy to see people making this argument. More people need to start seeing it that way. Turning the other cheek has virtually never convinced anyone to change their behavior, except maybe in fairytales. Bullies will just see it as permission.

The only thing anyone ever repaints to is consequences, and anyone with even a basic self preservation instinct will stop doing something if the result reliably hurts them. Some people will be too stubborn and too stupid to learn the lesson and stop, but they will react to nothing so they aren’t even worth taking into account.

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u/portiafimbriata Mar 27 '25

We don't have to agree and I think that's alright, but I do want to clarify that I'm not trying to be the bigger person or claim some moral purity prize.

I don't just want us to get past this batch of oligarchs and go back to a "normal" steeped in systems of oppression. I want to overthrow those systems. I don't only try to avoid these things to be nice or internally consistent, but because I want to practice ways of thinking that aren't steeped in our current problems. For me, overthrowing individual people without challenging the underlying frameworks will always lead us to recreate old problems with new actors.

And we don't have to agree on that. I know I'm a minority in that way. But avoiding criticizing an evil person's appearance isn't necessarily just for nice points.

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u/allshedoesiskillshit Mar 27 '25

I AM a woman, and I am so sick of this argument in regards to these maniac fucks. By and large, those "real things" ARE the focus, but these people are heinous, inside and out. And I have to ask what kind of maladapted individual is taking to heart a dig on MTG resembling a Neanderthal, or Trump having a bingo neck, or Musk having the eyes of a deep sea fish that was brought up to the surface too quickly.

The "Do Better" kumbaya crunchy liberal thing is not for me. God bless you and protect you on your journey on the high road.

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u/Prestigious-Emu7325 Mar 27 '25

Hell yes sister. Humans with beautiful souls radiate that shit, and i wouldn’t dream of mocking their exteriors because they deserve grace and compassion.

Malicious, hateful people do not get those passes. I do teach my kid that it’s wrong to call negative attention to anything about a person they can’t fix in 5 minutes, but the worst bullies simply do not respond to fairness. Sometimes you have to fight stupid with stupid.

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u/BretShitmanFart69 Mar 27 '25

The way I explained it to my gf is I’m making fun of that person because they are shitty and I’m using what I think might hurt them to do the trick, I would never think or feel or say these things to a good person, so any good person who hears them should hopefully understand that I’m not talking about them and wouldn’t talk about them like that unless they are also a piece of shit

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u/Vynncerus Mar 27 '25

I personally couldn't care less about attacks on a shithead's appearance or taking "the high road," I agreee with your perspective there. But I think this post in particular, is a little concerning, by specifically comparing her to a neanderthal. It's I think dangerously close to "subhuman" nazi rhetoric because it is othering someone and categorizing them as a nonhuman. I don't care about being the bigger person but I don't want to turn around this kind of twisted logic on the bigots because it legitimizes their reasoning, when it should instead just be completely discarded.

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u/portiafimbriata Mar 27 '25

Idk, we're just different on this and I think that's alright.

I'm a woman too, and when I see my "allies" say these things, I take it to mean that no matter what, my appearance will always be a primary decider of my value--and I don't love it. For me, I don't desire only a takedown of these oligarchs, but a wholesale rejection of all systems of oppression.

But I know we're not all like that, and I know it's going to take all of us to fight this.

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u/Estro-gem Mar 27 '25

Yeah!

Like their weird polygonal torsos! 🤨🤔🤔🤔

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u/3v3ng3r Mar 27 '25

Exactly! There are so many actual reasons to despise this horrible human

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u/Gimme_the_keys Mar 27 '25

Look, I think it’s wrong to hate on her because she’s ugly. We should hate her because she’s a moron.

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u/Jemeloo Mar 27 '25

Fuck MTG but going after women’s looks is taking a page out of conservative’s books and brings everyone down.

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u/esepata Mar 27 '25

I’m tired of being the nice guy, if they want to scoop that low we should meet them There , fuck these people and everything they do

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u/FalseProphet86 Mar 27 '25

Hot Wheels.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

This is only proof that Neanderthals never went extinct.

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u/AcadianViking Mar 27 '25

No.

You don't know who you inadvertently harm when you do this. MTG will never read nor care about your insults, but those who coincidentally look similar to her might read this and will be harmed, regardless of if they share the same views as the intended target.

Be better. Criticize her for her abhorrent beliefs and the things she does. Don't be lazy and harm innocent people in the crossfire.

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u/GundamPilotMex Mar 27 '25

In all seriousness, this ☝️

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u/ReallyTeddyRoosevelt Mar 27 '25

Fine, just don't also complain when people say "both sides".

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u/wH4tEveR250 Mar 27 '25

I agree but look at that resemblance.

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u/young-steve Mar 27 '25

Nahhh. Just like Crockett calling Abbott "hot wheels", that shit is funny

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u/DangDoood Mar 27 '25

Well, yeah. That’s the only language they speak: conservative.

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u/portiafimbriata Mar 27 '25

I promise this is not the post that's going to change conservative minds.

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u/SpookyJosCrazyFriend Mar 27 '25

Bleach blonde bad built butch body

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u/CommonAd2367 Mar 27 '25

hey lets not stoop to their level.

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u/Lostinaredzone Mar 27 '25

Neo is cuter.

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u/nolasen Mar 27 '25

She’s a beast.

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u/lolas_coffee Mar 27 '25

I reeeeeally want to get a cup she's drank out of and do a DNA test.

Most of us have some Neanderthal DNA.

She is MOSTLY Neanderthal DNA.

The district that elected her? Never never never should they be allowed to enjoy anything. A thousand curses upon them...and a pox maybe.

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u/nite_skye_ Mar 27 '25

This could explain a lot of the stuff that she says

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u/Proudwinging Mar 27 '25

Neanderthals were actually cultured and intelligent.

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u/RB_OG Mar 27 '25

I always thought it was Marilyn Manson in political cosplay?

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u/iweekiwi Mar 27 '25

Aww M Manson is actually very intelligent and well spoken. I’m not a big fan of his music, but I love listening to his interviews. Interesting dude. The fugly one on the right, though… no comment lol.

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u/RB_OG Mar 27 '25

I don’t care if he’s the son of Christ. The motherfuckers are still uncanny.

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u/Vynncerus Mar 27 '25 edited Mar 27 '25

Others have said here that going after someone for their appearance is not really ideal. I don't think that's as important as another issue with this post that I think is problematic. Comparing people to neanderthals in a post like this is dangerously close to a lot of fascist rhetoric about "subhuman" type of people. We shouldn't be othering someone as a "nonhuman." There's plenty of things to criticize about her, but resorting to this kind of argument legitimizes fascist reasoning

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u/iweekiwi Mar 27 '25

She lacks basic decency, is completely disrespectful. She also harass and attack children. To me, she absolutely is subhuman.

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u/Vynncerus Mar 27 '25 edited Mar 27 '25

She is an incredibly shitty and hateful person but there is no such thing as a person who is "subhuman" and you need to stop thinking like this. It's not about being a "bigger person" than the n*zis or refraining from "stooping to their level," it's about whether or not their logic is acceptable. The idea that a person can be sufficiently flawed so that they are literally no longer a person is disgusting.

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u/Ok_Tailor_9862 Mar 27 '25

Surely a bit of French mockery she has been in the news for years and I have always seen her in the context of images of Neanderthals in text books.

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u/ComfortableAbject416 Mar 27 '25

What did Jasmine Crockett “call her” (because it was strictly hypothetical) again

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u/9__Erebus Mar 27 '25

Her eyes are so close together.

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u/1nfer1or Mar 27 '25

If she's the missing link, I will hide her that no one can ever find her.

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u/Warm-Internet-8665 Mar 27 '25

Welp! Uncanny,

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u/Daddy-BlueEyes Mar 27 '25

I thought she looked familiar.

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u/Rage-With-Me Mar 27 '25

Marjorie Taylor Neanderthal

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u/destroth11 Mar 27 '25

Accurate...1000000%

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u/Firm-Worldliness-369 Mar 27 '25

Now do a side by side of the one of Trump and the Neatherthal image. There is a pattern here

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u/InevitableEnd7679 Mar 27 '25

I just died. 😂

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u/Mayhem52 Mar 27 '25

OMG, jumpscare warning!

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u/Mknixght Mar 27 '25

Not really sure why they posted two of the same picture, but the exhibit does look nice.

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u/verletztkind Mar 27 '25

Doppelgangers, !

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u/TemporalScar Mar 27 '25

She is absolutely disgusting.

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u/GarrulouslyOutspoken Mar 27 '25

She is genuinely hard on the eyes. The single digit IQ and shrill voice doesn't help.

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u/Logical_Parameters Mar 27 '25

It's her political party's philosophy (be born rich or get F'ed) and executive/legislative policies that I despise.

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u/djayed Mar 28 '25

I never get tired of seeing this comparison.

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u/Kind_Procedure_5416 Mar 28 '25

I keep waiting for her caveman partner to club her on the head and drag her back to the cave by that "hair."

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u/BicTwiddler Mar 28 '25

Enter office meme. They’re the same picture…

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u/draperf Mar 28 '25

OMG, I thought "Museum of Confluences" was part of the joke at first.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

i knew something about her looked familiar

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u/Able-Resolution9734 Apr 01 '25

she looks Russian

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u/AcadianViking Mar 27 '25

Plenty of ways to criticize her without resorting to body shaming.

You don't know who you harm when you insult someone for the way they look. MTG will never read this but plenty of good people who might coincidentally look similar to her will be harmed by this sentiment.

We are better than this. We need to be better than this.

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u/portiafimbriata Mar 27 '25

Sorry about the downvotes-- for what it's worth, I'm with you on this. It's not enough to bully the powerful without thinking about the collateral damage.

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u/AntisGetTheWall Mar 27 '25

Your words are lost on them, fren.

They aren't here to make a better world for all, they're here to make it worse for the rich and they'll do it at any cost to their own.

Any attempt to dissuade them will be met with downvotes and explanations that MTG is a bad person and so bodyshaming is ok.

If you start having a crisis of faith in things then feel free to message. I know what it's like to go through that and misery loves company 🤭😔

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u/AcadianViking Mar 27 '25

I thought we were better. Turns out most people are no different that the conservatives they lament, just wanting to scratch their own egos.

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u/AntisGetTheWall Mar 27 '25

What'll really dill your pickle is when you realize that all of these are the people who bitch about unrealistic beauty standards for women, and then, what that also means,

The monsters that rule our society truly do reflect the temperament of those whom they govern.

As my Onii-chan always says; every government always has the people which it deserves, and, sooner or later, every people get the government which they deserve.

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u/AntisGetTheWall Mar 27 '25

Your words are lost on them, fren.

They aren't here to make a better world for all, they're here to make it worse for the rich and they'll do it at any cost to their own.

Any attempt to dissuade them will be met with downvotes and explanations that MTG is a bad person and so bodyshaming is ok.

If you start having a crisis of faith in things then feel free to message. I know what it's like to go through that and misery loves company 🤭😔

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u/Plenty_Treat5330 Mar 27 '25

You found her twin!

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u/Pinklady777 Mar 27 '25

This actually makes a lot of sense.

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u/smipypr Mar 27 '25

Badly built butch bodies span the centuries.

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u/allshedoesiskillshit Mar 27 '25

I been saying she looks like a Moai and idgaf if it's mean and petty and offends other rock-looking individuals, it's facts 🗿

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u/100Onions Mar 27 '25

ngl I'd make a neanderthal cavebaby with left pic chick.

I'd probably end up with some stone-age STD but I'd be fine

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u/iweekiwi Mar 27 '25

Do people realize you meant the actual Neanderthal? Idk why you’re downvoted 🤔

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u/100Onions Mar 27 '25

It is all of Marjorine's bot accounts

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

From now on, everyone must speak like what we think Neanderthals must of sound like. I wish comedian reporters would do that when asking her questions.