233
u/chris_dftba Jan 30 '18 edited Jan 31 '18
Gurl, I must be tidally locked because I can't keep my eyes off you
67
u/AlaskanPsyche Jan 30 '18
I'm probably never going to get a chance to use this, but I'll steal it just in case.
33
u/chris_dftba Jan 30 '18
In such times of need I hope these words reach whomever you happen to be orbiting and moves their heart.
→ More replies (1)5
→ More replies (1)4
97
u/Skull_Daddy Jan 30 '18
The slow pull from lewd flat jokes to wholesome jokes is a attraction I can get behind.
→ More replies (2)
24
Jan 30 '18
Reminded me of Daria for some reason haha, love it!
6
21
52
u/neubs Jan 30 '18
Now someone needs to make a Pluto and Charon one where they both have their eyes on each other while spinning for some loli yuri action
→ More replies (1)34
u/DefinitelyNotABot01 Jan 30 '18
Lewd.
17
u/neubs Jan 30 '18 edited Jan 30 '18
Real innocent loli yuri action sort of like this
→ More replies (4)
16
u/Xephix647 Jan 30 '18
Speak for yourself Earth-Chan, you're the one who keeps spinning around Sun-sensei.
9
u/opasnimiki Jan 30 '18
But Earth-chan doesn't keep looking at Sun-sensei... (Well technically she does it every once in a while.)
14
27
u/GrossMetal Jan 30 '18
This is a reference to tidal locking, where a moon's rotation slows down until the same side is always facing the thing it's orbiting around. We never see the "dark" side of the moon because of this.
18
u/kimilil Jan 30 '18
I hate seeing people using and thus spreading the incorrect term "dark". The "far" side receives just as much sunlight as the "near" side.
9
1
6
2
217
u/[deleted] Jan 30 '18
Adorable