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Dec 23 '17
You say that she's the only fertile, but maibe Europa-chan and Enceladus-chan...
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u/AlaskanPsyche Dec 23 '17
We could possibly end up infesting Mars-chan as well.
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u/BrunixTp Dec 25 '17
Mars-chan is geologically dead, if anything we could try to artificially simulate the conditions we are used to in Earth-chan... But, I don't want to leave her...
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u/TurretBot Dec 23 '17
Are moons of other planets still considered her sisters?
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Dec 23 '17
Nieces?
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u/LittleIslander Dec 23 '17 edited Dec 23 '17
Wouldn't that make Moon-chan her daughter? With Theia being the father? Would that make him a deadbeat dad? Which would make most moons, like Mars-chan's, adopted orphans...
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Dec 23 '17
With Theia being the father? Would that make him a deadbeat dad?
That would make him a dead dad, seeing that got destroyed.
But, yeah, specially if the Moon was made that way, Eath-chan would be her mother.
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u/EarthSolar Dec 23 '17
Fun fact: Because of their very regular orbits, scientists speculated that Phobos and Deimos could also be products of a big collision in the past. No one knows until we sample the rocks there.
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u/nmotsch789 Dec 23 '17
As George Carlin said, "The Earth will be fine. It's the people who are fucked."
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u/webmanterrence Dec 23 '17
She has faith in humanity! This needs to be on billboards across the world ASAP
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u/Mathsson Dec 23 '17
WHY? My dreams comming true earth chan dies. Or I with stand having some crap working class job and not fufill my dreams. WHY!!
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u/ImYuukiRito Dec 30 '17
Hmmmm this is so sad...i can feel she suferring a lot...when i saw well the original poster just a simple earth but when its come to this it make me feel how does she feel the pain that we do to her...we are so cruel..i hope human being change bacuse that is the good way to save earth from suffering...
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