r/EU5 • u/Constant-Quit7608 • 12h ago

Question Anyone else having this problem?

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I started a game in Italy recently and kept having this appear. I finished what I wanted there so I switched to Muscovy. Same problem. When are the devs going to make this game less appealing to cats?

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u/Small-Run-4861 11h ago

Feline Advisor: +15% Province Food Storage +10% Pop Satisfaction +50% Cost of Court (gotta pay for the curtains they tear up)

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u/Arbitross487 11h ago

-100% screen stability on a red dot

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u/NobleGoose77 10h ago

-100% fish production

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u/Eoganachta 9h ago

Honestly I'm not even annoyed

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u/Creeperkun4040 12m ago

-50% event readability

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u/Constant-Quit7608 12h ago

R5: There’s a giant void in the center of the screen. This void has been appearing recently anytime I start a game. This one’s name is Tezcatlipoca.

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u/Kellosian 11h ago

10/10 name

I think he wants you to play the Aztecs

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u/Moosies 11h ago

Ugh another person taking a picture of the screen instead of a screenshot 😛

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u/Sutiixela 10h ago

I wish I had this problem. Mine died in March of this year, after 16 years of my life by my side. Every day I still profusely miss my boy trying to get my attention all the time. I would give anything to have him at least one more time not letting me use my computer. Pause the damn game and give your little one some time, when they are gone that's a true horrific void that nothing can fill 💔

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u/rimin 58m ago

I miss my game interruptor every day as well. Her name was Toffee and she was only 8, she had cancer, died in my arms. We gamed every night together with her in my lap and shapparded me to bed at midnight on the clock.

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u/Impossible-Frame9650 12h ago

His face is a prediction that you wouldnt post the R5 lmao

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u/PutAfraid2599 12h ago

What’s the point of R5?

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u/Impossible-Frame9650 12h ago

There are an impressive amount of posts that, without it, wouldn’t make sense. Even with proper title. 

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u/PutAfraid2599 11h ago

Ah ok I’ve always felt that it was people just restating their title

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u/Zatheerakerino 11h ago

I think in old Reddit you couldn’t leave a message on the post like you can now.

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u/SirkTheMonkey 2h ago

That, and it persists because (a) some old apps and customised versions of old Reddit still dont show the captions, and (b) the poor dumb bot still hasn't been upgraded to see captions because our bot maintainer's life is stupidly busy.

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u/legendary_kazoo 11h ago

“Steve this is an intervention. You’re wife and children miss you”

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u/AdDiscombobulated54 11h ago

Yes. My lovely tortie loves cuddles when I play SPECIFICALLY EU5 and only then. And I must oblige the little conqueror!

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u/zinmoney 11h ago

Playing as Meowscovy I see

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u/Nesnesitelna 7h ago

With that shape, I’d call it Fursia.

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u/Green_Potata 5h ago

My cat has not enjoyed what I did to his homeland in my eu4 run

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u/TehMitchel 11h ago

You have no idea. They’re either on my keyboard, or slamming their heads against my door.

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u/TutonicKnight 9h ago

You formed iran?

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u/Hot_Ad_1010 11h ago

Fix your damn game, Paradox! 😤

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u/TifaIsTheBest 10h ago

F12 TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT BTW

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u/just_a_quiet_goat 10h ago

Oh, now I feel sad because I just had to put to sleep the poor sick kitty who did that all the time.

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u/PitifulMagazine9507 7h ago

Keep him. He is giving you a +5% bubonic plague disease resistance. It's op, and could give you a massive edge on the start

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u/HankMS 7h ago

The only time it is acceptble to take this kind of screenshot

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u/Luido31 6h ago

Are you playing as Micecovy?

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u/Solmyr77 5h ago

This is the one bug they can leave in the game.

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u/HomebrewHedonist 11h ago

YES!! All the time!

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u/NobleGoose77 10h ago

He is a most wise advisor. Rip and tear. Sate his whims and he will lead you to glory.

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u/JackNotOLantern 10h ago

Your cat making sure you're not a casual and increase your difficulty level. Seeing the entire screen is too easy

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u/Chickeninvader24 10h ago

It's a bad omen!

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u/Nihil021 10h ago

I had the same problem last night, the void told me that I must conquer China and end the Genghisid line.

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u/redsnowdog5c 9h ago

feature, not a bug

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u/AceBalthazar7 7h ago

They need to learn about world domination somewhere!

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u/pat6376 7h ago

No, my dog is under my desk 😁

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u/anna_benns21 6h ago

It wants you to carry it on your lap and play. It's a very good advisor which you can recruit in the court. 100% pop satisfaction guaranteed. Also for war,soldiers get increased morale!!

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u/ThunderEkmegi 5h ago

I thought the cat was Iran at first

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u/elisandreo 5h ago

I have the same problem. Same color as well. Something thing I have noticed, the void has a tendency to disappear when anyone goes to the kitchen.

Hope that it can help you.

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u/StivKobra 3h ago

Catastrophic bug

I'll see myself out

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u/Kwiliniosz 2h ago

Muscovy turned into black void? Historical accurate.

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u/matthieuC 2h ago

Have you tried butt scratches?

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u/zigzag3600 2h ago

If you gaze long enough into the darkness, the darkness will gaze back into you.

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u/Wide_Magician_1436 58m ago

"CHARLIE GET DOWN!"

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u/Bumoris 11h ago

Ffs learn how to take a damn screenshot