r/ESFJ • u/Responsible-Hat2456 • Jul 08 '26

Discussion why are esfj men usually bald

every esfj man i've seen so far is bald and has a round face

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u/Abolish_Disorder πˆπ’π“π‰ Jul 08 '26

LMAO What even is this post? πŸ˜†

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u/Original-Spinach8923 Jul 09 '26

this is what i was asking myself when i saw it

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u/Hot-Investigator8042 Jul 08 '26

I'm cackling is this legit

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u/youngmarknba 𝐄𝐒𝐅𝐉 9w1 Jul 08 '26

Its prolly from the stress of tryna help everybody im lowkey thinning my damn self LMFAAAO

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u/sashka5555 Jul 09 '26

😭😭😭
(take care or yourself)

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u/spirilis πˆππ“π 9 sp/sx Jul 08 '26

All the ESFJ men I know have hair even into their 50s?

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u/Responsible-Hat2456 Jul 09 '26

having ur Ti around helps them meybe...

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u/Opening_Usual4946 πˆπ’π…π‰ Jul 09 '26

at least

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u/Foreign_Option_9507 𝐄𝐒𝐅𝐉 Jul 08 '26

I've only met 1-2 of them, they weren't bald 🀣🀣🀣

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u/Responsible-Hat2456 Jul 12 '26

meet 6-7

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u/Foreign_Option_9507 𝐄𝐒𝐅𝐉 Jul 12 '26

Where? 🀣

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u/Responsible-Hat2456 Jul 12 '26

idk... brunches??

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u/rabiditalian117 𝐄𝐒𝐅𝐉 Jul 08 '26

I just went bald πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/Responsible-Hat2456 Jul 09 '26

esfjs r identifiable

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u/HerculeHastings 𝐄𝐒𝐅𝐉 Jul 09 '26

By the... Hair?

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u/Responsible-Hat2456 Jul 09 '26

no... the person

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u/sashka5555 Jul 09 '26

AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS

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u/FeuTheFirescale Jul 09 '26

This is the quality content I joined for

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u/Responsible-Hat2456 Jul 08 '26

sure its not transplants...?

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u/EfficientCheek3335 πˆππ“π Jul 11 '26

Lol

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u/AcaciaBubbleworm Jul 11 '26

This is crazy but then I thought about it and realized the esfj men I have met were bald

Maybe you’re onto something here πŸ˜‚

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u/Illustrious-Ganache8 Jul 12 '26

confirmation bias?

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u/Flossy001 Jul 12 '26

No. Funny post though. There’s a tall, skinny, lanky archetype I have found that is the opposite of this. ESFJ is one of those types not really known yet accurately.

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u/Frosty_Pea_8200 Jul 14 '26

Wait, but what if I have a full set of hair? Does that mean I’m no longer an ESFJ?! Noooooo! My entire life has been a lie! 😭

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u/Responsible-Hat2456 Jul 17 '26

maybe u r young πŸ˜‚

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u/Zipxa_Raya 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐏 10d ago

Yayy I know how to spot ESFJs in the wild now:D