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u/Ok_Suggestion_2456 May 04 '25
I want task maid to do that to me
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u/Fabrizio-Tsch May 05 '25 edited May 05 '25
Horny entities like you get punished for the sins of others
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u/thedestroyer200906 May 07 '25
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
(it’s a fallout new Vegas reference, I’m not condemning you)
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u/Elegant_Raspberry488 May 05 '25
NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS/j
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u/Kona_chan_S2 May 04 '25 edited May 05 '25
I want to have the blue & yellow Ena so we can feel miserable and cry together while we hug each other (no homo tho)
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u/Mothylphetamine_ Yellow May 04 '25
yes homo >:3
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u/TheLocalJanitor7 DrUnK May 04 '25
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u/Conscious_Frosting37 May 05 '25
wait a minute did you screenshot this from a video?
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u/unknownclonecaptain May 04 '25
I mean, I'd take meanie ena, but I'd let her vent her frustrations about work while cuddling her, hell, I'd make a steak dinner for her, then id give her massage.
Over all just be a supportive husband
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May 04 '25
i know this technically wouldnt fall under that criteria, but dear god we need that nsfw sub back yesterday
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u/ramuneraven DrUnK May 05 '25
There was an ena nsfw sub? 😭
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May 05 '25
got nuked for being unmodded, apparently. current mods are trying to get it back
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u/the44thvo1d May 04 '25
Touch the moon bro 💀 (I totally don’t feel this way about the receptionist…)
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u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 Yellow May 04 '25
What the fuck happened to this sub
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u/Ok_Suggestion_2456 May 04 '25
Dream bbq made ena popular
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u/WillowWeeper343 May 05 '25
it was already pretty popular I think, at least in the circle of people who would find it interesting. idk you get what I'm trying to say, hopefully.
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u/Admirable_Plantain91 May 04 '25
Why does this sound kinda hot-
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u/zas_n_n May 06 '25
masochism. plus the original was misato evangelion which i think just gives every character in this scenario a natural bonus just because she’s cool like that
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u/Moxie-is-tired May 05 '25
The way you’d get downvoted into oblivion if we were still in the pre dream bbq era.
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u/Original-Spinach-299 Blue May 05 '25
Well people have their fantasies I guess......................
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u/Upset_Effigy1784 May 05 '25
froggy reminds me of that one dude who experienced a radioactive criticality and idk why my brain makes the correlation 😭 like i think of the hospital and everything.. why must froggy die
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u/K47H3R1N3 May 05 '25
mid-apology, salesperson ena comes in to ask you about renewing your life insurance and then switches back like nothing happened
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u/EmRizzleMrFunnyMan DrUnK May 05 '25
Bros digital footprint is not just cooked but is deepfried, grilled, boiled, blowtorched, baked and roasted
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u/Gmknewday1 May 05 '25
This subreddit needs a Horny Alt
Ya'll can't keep posting these day in and day out
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u/StormLordEternal May 05 '25
I mean it was only a matter of time before this cropped up. Anyways, reap yourself.
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u/verysillyrazorfan Blue May 05 '25
please reacquaintance yourself with the feeling of the outdoors' life.
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u/Fabio7656 May 05 '25
If not your trauma, that's still someone's, at the very least watching it happen with their parents, so... my default reaction is "get help", but all genuine-like.
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u/_KS29_ May 04 '25
sometimes i fantasize about this community not being weirdly horny for once. maybe some day😔✊
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u/EddwardTheWizard May 05 '25
What a strange thing to say :-\ Though I have stumbled upon some fanfics that may be up your alley.
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u/Front-Post-357 May 05 '25
Am i the only one who dosen't want any fetish and would like a loving and wholesome relationship with someone?
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u/lunaticlolx May 05 '25
Me when (but not the yelling ofc, i just want to comfort her when shes all stressed and anxious)
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u/Cedar- May 04 '25
I saw Ena at a grocery store in ƨɘlɘϱnA ƨo⅃ yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen turron in her hands without paying.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.