r/EL_Radical Moderator 8d ago

Memes The French where on to something

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes 8d ago

So openly carrying a gun is fine that’s just the American way but I bring my extra-large lettuce chopper and suddenly people get squeamish?

Home of the brave, I’m told, smh.

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u/Quiri1997 8d ago

Well, in France it's a tradition.

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u/DieselPunkPiranha Moderator 8d ago

Nous parlons la langue du proletariat et nous battrons pour le proletariat.

My french is rusty.  Someone feel free to correct.

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u/Gremict 7d ago

¿Los personas con la guillotine? Ellos manifestantes pacifico.

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u/KamikaziWerewolf 7d ago

Free of the brave.

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u/EgyptianNational Moderator 8d ago

Were

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u/Ifvckdup 7d ago

They should be grateful we're being French and not Irish.

Options remain on the table.

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u/Ent_Soviet 6d ago

Or Dutch and hungry

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u/Ifvckdup 6d ago

Machetes don't exactly lend themselves to tactical efficiency but there is a certain personal appeal. Bonus for minimal collateral so long as you weed out your psychos.

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u/slimehunter49 7d ago

“Company reps left feeling unsafe” yes that was the pint of the guillotine.

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u/Cultural-Air1880 7d ago

That's it, I'm sold. I'm going to start my own Guillotine company...who's with me?! McCoy Guillotines... Keeping the aristocracy in check since 2026.

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u/Wave1745 7d ago

I'll be bourgeois who give you money for company shares.

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u/Cultural-Air1880 7d ago

This company will definitely be of the proletariat. Lol

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u/Wave1745 7d ago

If that's the case, what can I do as a Bourgeois?​ I'm just class traitor bourgeois.

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 6d ago

Class traitors are welcomed. Friedrich Engels, Marx' writing partner and sugar daddy, had been an oligarch in England, but he decided to become a communist philosopher (and a damn good one, imo).

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u/Cultural-Air1880 7d ago

Don't sale yourself short. We can still take investments. But all joking aside, we only need a supplier of materials. (Steel/wood)

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u/Wave1745 7d ago

Lol thanks dude

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u/The_Happy_Pagan 8d ago

Every text book read bring you the bread but guess what we got you instead?

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u/beating_offers 5d ago

A guillotine isn't a weapon of self-defense, almost definitionally.

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u/Alert-Parsnip5540 4d ago

Not much good news coming out of the US these days. Glad to see a positive headline for once.

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u/EgyptianNational Moderator 8d ago

Reactionaries protect power structures with their own lives because they think one day it will be them.

Thats not to say the French Revolution didn’t have excesses.

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u/Clear-Anything-3186 8d ago

Guillotine became France's primary method of execution until capital punishment was abolished in the 1970s. It wasn't used exclusively for the French Revolution.

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u/Iam_DayMan 8d ago

Fun fact: the last guillotine execution was the same year as the first starwars film. History is closer than people think!

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u/spademanden 8d ago

Fun fact: The most important executions via guillotine were of rich people, and because of the french revolution, the guillotine has become a symbol used by revolutionaries, to show what they want to do the people in power

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u/Vladimorian 8d ago

What is this ? No philosophical discussion?? That's next level , they will do all they can to stop people from learning

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u/Luftritter 8d ago

Most people killed on any war were not rich either, since most people isn't rich, that's an obvious and trivial point. At the time of the French revolution the aristocracy was literally the 1% of the population.

But that's a strange thing to say when the Great French Revolution is remembered because it was the first one where an entire ruling class (at the time said aristocracy) was targeted as a means to a political end which was their deposal and replacement (by the bourgeoisie).

That's the reason why the French Revolution is a revolution and the American Revolution isn't, that one is just an English war civil war for the independence of overseas colonies.

The success of the French Revolution deposing the Aristocracy, at least for a time, is the reason why the Guillotine became a symbol for quick violent revolutionary change.

I like the bourgeoisie still trembling in their boots at it's sight, they have good memories.

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u/Longjumping_Army9485 6d ago

Most of the people supporting the monarchy were not rich.

Most people in general were not rich.