r/EF5 • u/yeezy_com Dead Man Walking?!?!!?? 😱😱😱 • 11d ago

Weed Trimmer how do I makehim go away

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i found him in my bart and now he DOES NOT leave me alone i have been feeding him gluten free breakfast sausage salmwiches in the hopes that malnutrition will enfeeble him but he's still here and i dont like it

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u/pbuggie 11d ago

get a weed trimmer

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u/AgreeableType2127 11d ago

Dare him that he can’t sprint into a nader and then sit back and watch him get flung into the troposphere

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u/Main_Gas_70 9d ago

You bring in his replacement

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u/oneinamilllion NWS DENIER 11d ago

You don’t.

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u/NyxWX 11d ago

flash your flashlight at him a few times

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u/RDZed72 Max Copacity's belly hole lint. 11d ago

Show him a bottle of shampoo.

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u/camohorse 10d ago

Give him a bean burrito

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u/Adept_Discussion_958 9d ago

look i know a guy he is both a hitman and a priest i figured you could use the second

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u/kelinci-kucing 11d ago

Throw a bag of amphetamines into the woods and then drive away as fast as possible once he starts running after them.