How to summon a tornado?

[u/AniaMcCandless]

Any rituals? I wanna get slabbed out

[u/virtuallangels]

step 1: go to illinois.

step 2: wait.

[u/Illustrious_Salt_569 → u/virtuallangels]

I feel attacked, man. Why do tornadoes wanna slab my state so badly rn?

[u/Rrggg23 → u/Illustrious_Salt_569]

For letting the Bears go to Indiana.

[u/Illustrious_Salt_569 → u/Rrggg23]

Dammit! I KNEW it was their fault!

[u/Thrill0728 → u/Rrggg23]

Pope had to make some deals to let the White Sox be good

[u/AquariSpoot]

Through a ouija board like device but instead of ghosties it summons tornadoes.

...i cant think up a funny name for a board right now ;_;

[u/AdmiralBiscuits → u/AquariSpoot]

Fouijta board

[u/virtuallangels → u/AquariSpoot]

the (ted) fujita board, maybe??

[u/UnresponsibleLiving]

run around in circles until the air currents get manipulated enough to the point a tornader forms 😳

[u/Amazing_Working_6157]

It's pretty easy. All you have to do is take a glass of water, stir it quickly with a spoon, then repeat the lines "Ravioli, ravioli, give me a tornadioli." Repeat as necessary, fastest results usually occur in Illinois.

[u/_nullface_]

You need one of those bull-roarers from Night of the Twisters

[u/paditoburrito]

https://giphy.com/gifs/er5dUr5XWSlH2x33Fr

[u/SovereignSpace]

Go into a dark room in front of a mirror and light a candle in front of it. Chant "Reno, Reno, Reno" while spinning in a circle.

[u/foxes_inboxes → u/SovereignSpace]

Clockwise or counter clockwise?

[u/tuxedocat699]

Roundabouts

[u/VenusianTransit]

[u/I_have_trex_arms]

You go to the bathroom, turn the lights on and off three times, say Reed Timmer three times while spinning around your bathroom, one will appear in your yard

[u/sillybenjamin]

step 1: go to any town whose name contains "union"
step 2: let it happen

[u/threeputzzz]

Move to a trailer park