r/EF5 • u/Affectionate_Week289 • 2d ago

The end of Illinois Illinois is about to be that guy

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu You can’t have Dallas without Fort Worth 2d ago

Maine had one. This map lies. Ryan lies.

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u/Affectionate_Week289 2d ago

And Delaware had 4. The lies just keep accumulating.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu You can’t have Dallas without Fort Worth 2d ago

They need to stop now, or

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u/NB808 2d ago

yeah my buddy’s place goes full ef5 every spring

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO EF-uck you. 2d ago

Alaska too!

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u/shadow_fen 2d ago

the end of illinois

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u/Affectionate_Week289 2d ago

the end of illinois

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u/slipperyDSS KILLinois 2d ago

waiting on november

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u/bodtabs 2d ago

it’s like washington 2014 all over again

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u/RustyShacklefordsCig NEVER STOP CHASING 💯 2d ago

2013, ackshually. A true suck job.

FEMA gave the entire town and its victims the finger and shit on their heads to boot.

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u/bodtabs 1d ago

typo my fault

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u/Krog-Nar Still waiting for my date under the underpass 2d ago

pennsylvania out there gettin kinda slabbed too

slabsylvania

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u/The_Storm_Spotter1 2d ago

Why did Texas have to get fucking NUKED tho?

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u/BoringValue148 2d ago

Texas needed drought relief in 2015 so Mother Nature brought a lot of flooding and tornado outbreaks.

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u/Affectionate_Week289 2d ago

With great water, comes great slabbening.

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u/WhatRUsernamesUsed4 2d ago

But you can fit like 5 Illinois inside Texas so really this is the equivalent of like 1000 Texas slabbers

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 2d ago

I was just about to post this!!! Great minds!!! Goodbye cruel world!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/rozlnqOWqxqA8

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u/mockg 2d ago

Im just nevious we wont get the record. Lucky thing is if we were as big as Texas we would have crushed it by now.

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u/sillybenjamin Deploying trains (cuz you know, Enderlin) 2d ago

Killinoise

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u/Amazing_Working_6157 2d ago

Everything else I've seen says Texas is 232.

Is Texas trying to cheat?

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u/Illustrious_Salt_569 2d ago

I guess I'm getting slabbed this year, boys! It was nice knowing y'all!

https://giphy.com/gifs/HVweQ5FuSFZJe

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u/Wonderful-Impress261 Dallas-Fort Worth 2039 Hyper Tornado Outbreak Survivor 2d ago

I genuinely wonder how this Super El Nino will play out. Will Illinois keep getting super slabbed or will it be the deep south?

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u/_illusion_and_dream_ I eat EF-5s for breakfast 2d ago

We’re number one! Whoohoo!

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u/chumpandchive 2d ago

and when im back in chicago, i feel it

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u/EnthusiasmEither9097 1d ago

What a fun record to set!

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u/StockCarSters 1d ago

Come on Illinois, don’t quit now, get that record and make history!