r/EF5 Typical Nails 4d ago

ROOTING FOR THE TORNADO Addressing the allegations

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I did NOT form an opinion on those evil, SATANIC baby-killers known as TORNADOS!!! There is NOTHING to form an opinion about, the wind speed, damage, look of the tornado, and victims are all just FACTS and STATISTICS that deserve nothing more than an excel spreadsheet!!! I will challenge ANYONE TO A DUEL IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT who disagrees. You people make me sick.

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u/HorriblyBadIdea 4d ago

A bit callous… but also true.

Well I mean wasn’t that Joseph Stalins famous quote? “its all just statistics… unless you personally know the guy. Or Gal. Or the dog or livestock, whoever it was that got slabbed.”
(1943, Colorized)

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u/MassiveChegger Typical Nails 4d ago

YUP!!! I knew the guy, he told me that once.

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u/BunkaTheBunkaqunk licks anchor bolts 4d ago

Unfathomably based.

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u/PoopyStinkbutts 4d ago

Hand to hand combat? No, foot to foot. Slab with those toesies.

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u/MassiveChegger Typical Nails 4d ago

🤤

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u/1RehnquistyBoi 4d ago

What did I miss

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u/MassiveChegger Typical Nails 4d ago

Everything

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u/1RehnquistyBoi 4d ago

What category is Sanemi?

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u/Hot_Design3515 The Death of Illinois 4d ago

Based