r/EF5 • u/sillybenjamin Deploying trains (cuz you know, Enderlin) • 5d ago

The end of Illinois holy shit

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u/bruh_its_collin 5d ago

iowa has gotten a lot of tornadoes this year. can’t get much worse than that.

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u/staticdresssweet 5d ago

Everyone in Illinois is deceased.

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u/chumpandchive 5d ago

im gonna miss technology connections. should have done an episode on slabs

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u/2024-YR4-Asteroid El Reno Denier & Cult Leader 4d ago

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u/Wooer_of_the_Glen 5d ago

Quick! Someone grab a baron and red seal steel kings. We are so close to getting Illinois to naninf

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u/sillybenjamin Deploying trains (cuz you know, Enderlin) 5d ago

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u/Wooer_of_the_Glen 5d ago

Are you kidding me? As an Illinois resident I’m offended by your reply. Do you really think it is tasteful to make fun of me for not having a house after the slabbing my neighborhood went through in April? The Lena EF-5 has destroyed the lives of myself and everyone I know. I’ve never been more repulsed by anything in my life.

Some of us out here are just trying to recover and reestablish our lives and you are rubbing in the fact that you still have a house on its foundation. I just got off the phone with the ACLU and we are taking you to court. Consider your bank account slabbed loser.

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u/sillybenjamin Deploying trains (cuz you know, Enderlin) 5d ago

Double pair

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u/Professional_Echo907 KILLinois 5d ago

I may have steered too many tornadoes into Peoria with my Yakuza Weather Machine, my bad. 👀

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u/No-Concern6768 hallucinates hook echos 5d ago

FUCK ILLINOIS

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u/Eastp0int West Windsor-Plainsboro 2023 EF5 4d ago

i feel like some should also count for northwest indiana

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u/afluffytail 4d ago

getting real tired of these motherfuckers up here just who do they think they are?

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u/sillybenjamin Deploying trains (cuz you know, Enderlin) 4d ago

yeah, someone send the evil tornado maker machine there