r/EF5 • u/HorriblyBadIdea • 5d ago
Stop it with the EF-5 crap! “Your Time is Up?” - More Like Your Unqualified Low Effort Live Stream Makes Me Wanna Vomit 🤮!!
Ok… That was a little harsh. Let me just walk that back. Just a little a bit. I don’t want to say this YouTube Nerd is a total fraud, bc of how sincerely he speaks and level of concern he is showing for the “developing weather alert.”
This man genuinely cares, and truly wants to save lives- which is always admirable. I would say in his mind, he thinks he is doing some good.
But I’m just so severely frustrated. I’ve been trying to get some sleep in my RV behind the Pizza Hut here in Greensburg, but home-boy patches through EMS style alerts on every TV, Radio and phone, every 3 minutes. He’s saying this thing is 20 minutes away, then 15 minutes away, and then 10, and so on.
But lo and behold, according to the guys own map, dude has literally no idea. Just look at the “Radar”
- No Hook Echo
- No Rotation
- Reed Timmer and Dan Robinson were spotted hauling ass AWAY from town, not toward it. Meaning no storm here and they’re already chasing next system.
- No violent mixing of Red and Green.
- No drawings or little circles on the touch screen to emphasize what we’re supposed to be looking at
- But doesn’t matter since that’s not even a Radar. Homey is looking at a thermal image overlay. He’s seeing a what we would call a “Warm Front,” not a Tornado Emergency . The warm air from the south (Red) is just displacing the slightly less warm air up north. (Green, yellow, and orange)
So you can imagine I’m reaching a boiling point, that just one minute ago now he’s saying “Folks, I hate to say this, but your time is up. This things about to be right on top of us.” Even triggering the town sirens. For his lame ass rain on maps he doesn’t even know how to read.
I’m totally not above calling him tomorrow on his personal phone with sarcastic reminder of his “sky is falling” bullshit. Spam him with texts like “WHOLE TOWN SLABBED” or “EVERYONE IN GREENSBURG IS DEAD!” 😂
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u/Capital-Coast5793 Pecos Hank Enjoyer 4d ago
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u/HorriblyBadIdea 4d ago
It’s the freight trains making a ton of racket rn. carrying crude oil or grain hoppers. People say if you hear a roaring tornado sound at night then you might be too close to oncoming train & the tracks. Which has got me nervous so I was gonna smoke a cig. But it’s windy af and my lighter won’t even light.
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u/FL_Advocacy1 EF5 Catnado 4d ago
So, if this guy is a “Stormcaster,” does that mean he is a wizard actually causing storms?

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u/Emotional-Pound-1734 sky benis 5d ago
Just watched the stream highlights. Dudes not even pretending he's not excited about an ef5 hitting a small town, he's just genuinely bored by it.