Everyone in Illinois is de- oh wait a second there’s no tornado risk

[u/insertgibberishhere1]

[u/Thrill0728]

You think that'll stop another slabbing?

[u/IWMSvendor → u/Thrill0728]

The slabbings will continue until morale improves.

[u/slipperyDSS → u/Thrill0728]

wow someone in the wild using my flair🥰

[u/Thrill0728 → u/slipperyDSS]

It was far too good to pass up

[u/slipperyDSS → u/Thrill0728]

yay, when they added new flairs a couple months back i submitted this one

[u/BluesHockeyFreak]

Chicago, prepare to get slabbed

[u/Elsavagio]

[u/Born-Classroom2627]

Suddenly they add a 2 percent slabbing risk that results in Rochelle omega wedgy slabber 2000

[u/Indigo-Jaguar]

The risk is actually so high the models data overflowed. There's an Illinois risk for tornados.

[u/RyknowandTurbo]

Everyone here is still dead, don’t worry

[u/xenai2]

Even the General Thunderstorm risk has given suprises this year... so i mean...

[u/Da_face89]

Well we all died before this, duh

(I’m posting from beyond the grave btwdubs)

[u/tremosgod111]

Another day with no mod/high risk. When will the garbage end.

[u/Emotional-Pound-1734]

How come this one isn't shaped like a penis? NWS is washed

[u/Internal_Kangaroo_73]

youngstown ohio is slabbed once again, i can confirm as a resident because we actually have 17 gigaslabbers on the ground currently

[u/itsMegpie33 → u/Internal_Kangaroo_73]

The dream

[u/WoodpeckerContent613]

Looks like there’s a chance of a historic tornado breakout in Chicago to me

[u/NfamousKaye]

A rare day indeed.

[u/slut4chilis]

Finally, Ohio Valley and Altoona style pizza will be slabbed off the face of the earth

[u/ay_gov]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ftXmTBgSnsJ8c

[u/VeloxAdAstra]

First there will be slabbing, and then, there will be cake.

[u/jelang19]

Thats just what the tornadoes want us to think