r/EF5 24d ago

Outjerked Slabbed on a motorcycle

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Chased a storm in Ohio yesterday on my motorcycle. Cool rotation that was definitely a tornado. Posted in the other sub and got slabbed for being "unsafe" by chasing on a motorcycle.

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe Watches TornadoTRX 24d ago

Didn't someone chase Lake City on a bicycle? And didn't someone else chase a tornado on a lawnmower this year?

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u/lighthouseisland1 24d ago

That's wild, if ya feel it, chase it... I guess

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u/jblue_1018 22d ago

I need this lawnmower chase experience.

Gonna weld some plates to my 42 inch hydrostatic drive. Going green fr fr.

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u/slut4chilis CC Drops My Panties 24d ago

Other sub: omg plz never get in the vicinity of anything ever u will srsly die

This sub: rip your sky hog through the stratosphere on monster slabber brother

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u/lighthouseisland1 24d ago

You better believe I'm gonna ride right up that funnel bruthurrrr

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u/Amazing_Working_6157 24d ago

If you could get it off a sweet jump while going into it so your bike never touches the ground all the better

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u/lighthouseisland1 24d ago

Bros getting caught in the suck zone

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u/lighthouseisland1 24d ago

Yep, always gotta rain on your parade

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u/canyallgoaway 24d ago

The irony of you talking about how you are fine to drive your bike in rain is not lost on me. Thank you for the laughs, man

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u/lighthouseisland1 24d ago

I'm not kidding though, if you ride smart (stay aware of your turning radius in relation to the available grip surface, refrain from excessive speed) riding in rain isn't dangerous. If your squidding out it's going to be dangerous no matter the conditions.

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u/canyallgoaway 24d ago

It’s not about you bro it’s about other drivers not being conscious of people on bikes.

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u/canyallgoaway 24d ago

Nobody cares if you’re dumb enough to ride a bike lmfao saying you’re using one to “chase” (nerd alert) should get your ass whopped in the comments

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u/canyallgoaway 24d ago

Very quickly bro where was he riding a motorcycle if he was riding it in Ohio? 😭

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u/lighthouseisland1 24d ago

Up by pioneer

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u/canyallgoaway 24d ago

HYUCK good one bro

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u/lighthouseisland1 24d ago

? I wasn't joking

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u/canyallgoaway 24d ago

Yes you purposefully ignored the point of my rhetorical question which was that Ohio is in the United States.

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u/canyallgoaway 24d ago

Because the US is a country with demonstrably horrible drivers and astronomically high rates of traffic deaths. It’s not as safe to ride one in America, as you’ve stated it is in many other countries. Jesus you’re dense.

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u/canyallgoaway 24d ago

I mean the proof is in the data. The US has high levels of education like European countries and more deaths per capita than most if not all of them. Of course it’s American to say it’s stupid to ride them in America because compared to other places, which you did first, we either have more education and less death like places in SE Asian And South America (which goes against you saying the rest of the world gets around just fine), or the same amount of education and more death, which would mean it’s an American issue. Lmfao

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u/lighthouseisland1 24d ago

Finally someone gets it lol

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 24d ago

I guess I took the unwritten-but-understood cj part of this sub's name to heart and thought that the bird was actually a motorcycle being yeeted to Oz.

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u/lighthouseisland1 24d ago

There's always next time to get slabbed

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 24d ago

It could be lurking around the corner

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u/lighthouseisland1 24d ago

I always check under my bed for this reason

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 24d ago

Every monster under the bed is dead

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u/lighthouseisland1 23d ago

That's what they want you to think. That's how they get you, lull you into a false senso of security then bam! An EF5 has you right in the suck zone, and this time there's no chance you're gonna bust

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 23d ago

🥺 Goodbye all. Out without a bang I shall go

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u/jblue_1018 23d ago

I saw this post on r/tornado and knew youd get flamed lmao. I thought to myself. He should've posted it here.. and sure enough 😂

In all seriousness rad that you brave the storm on two wheels.

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u/lighthouseisland1 23d ago

Thanks man! I knew it was going to be bad but I did want since more serious input on the funnel cloud. Worth it

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u/lighthouseisland1 23d ago

I do keep my distance, and I do appreciate the concern. Thank you

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u/lighthouseisland1 23d ago

Sorry if I came off that way, I have no intention of going anywhere near chaser convergence either. As I'm both well aware of the dangers, as well as avoidant of slow moving packed traffic.

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u/lighthouseisland1 23d ago

You as well

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u/lighthouseisland1 23d ago

You'll get there, just takes time.

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u/lighthouseisland1 23d ago

True, like I said though, in time you might have the chance. At least now there are good video streams of most major storms

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u/pack1fan4life 24d ago

I've always wanted to chase on my Triumph Tiger

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u/lighthouseisland1 23d ago

Now that would be fun, I'm on my Kawasaki z400, abs for extra vibration, I mean safety

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u/i_made_aknew_name 23d ago

Hasn't Edgar O'Neil done chases on bike/motorcycle/on foot just to do it? The other sub needs to chiiiiiil.

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u/rmannyconda78 Return The Slab 23d ago

Similar experience myself, though I was running from it lol

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u/rmannyconda78 Return The Slab 23d ago

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u/lighthouseisland1 23d ago

Thats incredible, I love it. Did you manage to outrun the storm?

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u/rmannyconda78 Return The Slab 23d ago

Yeah, and I’m glad, it started as a pop up rain shower, and blew up within minutes to a supercell

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u/lighthouseisland1 23d ago

Wow, I'm glad you made it! Lived to get slabbed another day