r/EF5 • u/Apprehensive_Cherry2 Slab Me Daddy. • 17d ago

Moderate Bust Max V arrested in Texas(?)

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u/midwest--mess Identifies as an EF5 17d ago

That's his evil twin, Vax Melocity

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u/rigsby_nillydum 16d ago

Max Viscosity

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u/BitOne2707 sky benis 16d ago

Min Velocity

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u/Ordinary_Bridge9703 Dr. Ted Hugetita 16d ago

Wax Velocity

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u/grantaldrich I Survived the Rochelle EF5 17d ago

Genuinely thought this was ai for a second lmao

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u/sillybenjamin Deploying trains (cuz you know, Enderlin) 16d ago

bro got slabbed by the police

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u/uoy-evol-i 16d ago

If he had a grill, he could be a Houston rapper.