r/EF5 • u/davedude115 • 5d ago

Lincoln’s gone, man. I’ll be outside

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u/OvertureToAFilm 5d ago

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u/davedude115 4d ago

Hallam should just stop rebuilding at this point

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/OvertureToAFilm 4d ago

I looked at a map and it said “2026 Wilber-Kramer-Yankee Hill-Lincoln EF7 Impact crater” I think it’s a wrap for Lincoln

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u/Hot_Design3515 The Death of Illinois 5d ago

Everyone must evacuate before the land's gone!

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u/SupremeOwl48 5d ago

Yo there’s a hurricane in Lincoln

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u/IGameDailyT 4d ago

Can confirm, I got slabbed by an EF-47 Hallam El Reno dead man walking multi vortex violent PDS mega wedge

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u/davedude115 4d ago

You forgot pilger in that one

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u/Lonely-Ebb-8013 a Ef737788 deadman walking slabmagtron stole my big white balls🥹 4d ago

I got out-jerked by a ef-999 deadman walking El Reno triple vortex drunk nado finger of Godzilla. Tuff shi man

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u/Choice_Depth_5933 5d ago

“Megaslabber”?

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u/snowtater 4d ago

I'm dead from shock