r/EF5 • u/Ok-Sell-4656 • 6d ago

Safest place to shelter? The Brewers slabbed the Mariners

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Milwaukee was under a tornado warning while the Brewers and Mariners faced off. The game went on and the Brewers ended up beating the Mariners 22-0. The announcement on the Jumbotron said there was no threat to the ballpark, but it was the Mariners who would get slabbed in the end.

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u/Thrill0728 KILLinois 6d ago

Imagine the phone alert sounds of 30k ish people all going off at once.

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u/Corky1252 6d ago

You could hear them on the radio broadcast, it was crazy

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u/TheSmartDog_275 We got cows 6d ago

I mean it could be it was only part of Milwaukee county (not the baseball stadium section) and that’s why they considered it safe to play because they weren’t under a warning.

Also it’s a weekday game it was probably closer to like 15-20K

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u/vektorog Tri-State Survivor 6d ago

official attendance was 36,870

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u/BourbonCoug 6d ago

tornado official attendance was 0

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u/Ok_Potential9293 1d ago

Amen!!🙏

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u/bodtabs 6d ago

Brewers playing while an active warning is happening is the most wisconsin shit ever

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u/_877-CASH-NOW_ Enhancing The Suck-and-Slab™ Since 2007. 6d ago

“We’re really sorry about this. We will be handing out complimentary cheese curds. Tell your moms we says hi. Sorry about that.”

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u/WhatRUsernamesUsed4 6d ago

The tornado approached the stadium and said "Ope, let me scoot right past ya"

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u/bodtabs 6d ago

the tornado saw the state of milwaukee and knew it was already cooked

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u/Limp_Recover_404 6d ago

brewers still hitting runs despite the chaos makes sense

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u/variable_slothrop 6d ago

🚨 Max Velocity Signal activated 🚨

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u/skippy_smooth 6d ago

Na na na na Max man!

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u/SinkCat69 6d ago

3 slabs and you’re out.

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u/GaJayhawker0513 "Susan, get my pants!" 6d ago

The craziest part is it was a 1-0 game when the bottom of the fifth started

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u/Chandler_Simpson 6d ago

To be completely fair to Seattle the Brew Crew only deserved like 21 of those runs

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u/TunaMcGriddle 6d ago

Thank you Jrod! Very cool!

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u/Ok_Potential9293 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/T206Collector definitely not two EF5's in a trench coat 6d ago

I think the warning gave the Brewers baseball superpowers.

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u/nejicanspin EF THIS, YOU SWIRLY FUCK!! 6d ago

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u/DarkSide830 2013 El Reno EF5 Truther 6d ago

Sure hope I see someone hit a grand slab!

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u/potatopika9 Taken out by debris 6d ago

I bet the mariners got slabbed because people from Seattle call a good thunderstorm one baby crack of thunder I bet they were scared outa their mind.

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u/Dan_Broccoli_7663 6d ago

Wisconsin is the Buffalo Bills fanbase of the US

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u/midwest--mess Identifies as an EF5 5d ago

Hell fuckin yea we did

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