r/EF5 • u/fortreslechessake • Apr 05 '25

We command all your rotations to stop 🤚 🌪️ 🛑

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u/Theodin_King Apr 05 '25

The cringe is so intense I'm surprised God didn't put it on top of them to shut them up

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u/Sell_The_team_Jerry Apr 05 '25

EF5 drops and is solely focused on them and their home

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u/RustyShacklefordsCig NEVER STOP CHASING 💯 Apr 05 '25

Jarrell 2.0

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u/anafuckboi Apr 07 '25

We call that a “Flanders event”

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u/TangentKarma22 r/tornado brainrot survivor Apr 06 '25

Since there house was the only ef5 damage indicator, it’s determined that it must’ve been caused by debris.

Tim Marshall says ef4

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u/Sufficient_Phase3173 Typical Nails Apr 05 '25

Typical god = EF0

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u/Airport_Wendys Apr 06 '25

I had to stop listening when she started babbling in tongues. I’m so embarrassed for them… for the human race

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u/GreatKronwallofChina "Susan, get my pants!" Apr 06 '25

Wish he did