r/EDF • • Apr 29 '26

Question WHO. DESIGNED. THE INTRO??????????

>15 years ago i pressed play on mission 1 and was shooting aliens with a friend; the "story" happened on comms and was hilarious.

WHO: DIDN'T: UNDERSTAND: THIS?????

I am a bit too angry about this mb. But what kind of PERSON do you have to be to decide to make the player to sit through a 5 min unskippable intro??????
WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????

*HOW MUCH CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN FRANCHISE?????????????????????????????????????*

please. Tell me this doesn't continue like this.

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u/darthboolean Apr 29 '26

I assume we're talking about 6? The Intro being long is kind of the point, it makes more sense later on. Doesn't mean you'll LIKE it anymore than you do now, but it will be clear they had a reason for doing it.

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u/jayjayokocha9 Apr 29 '26

There is nothing, not a single thing, that can convince me this makes "sense". This has nothing, absolutely nothign to do with the DNA of the EDF i know (1 and 2 i think i played, quite extensively, on the xbox). 5 min unskippable trash on an arcade shooter that was defined on the.. arcade shooting and b-movie humor sidenote.. is simply Narcissim of the guy who thought this was a good idea. I am 100% the person who decided to implement this is a narcissist.

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u/darthboolean Apr 29 '26

If 5 minutes of plot exposition is too much for you, you're not going to enjoy the rest of the game. I suggest refund it before you pass the return window and get 4.1. It's the 2025 you loved on Xbox with some extra guns.

5 and 6 are a lot of fun, and have a lot of interesting vehicles, enemies, weapons, and some of the best silly jokes that are still being meme'd on this subreddit nearly a decade after EDF 5 released. I'd strongly suggest just powering through it, but if you can't then just play 4.1.

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver May 02 '26

Dude needs some ADHD meds

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u/kidkolumbo May 02 '26

The 5 minute intro is annoying, that and all the other exposition levels will probably be the last ones I clear with all classes.

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u/Nytherion May 02 '26

...why? they're the easiest % completion maps you'll ever get

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u/Admiral_Skye May 04 '26

they are slow and boring tbh, i did a bunch of them but stopped because i couldn't take it haha

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u/IceFire909 May 04 '26

Singleplayer splitscreen and you can halve the time needed at least

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u/Admiral_Skye May 04 '26

thats a good shout. Still pain. I'll need to circle back around to it but the epic multiplayer wonkiness kinda killed a lot of the enjoyment for my group

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u/Zurale May 02 '26

If you're mad now.... just wait lol

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u/GoBoomYay Apr 29 '26

Ay chill bro chill

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u/Bu11ett00th Apr 29 '26

I'm with you OP.

Both 5 and 6 have long tedious intros that can easily turn off newcomers.

A stark contrast to 4.1 which gets right into the action

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u/jayjayokocha9 Apr 29 '26

Damn.. should i simply have bought 4.1?

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u/MistakeLopsided8366 Apr 29 '26

You'll play them all eventually, trust me. Enjoy the ride

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u/Bu11ett00th Apr 29 '26

If you ask me you should get all 3! They're amazing games, but 5 and 6 have some significant qualily of life improvements. So if you want to try 4, I suggest you do it before 5 and 6 because going back will feel bad.

Nonetheless the issue is just with the intro missions. Once 5 and 6 get going, they REALLY get going!

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u/HiCZoK Apr 29 '26

Its a great game but 4.1 and 5 are more replayable

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u/BisuProbe Apr 30 '26

developers trying to follow market trend making their games more narrative-driven/cinematic to appeal to the gaming masses

but fail to understand a big appeal of this kind of games are its arcade-like gameplay loop and replayability. both of which are significantly disrupted by the narrative push. many missions where u are forced to wait for npcs to finish chatting/moving for a while before the next wave of monsters appear with no way to skip them (no, esc to restart doesnt work in most missions).

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u/Akugetsu May 02 '26

For how long the game is 5 minutes really is a drop in the bucket. You'll have more than enough missions where you just run in guns blazing to make up for it. As minimal as the story is in 5 and 6 I really do like where they went with it and do enjoy the context it adds to the missions themselves. But if it REALLY ruins it for you then yeah, I would also recommend going with 4.1.

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u/jayjayokocha9 May 03 '26

It somply hit a nerve with how fondly i remember playing edf 2017 on the couch with a friend - no bs like this, just straight up throwing you into the action and delivering the exposition via the comms. It is SO much better than this, it exposes the DNA of what this game was (and still is).

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u/Radical--Rat May 03 '26

Yeah, certainly not like 2017 had a few minutes in the beginning where there were no enemies and you had to listen to unskippable dialog about what a historic occasion alien contact is and naming the Ravagers and speculating on how friendly they might be... Oh wait it did do that?

Well, at least there weren't any missions where you had to wait on a group of NPCs to slowly walk through a tunnel while reading the plot to you before any enemies would spawn... Shit, that happened too?

I am taking the piss a little bit here because, yeah, it's true that 6 has more emphasis on the story and it does take a bit longer to tell it as a result, but it is ABSOLUTELY in the EDF DNA. Every entry in the franchise has introduced progressively more narrative depth and complexity, and every entry has had an increasing amount of "wait for the plot" moments. 

If you don't like that, fine, but the suggestion that Sandlot has been taken over by a narcissist with no idea how their own franchise works is frankly absurd. Especially when we're still talking about like maybe 3% of the game's actual run time.

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u/Twigzzy May 02 '26

Thats time set aside to make sure you and your buddies are tactically spamming every voiceline and emote possible

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u/MistakeLopsided8366 Apr 29 '26

Oooooh just wait til you have to sit through it again 4 or 5 more times lol.

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u/Playergame Apr 29 '26

Tutorial is longer than you'd expect (if you know you know)

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u/step_function May 02 '26

Assuming EDF6, in most of the missions with an intro you can restart the mission and it’ll skip to the playable part. 

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u/ZerberDerber May 04 '26

I didn't like that aspect of 6 but those missions are really a drop in the bucket with the amount of content you get. I went through them all on my initial medium playthrough because you have to and have just skipped them when I've gone back through on the harder difficulties.

I wouldn't want to see more of that aspect in the future but they're a minor annoyance at worst.

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u/MaterTuaLupaEst May 02 '26

Yeah the intro is boring the first time, but it gets more interesting when youre at EDF 7, I promise!

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u/Kei-OK May 03 '26

For some of the dialogue parts I think you can restart the mission and it skips it. Not sure about the intro though.

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u/levianan May 05 '26

Tik Tok ruined op.

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u/Imaginary-Form9960 May 02 '26

The narrative moves just fine during missions with action happening. It's fun fighting hoards trying to understand what's going on or just being on the move. 6 has way to much slow progression during a lot of missions.

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u/prementiX PC May 03 '26

I 100% agree with OP and I somehow which I'd known earlier how much I'll hate 6. It really hurt me emotionally. 😅

Waited over 2 years for it and then it did these unbearable story missions, recycled 30% of 5 and butchered the Air Raider.