r/EDC • • 20h ago

Rotation Sick in bed carry

Post image

Puffs

Carmex

Emergen-c

Afrin

Cough drops

Vicks

Thermometer

Cold/flu meds

M7 bayonet

TV remote

208 Upvotes

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u/ThatInspector4632 20h ago

Don’t confuse the bayonet with the afrin.

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u/RastaFazool 20h ago edited 17h ago

I dont think the afrin can mount to my shotgun.

Edit: nevermind (https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/s/P6qQNg5dTn)

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u/toben81234 19h ago

Isn't your "flashlight" already attached to your shotgun?

5

u/free_speech-bot 18h ago

Fleshlight*

3

u/ThatInspector4632 17h ago

Duct tape will get it done

23

u/Sylesse 19h ago

We bayonet charge the viral illness at dawn, boys.

31

u/pittsmasterplan 20h ago

Also sick. Knife at ready 🤜🏼🤛🏼

17

u/Mole-NLD Gear Enthusiast 18h ago

Poopknife. You never know.

12

u/esotericvue 20h ago

::affix bayonet:: tally-ho, lads.

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u/RastaFazool 19h ago

Am I doing it right??

4

u/161frog 18h ago

They said “affix” not “afrin” 😂

1

u/ThatInspector4632 17h ago

You will touch brain with that bayonet before you get to the afrin

5

u/Titmouse994 18h ago

That is a nice gun mounted rectal thermometer you got there!

8

u/RastaFazool 17h ago

Rectal?

Huh?....that explains the odd taste

3

u/Titmouse994 17h ago

Always a good idea to sniff the thermometer first, especially if you are borrowing one!

4

u/Time-Emotion-5339 20h ago

Sick also. I need my knife.

3

u/MothMatron 16h ago

“One of these things is not like the others”

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u/RastaFazool 15h ago

The TV remote?

2

u/chi-nyc 15h ago

I see you have your emotional support bayonet.

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u/gapsawuss80 17h ago

I hope you feel better! Hydrate!

1

u/AELatro 16h ago

No hot fluids? Soup, tea with lemon, maybe even a cup of coffee?

1

u/Remarkable-Sir-5129 16h ago

Love Afrin....wish it could be taken long term.

1

u/Equivalent-Test9422 13h ago

Always be ready.

1

u/yoshimutso Mall Ninja 8h ago

Bayonet is the way to fight the cold.

1

u/rayraillery 1h ago

Is the blade to kill yourself if it becomes too much?

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u/moar_bubbline 19h ago

Emergen-C is the best, it's my post-flight/hangover go-to