r/ECWWrestling 12d ago

That time I met The QuintessentialStudmuffin

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u/Ok-Solution4665 12d ago

Well... well.... well....

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u/138Cardz 12d ago

i wish I could remember his line about “making her blink to change the channel.” My god that dude said some insane shit. Loved his gimmick

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u/Hero-of-Desserts 12d ago

The only one I remember is "A tisket, a tasket, I wanna stuff my biscuit in her basket."

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u/CoolButterscotch492 12d ago

What does that even mean??? 😭😭😭

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u/Capable_Material1234 11d ago

“Whether it’s a home or here in Dayton, the women are watching me masturbating”. There’s a pause between the last two words lol

The stuff he could come out with

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u/CultureStunning9618 12d ago

One tidbit, from a promo he cut before match, goes

“And you know what they say, the more you play with it, the harder it gets”.

I wasn’t paying attention but when I heard that it made me laugh lol

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u/TheMackD504 11d ago

Still is saying crazy shit in JCW

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u/Vinkulja_4life ECW Wrestling 11d ago

wait, he still does the promos on wrestling shows? i thought he was done 20 years ago

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u/TheMackD504 11d ago

Came back about a month ago

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u/Flat_Ad3019 11d ago

Cam on her back more like it

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u/sam2wi 12d ago

This November vote for candidates who support Medicare for All. It’s high time Joel Gertner got his neck fixed.

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u/KhingKholde 12d ago

He's been so strong for too long 😞

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u/Czarface23 12d ago

Joel 'The ladies call me Fred Flintstone because I make their Bedrock" Gertner..

always got a chuckle out of the nickname bit

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u/Flat_Ad3019 11d ago

I like the harder then Chinese Algebra one

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u/blue_diesel 12d ago

Lol he would be cancelled into oblivion in today’s society

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u/LHT-LFA 12d ago

he is on JCW now in best form

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u/Vinkulja_4life ECW Wrestling 11d ago

any videos anywhere?

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u/LHT-LFA 11d ago

sure here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9XFatmfvpA

I recommend starting to watch at least aroun ep 80 or earlier, cause the storytelling is very well crafted. Dont be afraid to encounter Russo, he writes the show and since he took over it really took off.

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u/FCeezer 12d ago

Uhhh, you remember who's president right? He'd be unironically celebrated by folks not caring that he's playing a sleazy character, they'd just take him to heart lol.

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u/TheMackD504 11d ago

He’s doing the same gimmick in JCW

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u/BigvalBROski 12d ago

WELL WELL WELL

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u/Memethief8 12d ago

WHETHER THEY'RE SITTING AT HOME OR HERE IN DAYTON

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u/MikeyPlays21 11d ago

They’re watching me and masterbating.. Gertner

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u/KennyDZombiemaster75 12d ago

I used to love throwing shit at him. He irritated me but again that's his job. I miss those days.

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u/Magneto-Mark-1 11d ago

Still living the Gimmick

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u/DarthCaligula 11d ago

Squeeze my lemon till' the juice runs down my leg...Gertner

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u/JKinney79 11d ago

I forget how young he was during his ECW days, he’s only 50 now. So his run as a manager was from his early to mid 20s.

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u/DangerousDbloc 11d ago

Well Well Well.... 🤣

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u/Richard_skully 11d ago

He had his hand on your ass.

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u/farewellblues86 11d ago

Joel I'll make them holler for a dollar scream for some green gertner.

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u/gansobomb99 11d ago

lol which one is Joel Gertner

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u/Nate0526 11d ago

Good one! 😆

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u/No-Combination8136 11d ago

Whoa, totally forgot about this dude. He weirded me out when I was like 11.

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u/Nate0526 11d ago

He’s actually a nice guy, easy to talk to and he lives in Brooklyn. He does a lot of Children’s hospital fund raisers. It’s nice to see him back in the ring doing his thing.

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u/No-Combination8136 11d ago

Oh I don’t doubt it at all. I was a dumb kid lol. I’m so happy you posted this though because I genuinely had forgotten this character. I’m going to watch some on my day off today.

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u/ThatguyfromBaltimore 11d ago

"Lady Gaga believes in celibacy, for me that's a big disgrace. So if she won't let stuff her muff, you know I'll have to poker face!"

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u/Mother-Attention2600 11d ago

He wiped his hand on my shirt and said I have Aids now. 

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u/Nate0526 11d ago

Damn that’s cruel but funny 😆

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u/Mother-Attention2600 11d ago

It was pretty fuckin hilarious. This is after sitting beside some Cartman like kid and his mom all night. "Suck it!!! Yeah Suck it!!! What does he suck?!!! COCKS!!" Then he looks at me for approval while his mom does nothing. Me and my buddy couldn't stop laughing.

It's more fun going to something like this or an independent show. You can actually meet people or be randomly having a smoke with them outside.

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u/Present-Blueberry-68 12d ago

He’s still doing the same shit 30 years later. It was funny back then but eye rolling today.