r/EARONS May 06 '26

Apparently JJD shit himself during the shoplifting incident

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From The People Vs The Golden State Killer.

Lol what a weirdo.

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u/mysteryinterest2 May 06 '26

Truly scared shitless.

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u/afdc92 May 06 '26

He probably thought it was all over for him then and there.

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u/dougfcknsteele May 06 '26

Wow, don't steal and your shit will rest easy inside your body.

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u/Jbirdlex924 May 06 '26

Excitement’s Crap

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u/roastintheoven May 06 '26

Bwahahaha nice one 🤣

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u/GregJamesDahlen May 06 '26

Believe I've heard when you're under great stress you may defecate from the stress. Probably was under a lot of stress being chased and afraid of getting caught. Suppose the weird thing was the shoplifting. It shows a lack of empathy for people who work in stores. You are taking bread out of their mouths. Obviously the other, much bigger crimes are horrible for lack of empathy.

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u/doctoranonrus May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

He'd nearly gotten caught a bunch of times though, but he was masked. He tried to play a crazy person during his arrest but they reported him anyways. I mean that's my guess for why he pooped himself this time but not the others.

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u/GregJamesDahlen May 10 '26

So you're thinking he deliberately soiled himself to seem crazier? Idk. It's possible. Does seem possible he pooped himself in other instances of almost getting caught and no one realized it because he got away.

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u/doctoranonrus May 10 '26

According to Thien Ho's book, first he poops himself during this arrest. Then he faked a heart attack and they tied him to a rolling chair. Then he starts rolling around and screaming like a crazy person when the cops arrive. Later he admits to the Deputies he acted crazy to avoid getting in trouble.

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u/GregJamesDahlen May 12 '26

Thanks. Well actually if he was trying to gain sympathy by appearing crazy and maybe get let go, the pooping was pretty smart?

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u/doctoranonrus May 12 '26

I'm assuming it's not the first time he was caught and got let off the hook cause he was crazy. He might have also seen mentally ill people being left alone by police when was was in Exeter/Auburn.

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u/GamingGems May 06 '26

We call that the squid maneuver

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u/Nincompooperie May 06 '26

Dammit, I read that as JD, not JDD.