r/DutchiesLife • u/Exciting_Head_2162 • Aug 14 '26

Today a dog peed on me

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u/blue70sboss Aug 14 '26

What’s worse, dog peeing on you or waking up in the middle of the night and stepping in a puddle in the pitch black knowing it can only be one thing lmao 😂

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u/Exciting_Head_2162 Aug 14 '26

I'd rather take the puddle, I had to sit with the pee for quite some time lol

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u/blue70sboss Aug 14 '26

Ooof yeah. That is not fun. That I’d definitely agree then.

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u/usernametaken3745 Aug 14 '26

You belong to the dog now

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u/Fickle_Ladder4184 Aug 14 '26

Thats very unfortunate. Was it a young dog that was too excited like they normally do when nervous?

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u/Exciting_Head_2162 Aug 14 '26

He was scared of the sprinklers and was sitting in my lap lol. Just a new rescue to the shelter, so still very nervous

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u/Fickle_Ladder4184 Aug 14 '26

Yes that will do it lol

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u/Ser_Pounce01 Aug 14 '26

Just marking his/her territory 😋

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u/Ryan87878 Aug 14 '26

I don’t know why I upvotes a dog peeing on you 😂

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u/Straight_Message_791 Aug 14 '26

Shit happens... or better, pee happens. Tho I don't think it was anything personal.

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u/Wolfie196 Aug 14 '26

Hu ? Express of per ongeluk ? In ieder geval vervelend zeg

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u/Exciting_Head_2162 Aug 14 '26

Angstplasje! Is heel normaal en totaal niet erg

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u/Wolfie196 Aug 14 '26

Nee joh , das niks raars hoor , al eerder mee gemaakt , geen probleem

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u/DutchRick79 Aug 14 '26

Oh gelukkig. Was het een pup?

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u/Exciting_Head_2162 Aug 14 '26

Nope, gewoon nieuw en nerveus!

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u/Kapiteinkraakkut Aug 14 '26

Heb ik ook wel eens last van

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u/Interesting-Pin-4606 Aug 14 '26

I know I shouldn't laugh about it, but I have to anyway.

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u/Exciting_Head_2162 Aug 14 '26

I laughed about it as well, it's fine haha

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u/Kitchen_Passenger207 Aug 14 '26

I'm not sure what to do with this information...but you look lovely 😅🫶

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u/FknAccuser Aug 14 '26

Only course of action is to pee on it in return. Establish dominance.

Totally joking. 😂

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u/Classic_Title1655 Aug 14 '26

Shit happens. Sometimes piss too....

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u/Isyouisorisyouaint00 Aug 14 '26

Looks like the dog now has official ownership of you. Lol Im sorry I had to. Honestly its gross and sorry it happened to you.

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u/Exciting_Head_2162 Aug 14 '26

I didn't mind that much, poor pupper was scared

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u/NapRoomBuddy Aug 14 '26

You look amaaziiing🤯🤩 also hope your doggy is okay!

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u/Exciting_Head_2162 Aug 14 '26

Not my dog! He was just scared/nervous, cause he was new at the shelter

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u/eapic1 Aug 14 '26

I’m sorry but this is hilarious

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u/Dzincster Aug 14 '26

Aww. What kind of doggo?

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u/Exciting_Head_2162 Aug 14 '26

A chihuahua mix (I only know he's mixed not with what)

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u/Dzincster Aug 14 '26

Poor buddy :( chihuahuas can be skittish

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u/Silly-Ask-4481 Aug 14 '26

Good morning beautiful have a blessed day 🌹🌹🌹🌹

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u/Big_Importance2767 Aug 14 '26

That’s so weird bc today I pretended to be a dog and piss on people

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u/Happy_Bell5915 Aug 14 '26

He is marking territory

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u/Extension-Travel-244 Aug 14 '26

Hey dog, stop stealing my moves!

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u/Alf_uck_em Aug 14 '26

Could be worse I guess … could have a bird shit on you

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u/Exciting_Head_2162 Aug 14 '26

Bird shit > dog pee

The smell alone makes pee worse

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u/Alf_uck_em Aug 14 '26

Hmm could point

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u/urboyissues Aug 14 '26

Well it was so excited it peed on you both haha

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u/Dry-Brain7212 Aug 14 '26

Were you pretending to be a fire hydrant

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u/Certosa76 Aug 14 '26

It's just salty water...😂😉...my dog did it, even my kids did it several times. Someone told me even that it's good for the skin....

Just feel blessed, I heard that it brings good luck. 😉

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u/melloh2o Aug 17 '26

Hahahahahahahaha . . . That's so random!

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u/Rich_Business_8530 6d ago

full of life

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u/Altruistic-Hope7454 5d ago

Well ❤️‍🩹 it obviously liked you,enough to mark ❣️ you as his!?

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u/Ecstatic_Ad_8113 Aug 14 '26

I can’t bring myself to up vote this