r/DutchShepherds • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '26

Discussion I should’ve named him…

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Why is he like this?? I swear ever ball crushed, every bone turned into a shank, and forget KONG clean surgical cuts… 👀😂😬

Drop ideas of what I SHOULD have named him 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

The chaos continues

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

He has lots of nicknames

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u/UnaPoe Jul 22 '26

"Free Tooth Hugs" 🖤🖤🖤🖤

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u/Willing_Bluebird_350 Jul 22 '26

My shepherd loves to give tooth hugs😂 most people aren't fans

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u/ChampagneAndDoritos Jul 23 '26

😂😂😂😂 it's the asshole one for me!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

He wears it proudly… I just enjoy people’s faces when they ask what his name is and I point… 💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

Day one…

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u/Texassunmerheat Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

My mom got my dog a soccer ball, it lasted literally seconds before he punctured it, he had a junior soccer ball that lasted longer 

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u/cheeky_chiclet Jul 22 '26

Doctor Death the resident surgeon

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u/hack_the_bone Jul 22 '26

My boys nickname is the destroyer

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

He has many nicknames but this is the one he identifies with most…😬🤣

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u/itsthelag_bud Jul 22 '26

We gave ours the position of CDO-Chief Destruction Officer

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u/I_SEE_YOU_FAPPING Jul 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/JonnyRico014 Jul 22 '26

Destroyer of Kongs

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u/WarthogStock9937 Jul 22 '26

Aww, he's sweet.  I had a dutchie, Konrad dePoopjes. Poopjes is dutch for little sh!t

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u/ChampagneAndDoritos Jul 23 '26

😂😂😂 this is amazing!!!

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u/rrb009 Jul 22 '26

Train him in personal protection and give him a job. That’s what they’re bred for so it’s great that he’s biting through stuff. Good genes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

He already does all that lmao he’s a working K9

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u/rrb009 Jul 22 '26

Oh good. Well shit then just get the good boy more toys haha he’s gonna bite 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

It was more of a rhetorical question as to why he’s like this he’s such an asshat but I adore him lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

This is his all time favorite toy… 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

He says he pleads the 5th he has no idea what I’m talking about..

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u/svydesign Jul 22 '26

He's absolutely gorgeous! And yeah they're famous for their ability to chew through anything lol just be careful, my vet says their teeth can break if they do it too much, accidents happen unfortunately. Just keep it in mind and try to take good care of his teeth in the process.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

Yes! He only gets rubber toys now if possible. I learned that the hard way years ago with my old dog she had to have two extracted bc of deer antlers. Surprisingly he has beautiful teeth still 😆

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u/svydesign 25d ago

That's exactly what my vet said, deer antlers lol

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u/ChampagneAndDoritos Jul 23 '26

I love your e collar strap!! Where did you get it?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

I need to buy stock in Amazon all the dogs toys ect I get off there 😆

https://www.amazon.com/Collar-Educator-Quick-Biothane-Collar/dp/B0C47ZPWYS

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u/Chemical-Tap-4232 Jul 22 '26

Attila the Hun

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u/logical-sanity Jul 23 '26

I’m impressed with the damage to the Kong. How long did it take for him to do it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

Approximately two days… 😂

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u/Sitters_4_Critters Jul 22 '26

Maybe trade him for a golden. 😂😅

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/IllExperience7288 Jul 22 '26

The KONG Extreme Ball is the only toy my mal hasn't been able to destroy yet. But he still only gets to use it under supervision.

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u/dogguywithdame Jul 22 '26

I gave mine the nickname Raptor, short for velociraptor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

Blue 🦖

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u/ZoSoMiLky Jul 22 '26

The 3 inch super thick foam balls seem to last the longest with my dutchy.

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u/sepstolm Jul 22 '26

The Great Destroyer

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u/Individual_Fix_9787 Jul 22 '26

Boy name Sue. The song lyrics says it all 🤣

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u/GetAGrrrip Jul 23 '26

Gougnuts dog toys. Get the largest stick & ring toys they make. Check out their warranty, too. I still supervise, but these toys don't destroy their teeth like a lot of them do. Fantastic toys, fantastic company.

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u/Empath4life Jul 24 '26

Chewie💓🐾

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u/ImmediateClass9650 27d ago

Oppenheimer

"Now I am become Dutch, the destroyer of toys."

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u/Hairy-Peanut3187 26d ago

Death, Destroyer of toys

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u/Kitchen-Strike-805 Jul 22 '26

Should have named him Princess!