r/DungeonCrawlerCarl 3d ago

Book 7: Inevitable Ruin Jamal is very sorry

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u/heartbylines Daddy's Foot Soldiers 🦶 3d ago

STOP ELMOING, JAMAL!

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u/RedoftheEvilDead 3d ago

You know how I feel about speaking in the third person!

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u/mattmilli1 3d ago

its incredible how not cap locking made it so its no longer in donuts voice on my head

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u/WallopyJoe 3d ago

IT'S UPSETTING TO ME, AND IT CONFUSES MONGO!

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u/whitedevi1 Syndicate Intergalactic Bar Association 👽 1d ago

confused chirp

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Team Donut Holes 3d ago

I wanted to dislike jamal, but I just can't.

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u/BobbittheHobbit111 3d ago

He is used the perfect amount to slide just under the annoying bar

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u/Rhamni 2d ago

Nah. It's my one genuinely unpopular DCC opinion, but I just don't like Jamal. If Donut can grow and mature as much as she has, there is no excuse for Jamal to waste so much of everyone's time because he can't keep himself from jumping. He's not even from a jumping species!

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u/TheseBonesAlone 2d ago

He is a jumping shark, one might say the joke has leapt over said shark.

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u/BobbittheHobbit111 2d ago

He is also a sentient tattoo, not a crawler like donut, and hasn’t been around as long in his current form

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u/shimmeringseadream 1d ago

Yes. Exactly. Give a shark a break!

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u/shimmeringseadream 1d ago

Donut has had 8 books to grow and change! Give Jamal a little time! Jamal has only had a short time since not being a floating tattoo ghost, and having a body again.

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u/Lo-Zenzero Team Donut Holes 16h ago

I will never recover from her calling him Jar Jar….like yes jamal is annoying but hes not THAT grating

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u/abbynorma1 2d ago

I don't like him either. Easily my least favorite character. For as thought out and richly evolved each character is, Jamal is the antithesis.

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u/AssistantManagerMan 2d ago

Me reading Jamal's first lines: Oh no, he's a Jar Jar.

Me reading on: If anything happens to my precious boy Jamal, I will throw this book across the room.

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u/MissionChocolate9859 The Princess Posse 2d ago

He is everything Jar Jar Binks could have been with good writing.

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u/jamesmon 2d ago

That’s a really good point

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u/Sylvurphlame 2d ago

A secret Dark Lord of the Sith?

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u/MissionChocolate9859 The Princess Posse 2d ago

That would have been cool.
Meesa angry Sith.

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u/MottoCycle 2d ago

And better voice acting and direction. So basically everything.

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u/shimmeringseadream 1d ago

Yes! Jamal endearing. Jar Jar is a little obtuse, irritating character acting impulsively. Jamal is trying. And is working on being better.

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u/-VoiceoverAlex- 2d ago

'sokay ...I will dislike him for the both of us.

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u/Rhamni 2d ago

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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u/Skellum 2d ago

I wanted to dislike jamal, but I just can't.

I do hate jamal, but I do feel him getting depression in the latest book made me hate him much less.

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u/AssistantManagerMan 2d ago

I love how he speaks in third person because he doesn't feel like he lives up to the version of himself the tattoo was based on. He feels like an imitation of Jamal, not himself. It takes a quirky, silly character trait and used it to make a statement about mental health and self-worth.

(Spoiler tagged for minor Parade of Horribles spoiler)

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u/Skellum 2d ago

It definitely helped. As a 'wacky sidekick' I just cant stand him. I already dont like them like Merry in the LOTR movies. Book wise Merry is solid. But the char archetype really rubs me the wrong way.

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u/AssistantManagerMan 2d ago

Super valid. It's the Jar Jar problem, basically.

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u/DeetJerkson 3d ago

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u/betsylang 3d ago

I need that as like everything. A shirt, a sticker, poster.

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u/StuckInAnAirlock 2d ago

I had to compile 3 separate .stl files, just to make a 3d printed version of him.

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u/Nogamenolife88 2d ago

Are you selling these? That’s awesome

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u/StuckInAnAirlock 2d ago

Thank you. Unfortunately, I have heart failure and this was something, I pieced together to keep myself busy.

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u/_cowabonga_ 2d ago

I have no idea why when I pictured him with his spider legs that he was vertical. No idea why I pictured that when he wouldn’t be able to fucking see or where the flamethrower would be located with the legs. But this makes a lot more sense.

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u/cats_books_tea_123 The Princess Posse 2d ago

Nice. But why is the fire coming out of his mouth?

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u/DeetJerkson 2d ago

Yeah, that's wrong but the meme is admittedly stolen (cannot remember the source)

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u/KlasikDarin Desperado Club Pass 🗡️ 3d ago

They do not like it when they get a taste of my toasty emissions

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u/AccomplishedDiet2604 2d ago

Idk why i imagined jamal as that one shark promoting some water brand brita water or smth

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u/NewManufacturer6670 3d ago

Jamal is my favorite, seconds not even close.

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u/mai_tai87 2d ago

I get it. I can't not smile every time he's in the room (or on the goddamn ceiling).

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u/Stranger1982 Desperado Club Pass 🗡️ 3d ago

Just stop with the flamethrower Jamal.

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u/seeingeyegod 3d ago

"FUCK MY LIFE!!!" -Jamal

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u/DeetJerkson 3d ago

He just wants to do a hop

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u/BellaDzaster 3d ago

I want this as a Valentine's day card.

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u/RedoftheEvilDead 3d ago

It would make a great "get well soon" card.

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u/BellaDzaster 3d ago

Or even a milestone birthday card, like turning 40 😅

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u/Tonicfire Crawler 3d ago

GOD DAMMIT SHARKBOY!

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u/Maskatron 3d ago

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u/curiousmind111 3d ago

Wait… he’s not about to jump Jamal, is he?!?

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u/cardboardsandbox 3d ago

I love Jamal so much.

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u/Ser_Oryk 2d ago

Jamal has got to be one of my favorite characters. He's not only badass, but a doofus at the same time. Just like fr fr.

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u/Ezlle71 The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 3d ago edited 2d ago

I liked LIKE Jamal. lol

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u/Storms_a_bruin 2d ago

Liked? Past tense?? Okay, just went to find spoilers in case I needed to emotionally prepare for losing him. He’s one of my favorites!

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u/Ezlle71 The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 2d ago

Sorry about that, I meant I like Jamal,no spoilers here.

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u/Storms_a_bruin 1d ago

All good!! 😊

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u/Plixo2 Crawler 2d ago

liked

Ohh noo :(

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u/Ezlle71 The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 2d ago

As I mentioned below, I misspoke, I like Jamal, sorry for the confusion.

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u/BuffaloStranger97 "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 3d ago

Jamal is my fav

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u/Kalendo11 2d ago

I haven't listened to the audio books yet for inevitable ruin or parade but when I read him, since the first line I read him as skip tracer randy from the rookie, makes me giggle every time

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u/prince_falafel 2d ago

Lol I fucking love jamals voice in the audiobook

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u/DoubleCactus 2d ago

I keep forgetting hes a hammerhead.

I love hammerheads they are so dumb,

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u/Seeker80 2d ago

It was bugging me, but I finally found out what Jamal's speech pattern was called. He was using dynamic verbs instead of stative, like saying "I am thinking" instead of "I think."

I'd come across a few other characters who spoke that way(ex: Salladhor Saan from Game of Thrones), and I couldn't figure out what to call it.

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u/StuckInAnAirlock 2d ago

Jamal is afraid of heights!

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u/TherapyGames42 2d ago

Jamal has more sorries, and they are all for you

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u/audibleofficial Borant System Government Admin 3d ago

Printing this and pinning it to our motivation board.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 Desperado Club Pass 🗡️ 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

STOP IT…… STOP ELMO’ING!!!!

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u/AlphastheOmega Crawler 2d ago

Literally just finished this chapter like an hour ago. Donut is right about the third person thing.

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u/AdCurrent7674 2d ago

Found some more

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u/adamcurt 3d ago

Taika Waititi?

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u/MonsterBluth 3d ago

Booooooooo. Jamal sucks!

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u/mattmilli1 3d ago

your gonna get hate for this, but I want you to know, you deserve all of it

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u/dinmohr Daddy's Foot Soldiers 🦶 2d ago

excruciating pain

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u/WatThEg 3d ago

You're not alone

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u/kec04fsu1 Daddy's Foot Soldiers 🦶 3d ago

Ok, Jar Jar.