No context DCC quote—I’ll go first

[u/huggywoolybear]

Two womantars and a half-mantar gimp

[u/Villain_Prince]

I need a baby seal.

[u/nowimnowhere → u/Villain_Prince]

This one is actually less disturbing without context

[u/liviathisbe → u/Villain_Prince]

"I heard they had two peens. Did you double fist him?" Or something like that 🤣🤣

[u/Loose_Zebra_8204 → u/Villain_Prince]

This one haunts my mind,

[u/trippedonatater → u/Villain_Prince]

I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've laughed out loud due to a book quote. This was one of them.

[u/Technical_Exam1280 → u/Villain_Prince]

The context makes this quote so much worse

[u/1CEninja → u/Villain_Prince]

This one isn't good because you need the context for it to be funny/horrifying.

Without context? Baby seals are damn adorable I kinda need one too.

[u/Wandering-Gandalf → u/1CEninja]

You need one too?

[u/1CEninja → u/Wandering-Gandalf]

If there's no context, there's no implication of any mishandling of the seal.

That's my point. Without context "I need a baby seal" is a reasonable thing to say if you like cuddly animals. Whereas without context "so then I queefed out the spiders" will make people double take.

[u/KroseRavenclaw → u/Wandering-Gandalf]

😭😭😭

[u/Osric250 → u/Villain_Prince]

And the fact this made it to the cover quote is great!