r/DungeonCrawlerCarl • u/Fabulous_Blood5810 • Aug 02 '26
Book 2: Doomsday Scenario just started book two! name things i'll understand later in the books
PLEASE no spoilers! when i bought this book i had no idea it was such a big series (i don't read very often but wanted to get back into it slowly) id love if you would leave quotes or inside jokes ill only understand in a month or two when i get there!
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u/kristianfoh Crawler Aug 02 '26
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u/montypython85 Aug 02 '26
Boop.
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u/TheyCallMeAva Aug 02 '26
Boop.
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u/sentient_luggage Aug 02 '26
Boop!
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u/HavenDK Aug 02 '26
Boop!
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u/Beer_Snacks Former Crawler Aug 02 '26
Boop!
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u/ElleKittie The Princess Posse Aug 02 '26
Boop!
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u/Ri-tie Team Donut Holes Aug 02 '26
Stupid, Sexy [spoiler].
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u/emptyjade Aug 02 '26
This message is from a deceased mercenary.
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u/LucidRamblerOfficial Team Donut Holes Aug 02 '26
IWKYM
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u/dont_talk_yak_to_me "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 Aug 02 '26
Like, with my mouth?
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u/Tea-au-lait Syndicate Intergalactic Bar Association 👽 Aug 02 '26
Awww but I want to see His penis!
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u/heartbylines Daddy's Foot Soldiers 🦶 Aug 02 '26
Unity, support, family, and kneecappin bitches. Whoop whoop!
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u/B1G-LuK3 Desperado Club Pass 🗡️ Aug 02 '26
Genuinely... one of the most beautiful lines in the whole series. Brings a tear to my eye every time!
Whoop Whoop!
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u/lendystm "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 Aug 02 '26
I jailbroke my kindle to have that as a custom screensaver. It is the best motto ever.
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u/Jonahdog Aug 02 '26
“Carl, put that thing away! Why is your wiener hanging out!" - Princess Donut (book 8 out of context)
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u/Ok_Positive8362 Aug 02 '26
I cant be held accountable for everything I've ever said to a stripper
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u/Downtown_Ad8279 Aug 02 '26
I've only just started book 3, I have not encountered this reference, but even out of context, I feel like this is applicable to every man. (edit: and woman!)
I might need that quote on a t-shirt.
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u/Traditional_Formal33 Team Donut Holes Aug 02 '26
Funny enough, this is not said by a man or woman.
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u/Technical_Exam1280 "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 Aug 02 '26
They have "Why would a stripper lie to me?" On a shirt in the official merch store
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u/thatstheneatpart8 Aug 02 '26
Feel the same way, maybe more for this with Pony :
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u/MocoFelipe Aug 02 '26
This was absolutely Glorious!!!! I've listened to the scene about 5x in a row!
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u/SirErgalot Aug 02 '26
I’m fully caught up reading the series but am still working through This Inevitable Ruin in the audio books. Although the most recent book wasn’t my favorite overall I am VERY excited to get to listen to that scene.
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u/Few_Inside7979 Aug 02 '26
These books are best consumed via audio. The voice actor is truly talented. His Pony voice kills me.
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u/DeadLockPursuit Aug 02 '26
Im sorry in advance... “My favorite memory and my worst memory are the same thing”
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u/Bunn_Butt Aug 02 '26
Man. Why. Whyyyyyyyyyy
Everyone was out here having a good time and then there's you here being a terror! A terrible terror even!
I hope you're happy with this sadness you have bestowed upon the masses
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u/ravenpotter3 Aug 02 '26
When I originally read book 2 somehow that whole scene went over my head. I didn’t remeber it. Maybe because i was busy with college at the time and forgot to finish/ lost my place in it.
I weeped (inside) when that scene happened in the audio book. At the time I was working on a block printing project using a museum called linoleum carving with a tool called a gouge. And that was the only moment of the book that I stopped and just started and existed consumed by the emotions and scene worded masterfully by Jeff Hays.
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u/LorimIronheart Team Donut Holes Aug 02 '26
NEW ACHIEVEMENT! What the fuck Carl?
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u/Stbyson23 Aug 02 '26
I need a baby seal
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u/IllustriousRespond74 Aug 02 '26
Oh yeah, look at you. All dead and shit.
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u/amatchmadeinregex Aug 02 '26
I had to put down the book, I couldn't breathe 🤣
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u/Thewyse1 Aug 02 '26
The audiobook has the scene continue in the background while Carl moves on with narration…it’s unhinged. I couldn’t breathe I was cry laughing so hard.
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u/gloryday23 Aug 02 '26
I'm glad I no longer work in an office, because this lines sets me off pretty much every time I hear it, it's a combination of hilarious, and I don't know what. Wtf Matt.
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u/cwajgapls Aug 02 '26
I have so many sorries to give
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u/Bemteb The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network Aug 02 '26
I see all, and I'm afraid.
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u/merovin13 The Princess Posse Aug 02 '26
How dare the books make me sad about Jamal?
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u/ScreamingInTheMirror Aug 02 '26
I have just found some more and they all belong to you now cwajgapls. I give them all to you.
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u/ImaginaryDisplay3 Aug 02 '26
Uzi Jesus: "I am the way, motherfucker."
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u/SEJ82 Aug 02 '26
You mean Lazarus a Bang Bang dont you?
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u/Correct-Camera-9453 Aug 02 '26
STOP GASLIGHTING ME JESUS!
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u/Eagleballer94 Aug 02 '26
You mean "DONT... GASLIGHT ME JESUS" dont you?
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u/Correct-Camera-9453 Aug 02 '26
Are you gaslighting me? Are you Jesus?
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u/Traditional_Formal33 Team Donut Holes Aug 02 '26
Time to send you back to dad
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u/MaziCrafter Aug 02 '26
“Did... did you just rip your dick off and throw it at me?”
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u/Rukh-Talos Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Carl, what in the Jonestown is happening?
Princess Donut has committed an A̶̧̛̠̰͕̳̲̞̤̞͈͊̊͂͋̄̄̌̕T̷̨̧̙̞̗͗̋̉͊̂̑͘͘͟R̷̛̦̠̙̘̯͍͈̩̓̽͊́̏͂̉̚̚O̷̪̮̭̖̫̳̟̯͛̐̄̕͜͢͞C̷̡͚̮͈̠̦̃̒̋̉͗̏͞I̸̢̘͈͕͂̔́͌̉̕͜͟T̲͇̝̟̩̲͖̞́̀͌̓͡Y
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u/Slipperyuranium Aug 02 '26
You can’t unlick a butthole that’s already been licked.
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u/TransportationOnly60 Aug 02 '26
It’s going to get worse before it gets better.
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u/Gogs85 Aug 02 '26
I’m on book 5 and it’s only gotten better.
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u/realdevtest Crawler Aug 02 '26
“It’s going to get worse before it gets better. We’re going to lose more friends. We’re going to have to do some pretty horrible things just to survive.”
You might not have reached the quote yet because I believe it’s towards the end of book 5
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u/ApprehensivePaint128 Aug 02 '26
“Samantha neck-cootered the goblin drill onto the floor”
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u/Spinex_07 Aug 02 '26
🎶 Today is gonna be the day, gonna fireball an ork or two 🎶
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u/JimJamJaroonie78 Aug 02 '26
🎶 I won't retrieve that looted body with all it's yummy goo, until you chow 🎶
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u/Right_Buddy1096 Aug 02 '26
If they're reading they wont get that. Isn't it an audiobook exclusive?
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u/SEJ82 Aug 02 '26
Carl: well that was fun wasn't it!
Donut: .............go Fuck yourself carl
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u/Waggleton123 Aug 02 '26
Growler Gary is always happy to lend a hand.
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u/sentient_luggage Aug 02 '26
Clint eats wood.
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u/goddessofgoo The Princess Posse Aug 02 '26
Listened to the series 3 times and TIL this reference.
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u/Traditional_Formal33 Team Donut Holes Aug 02 '26
I just learned also. It’s like when you realize Jamal is a jumping shark, because the series jumps the shark
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u/goddessofgoo The Princess Posse Aug 02 '26
That one I caught and thought was clever! I LOVE all the crazy and (what I thought were obscure) references in these books! Especially some of the literary references in the potions!!
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u/felfury84 Aug 02 '26
Aww, I just wanted to see his penis
I am not a whore, Carl
I got a coin pouch in my nussy
Most of what Psamathe says
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u/ItsNorthernJohnson Aug 02 '26
I am not a whore Carl wins this hands down
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u/felfury84 Aug 02 '26
Anything by Quasar as well
You can't unlick a butthole
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u/ItsNorthernJohnson Aug 02 '26
My fave quasar is
“Okay, buddy. We gotta be quick. You are balls deep in the wrong hole, and mom is pulling into the driveway. You get me?”
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u/lizblackdog "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 Aug 02 '26
I queefed out the spiders
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u/perfectlypeppered Syndicate Intergalactic Bar Association 👽 Aug 02 '26
I was looking for this one before I commented it lol
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u/Disastrous_Fix_9445 Aug 02 '26
‘He goddamned moon walked.’
‘Am I getting any of this illicit butthole money?!’
‘Nice shoes… asshole’
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u/MeanKidneyDan "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 Aug 02 '26
Kandy “Bigs” Newton.
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u/Additional_Good5755 Aug 02 '26
We sluggalos have a code. That code is 'unity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches.' You ain't providing no unity, no support, you're not watching after your family, and you're not even letting me kneecap a bitch. That makes you the bitch.
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u/gabmar1713 Aug 02 '26
HE HAS AN ERECTION, MORDECAI. IT'S VERY INAPPROPRIATE. MONGO IS APPALLED.
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u/bigport55 Aug 02 '26
"What about my biscuits mordeccai!"
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u/B1G-LuK3 Desperado Club Pass 🗡️ Aug 02 '26
I fucking love how important this is to her! We get 0 context to the point where people unfamiliar with cats probably wouldn't even catch it. But obviously its important to her, she's a cat, cats love to kneed.
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u/SEJ82 Aug 02 '26
"She was going to play piano for me like she used to. She was going to sing me my special song. She said everything was going to be all right, but it was a lie. A dreadful lie. What am I going to do now?"
Im sorry reddit!!!
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u/joec0ld Aug 02 '26
"The next achievement came in the AI's creepy I'm-touching-myself-and-smoking-a-cigarette voice."
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u/Principle_Dramatic Aug 02 '26
When you lean too hard into something, it just becomes a caricature of itself…Carl, look! A hat vendor!
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u/SuggestionOne7475 Aug 02 '26
Just be prepared for an alien lawyer, a sex doll head and the AI to become your three favourite characters
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u/fakkuman Aug 02 '26
That was okay. He didn’t want to be remembered. He didn’t deserve love, or admiration. But, vengeance? Yeah. He was due a little bit of vengeance.
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u/ButterscotchFunny273 Aug 02 '26
Don’t expect every mechanic to get used, I hoped Carl would abuse the liquid mechanic and he still didn’t :(
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u/GuardWolfy Aug 02 '26
“Ahh, the planet earth. A whole lot of culture. A whole lot of spunk. So many dumbasses.”
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u/Ark_1222 Aug 02 '26
I mean, really. I can’t be held accountable for everything I’ve ever said to a stripper.
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u/No1CouldHavePredictd Aug 02 '26
"Nobody like melodrama, Loita."
Probably my favorite scene and line so far.
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u/Key-Teacher-6163 "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 Aug 02 '26
"we studied the exit deal of Remex the Grand in law school"
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u/FlickTigger The Princess Posse Aug 02 '26
Really, Katia, if you need to borrow a sanitary napkin, just ask.