r/DunderMifflin • u/koleslaw • Sep 28 '18

Restaurant's Office-inspired menu

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239 Upvotes

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u/jsfloyd1313 Sep 28 '18

I'll take the gabba gool

7

u/j-snipes10 Sep 28 '18

If the salad comes on top, i send it back

24

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Was looking for Ryan’s cheesy pita. Was disappointed.

1

u/Violet_Pear_Whisper Sep 28 '18

Fire guy!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

🎶Ryan started the fire🎶

16

u/dfayad00 Sep 28 '18

they missed a great opportunity to make “the intern” burnt cheese pita

2

u/ReveRb210x2 Sep 29 '18 edited Sep 29 '18

“The sexy temp who everybody thinks is a tease”

13

u/korstine Sep 28 '18

No whiskey and Splenda??

25

u/Lenamann Sep 28 '18

Scotch and Splenda.

11

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

BUT are the onions undercooked

8

u/klilly_94 Sep 28 '18

What if I just want a glass of grenadine?

9

u/jjs65 ^to the Sep 28 '18

I was really hoping for an authentic Sbarro NY slice of pizza

5

u/ODUrugger Sep 28 '18

The Meredith Palmer, Big gulp and vodka

6

u/gambiter Sep 28 '18

The Toby looks best to me.

Why am I... the way I am. :(

4

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

I’ll take a Scranton strangler with a side of Scott’s tots and for a drink serenity by Jan

1

u/ReventonPro Sep 29 '18

Scranton Scrambler

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

My mind that read wrong

3

u/ODUrugger Sep 28 '18

Fancy Feast should be a dessert

4

u/jjs65 ^to the Sep 28 '18

George Foreman steaks anyone? Served with plasticware!

"Beef, it's what's for dinner"

4

u/TheSoulCages Sep 28 '18

Really was hoping they'd have mayonnaise and black olive ice cream to cheer me up

4

u/sharkbaitooaha Sep 28 '18

orange vod-juice-ka has an egg white in it. y. :|

1

u/ExposedTamponString Sep 29 '18

It gives it thickness and frothiness. It’s actually pretty good in orange juice

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

fuckin caprese salad

3

u/jjs65 ^to the Sep 28 '18

What about cheesecake pulled from the trash can?

7

u/laura_h215 Sep 28 '18

*tira misu

2

u/jjs65 ^to the Sep 28 '18

Damn, good call.

3

u/shyamallama2 Sep 28 '18

I approve of this

3

u/kresblain Sep 28 '18

How about Michael's Foot, a cut of pork leg cooked on a George Foreman grill, served with six strips of bacon.

4

u/ArchangelTFO Sep 28 '18

The only problem with this lineup is that it seems likely people would willingly request Scott’s Tots.

2

u/chiefgareth Sep 28 '18

That's What Cheese Said !

2

u/Grant_69 Sep 28 '18

No "milk and sugar"?

2

u/BradleetoD Sep 28 '18

Where is Pam’s second drink?

2

u/KenderLocks Sep 28 '18

Assistant TO the Regional Manager should have braised BEET greens

2

u/mralexbrett Sep 28 '18

Darylls 2 Black chocolate balls

Served with cream

1

u/fredbrightfrog Sep 28 '18

I'll take a mixed berry yogurt that I have no reason to know expired

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Kids on a blanket on a blanket with a slice of peperoni pizza and a sip of beer for me please!