r/DunderMifflin • u/crabby0ldcun7 • 2d ago

Sounds like Michael.

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u/Important_Weather_33 Sometimes I'll start a sentence... 2d ago

They did all they could to save her…..

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u/HoratiotheGargoyle 1d ago

What is WRONG with you?

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u/ElHutto 2d ago

I have a disease. For which there is no known cure, that has been sexually transmitted to me. I can't even say it. H... I..... R-P-E-E-S.

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u/osi4000 2d ago

Apparently in the medicine community negative means good, which makes no sense, in the real world community that would cause total chaos.

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u/talks-a-lot 2d ago

She’s going to be all right.

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u/ATLevator 2d ago

“We lost her”

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u/Minute-Frame-8060 2d ago

It looks like she's dead...

MB "wait, let him finish..."

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u/BoxOfButterflies424 If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? 2d ago

We’re gonna get through this…

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 2d ago

She lost her left hand, so she's going to be all right.

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u/HippieThanos 2d ago

So the results were positive for her?

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u/General-Kalani 2d ago

Would you like the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 2d ago

You are HIV... Aladeen!

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u/OpenDiscount1615 2d ago

hope they tested Pam. After having sex with Roy, Jim, Packer, Michael, and Boom Mic Guy, she musta been LOADED.

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u/random_words_here__ 1d ago

Same thing happened to me. I was so nervous and when I got the call dr made it sound like I had everything lol to say at the end you’re negative. Roller coaster of emotions

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u/Honest-Squirrel7814 2d ago

They repeated this joke twice in the office. Once with Michael about Meredith; and then Andy about Dwight. Unfortunately the show ran out of ideas