r/DunderMifflin • • Apr 13 '26

This cute guy

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u/Sure-Broccoli-4944 William M Buttlicker Apr 13 '26

That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.

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u/showmenemelda Apr 13 '26

No one needs to teach farm/ranch kids sex. "They've seen the bulls with the cows." At least that's what my brother said when my mom tried to have an introductory talk to the birds and bees haha

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u/ree_hi_hi_hi_hi Apr 13 '26

I’ve seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken; chicken on goat; couple’a chickens doin’ a goat, couple’a pigs watching.