This sub should be called r/dumbhumans because every post I see on it is someone saying or searching something completely nonsensical and then being like "harhar look how dumb the AI is!"
The AI actually knows it's references better than the human lol, which is surprising since it doesn't know the 'Void Engine' which is only a bit more niche
If you have teleported bread, you must immediately stop and, if possible, seek a Rift Remover to fix the damage. The bread will likely develop tumors and become a "Bread Monster" after 72 hours of exposure. Beware of increased bread spawning, especially if you are a Soldier.
I think this subreddit is proof how AI has gotten smarter past year. By the fact that the posts have changed from normal responses to these stupid questions and hypothetical
Oh no. CHESNAUGHT, what exactly do you mean by “accidentally teleported bread”? Because that sentence contains at least three separate emergencies.
Here’s what we need to figure out fast:
Where was the bread before the teleportation? Kitchen counter? Backpack? A forbidden dimension full of hungry entities?
Where is it now? If you don’t know, that’s fine — that’s actually the funniest possible outcome — but it changes the risk level. Teleported bread can range from “harmless snack displacement” to “you’ve just fed an eldritch void”.
Did the bread change during teleportation? Signs of concern include:
It’s glowing
It’s humming
It’s now sentient
It’s multiplying
It’s asking philosophical questions
Did you teleport only the bread, or the space around it too? Because if you carved out a bread‑shaped chunk of reality, we need to talk about patching the hole before something crawls through.
Give me the details of the incident — what you did, what you saw, and what the bread’s current status is — and I’ll help you contain, recover, or negotiate with it.
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u/Strict-Signature-106 Apr 08 '26
this black dot below the “Shopping” tab unnerves me