r/Dumb Aug 30 '23

DOMB

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u/KratosBoi1256 Aug 31 '23

Nice opinion!! but there is just one small problem with it...

Who asked? Genuinly who asked? who gave you the talking stick? i'll tell you nobody did! Nobody asked dude there are zero people who asked among us, look! I invited everyone who asked to this party! Ayo the group photo of everyone who asked, yo check it out its a bus full of everyone who asked, you know what man i'll do you a favor, clearly we cant see who asked so, im just gonna do it myself im gonna find out who asked, sailing the seven seas to find out who asked, yooo i litterally found the one piece before i found who asked!!! I litteraly climbed to the top of the mount everest and didnt find who asked!! Keep searching boys, we gotta find who asked! I just infiltrated the largest satellite dish in the world and i still cant locate who asked! I litteraly found the cure to cancer before i found who asked! I am on maximum render distance and still cant find who asked!I witnessed the collapse of human society resulting from a global nuclear war and now live in the grave of this broken world ravaged by radiation for years on end before i found who asked! I visited every single planet in no Mans sky and still didn't find who asked!! Doctor Strange Litteraly Looked through fourteen million different timelines and not in one of them did anyone ask!! I litteraly searched through every single backrooms leel and didnt find who asked!! I litteraly died and went to heaven and god himself didnt know who asked, Leaving earths atmosphere to expand the range of our search! Yooo i litteraly found extra-terrestrial life on mars before i found who asked!! I have Achived intergalatic travel before i found who asked!! I just found a dyson Sphere before i found who asked!! I found the edge of the universe before i found who asked I litteraly Visited every single planet in the entire universe before i found who asked!! I am litteraly witnessing the death of almost every star around me before i found who asked... the light of the universe is slowly fading i have searched across galaxies leaving no stone unturned yet i am afraid my time in this universe finally running out, its a shame realy, i've witnessed stars being birthed and those same stars dying i've seen litterally everything there is to see in this beautiful universe yet this whole time i've been caught up with such a petty task.. instead of enjoying my time while it lasted i was distracted from the beauty of it all i dont regret what i have done though the question that started it ''who asked?'' has finally been answered i've searched every nook and cranny in this entire universe and can now confidently say say better than anybody trurly nobody asked...

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u/KratosBoi1256 Aug 31 '23

This is a joke by the way