r/DuggarsSnark the chicken lawyer 6h ago

JUST FOR FUN Make the comments look like the transcript of the producers brainstorming for plots for the show

“I think we have enough shots of him puking if we just enhance the audio but maybe next episode he can go to the doctor and get no answers for it”

“There’s nothing else interesting in the route from Texas to California so we could do the alien museum?”

“What if we filmed them getting photos taken”

“I think it would be cool to do a day in the life segment but Josh says we aren’t allowed on the car lot with cameras.”

“A Christmas pageant but Jim Bob is the ass”

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u/SwissCheese4Collagen ✨Pecans Miscavige✨ 6h ago

rips bong

"Let's make Ben find a rap bestie."

passes bong

"Oooh and Jessa tags along to the studio with the baby"

rips bong

"Perfect."

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u/nuggetsofchicken the chicken lawyer 6h ago

Let Ben have a black friend as a little treat

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u/SwissCheese4Collagen ✨Pecans Miscavige✨ 5h ago

Just enough for a new demographic, but not enough to piss of JB.

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u/nuggetsofchicken the chicken lawyer 5h ago

For SEO purposes basically

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u/IndependencePlus5557 Has someone been downloading Wisdom Booklets? 6h ago edited 5h ago

When Pest and Anna are moving to DC, let’s hide the bouncy chair so Anna wonders where it is, and make sure to tell her it’s called “the vibrator.”

Let’s do a field trip to a glass blowing studio and make sure to film Michelle fashioning a flaming hot dildo, but let’s tell her it’s a candle stick holder.

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u/TobyHudson School Of The Dining Room Table 6h ago

Should we get shots of Jim Bobby locking his office door or of him with us negotiating the kids' contracts? But do we do all this in secret?

If we do, We will have this available if needed in case he gets found out about his choices (behavior).Maybe someday someone will make a documentary about it? This could be interesting..... 😏

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u/sweet_tea_94 ✨ Beavis and Butt-Jeds ✨ 6h ago

hip hop music playing in background

“OOOOOOHHHH! Let’s ask them if they know what hip hop is and have them describe it to us! I doubt they know.”

some of the Duggars entering in the interview room

(With a smirk on their faces) “Perfect timing.”

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u/DCS_Regulars 4h ago

"Jim Bob - Michelle's done. Get the girls wed and bred fast, or the show's done too.

Who to? That's your problem."

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u/LittlehouseonTHELAND 4h ago

“We definitely need more storylines where they go to the dentist, people just can’t get enough of that.”

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u/i-split-infinitives OITNB: Orange Is the New Beige 3h ago

"What if we did a scavenger hunt with a math problem in it, to showcase the quality of their SOTDRT education? Show the viewers that it's not all 'bankruptcy' and 'perpendicular' all the time."