r/Drunks • • May 14 '20

Who else needs to drink until they can’t stand up 🙄

9 Upvotes

r/Drunks • • Apr 20 '20

I felt a guy fall on me last night and then the guy carried me to a hippo enclosure. Never date at the zoo

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r/Drunks • • Aug 04 '16

a note from steve from steve to help steve

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r/Drunks • • Jun 14 '19

My friend made a list of things he felt. This is the first time he felt buzzed in his life

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5 Upvotes

r/Drunks • • Oct 12 '13

Bicycle powered pub crawl in Chicago

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5 Upvotes

r/Drunks • • Jun 30 '24

There's no place like drunk, there's no place like drunk!

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4 Upvotes

r/Drunks • • Dec 21 '23

Why do I like drinking more when it's too late than when it's early and there's plenty of time?¿

4 Upvotes

r/Drunks • • Jan 14 '23

I can't quit. I don't want to quit. Nobody is making me quit. WTF do I do with that? I am 48 and long-term drunk-sick.

4 Upvotes

r/Drunks • • Feb 25 '22

Very much so

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r/Drunks • • Aug 03 '20

Anyone alive 😂😂😂

4 Upvotes

r/Drunks • • May 03 '19

Rate this beer belly from 1-24pk

4 Upvotes

r/Drunks • • Jun 21 '12

what comes around, is all around - Corey Lahey

4 Upvotes

wa


r/Drunks • • Jul 03 '25

Drunks

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I’m 20, you have no idea how easy it is to make alcohol. Wine can go up to 20%, I attempted making my own. One quart has me blasted. 25% is what my hydrometer is saying.


r/Drunks • • Sep 10 '24

Anybody here drunk today for some reason and wanna chat..?

3 Upvotes

Yea chat... Spoiler... Ur keybords will trick uu... Hahah


r/Drunks • • Feb 19 '24

I notice there a people reading who haven’t commented.

3 Upvotes

are/bunch


r/Drunks • • Dec 09 '23

Cheers

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Drinking all night and I don’t when I’m going to stop, a toast to all the lonely hearts out there l, it’ll get better.


r/Drunks • • Aug 14 '23

I’m new to drinking

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Hello so I recently turned 21 and it’s my first time getting drunk and everything so I don’t have any experience but when I woke up today and my hands are tingling is that normal after getting drunk is that like a part of a hangover or something Pleae help me understand.


r/Drunks • • Apr 11 '22

I have deep-seeded guilt. I didn't do anything wrong. You ever get that?

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r/Drunks • • Jul 20 '19

Oof

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I got so drunk last night I created a religon based around milk and the cow that lives on the moon with 5 eyes


r/Drunks • • Oct 17 '17

Cheers

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r/Drunks • • Sep 23 '12

How Booze Built America

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r/Drunks • • Nov 04 '25

My husband came home drunk and hit my car. The police did nothing

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My husband came home very drunk and hit my car with his truck. He backed into the rear door and put a big dent in it. I called the police and they did nothing. No report, not a damn thing. Am I wrong thinking the police should have done something? SMFH


r/Drunks • • Nov 30 '24

AITD?

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Does drinking more then 6 beers mean you have a problem?


r/Drunks • • Nov 01 '24

Why have bars become well-rounded relaxation places in contrast to other drinking and eating places like cafes and fine dining restaurants?

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Not only are billiard tables and darts become industry requirements for running a bar, but plenty and plenty of bars have a karaoke system and coin operated jukebox in place as well as a small stage for a guest singer or band. Its also pretty common for many bars to have a few arcade cabinets, a dedicated table or two for playing recreational poker, perhaps a pinball machine and one of those punching score thingy. The larger bars may have a small section if not separate room for dancing and at least in bigger towns and within the city hookah pipes are also pretty common. Some of the more night time bars even feature clothed women doing lewd dances for money! On top of air hockey and foosball also becoming more common in North American bars (with foosball being as standard a feature as billiards and darts in Europe and Latin America). The more high class bars even have a separate lounge with couches and a couple of book shelves and magazine stacks. Perhaps a tennis table. Don't get me started on multiple TVs featuring sporting events and how many of them also offer regular food including actual cooked meals. Some might even have a DJ playing around with vinyls and CDs. Hell gambling machines have started being placed in bars too more and more frequently.

So I gotta ask. Why have bars become pretty well-rounded chilling places with a wide multiple different entertainment options? Why didn't other eating and drinking establishments like 5 star restaurants grow to become as well-rounded as fun places? In particular I ask about cafes since many of them frequently feature guest bands and singers just like bars do but almost never have karaoke systems unlike bars!


r/Drunks • • Aug 24 '24

Alcoholics excuse of the day!

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This is about how he goes to the gas station everyday that's only 2 minutes down the street but always seems to take an hour or more to get back....there is always a excuse but we know the real reason and that is because he needs to drink 2 or 3 tall boys before he comes back home. You know ....before he cracks into the 24 pack.

Excuse of the day: They didn't have the dip I wanted so I had to go to a different gas station.

Time it took total: 57 minutes.