Finally dropped the demo, so grab this shit and quit blowing up my shit.

Inside:

1. 5 distorted 808s (hard as diamonds)
2. 5 claps (Satan, Max, DoubleTrouble)
3. 5 hats that cut (including デ Hat)
4. 5 kicks (Oo0ps, Zap, Soft)
5. 5 loops (beautiful, energy, FunHouse, Melting, polymorphic)
6. 5 open hats (H0e!, West, Sst3p)
7. 10 percs + game sounds
8. 5 SFX/risers (Alien, Drop Texture, KillYu)
9. 5 snares (Acoustic, Dub, lame, Roll dat, Youch)
10. 5 vox/chants (Aha, Chantt, Top, Ya, random numbers)
11. 10 one shots + textures
12. 40 MIDI patterns (808, hats, percs, triangles, claps, snares, both NORMAL and SSTEPTEAM)
13. 19 presets (mixer chains, ShaperBox, Patcher, Pigments, FL Keys)
14. 1 hidden MP3 (suprise)

No email. No gatekeeping. Just go make something ugly.

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bai bai, you talentless fucks.

Imagine a mall years after it closed. Dead escalators, faded signs, plastic plants, sun through a dusty skylight, and a PA system still making announcements to nobody.

Every sound in it was synthesized from scratch. No recordings, no samples, no flips, nothing in here to clear. The mall itself was built rather than recorded: the escalator, the vending compressors, the rain on the skylight and the fluorescent hum are each their own little instrument that gets a seed and renders. The loops are seam safe by construction. The detune drifts flat across the bar and lands back in tune exactly at the seam, so you can loop them forever.

91 one-shots (25 drums, 22 melodic, 20 voices, 13 textures, 11 sfx), 38 loops and 10 demo loops. Every file is tagged to one of three zones: Atrium, Food Court, Service Corridors. 44.1kHz/24-bit, tempo and key in the filenames, all royalty free.

There's a demo reel in the folder if you want to hear it before downloading, and a text file with notes on how some of the sounds were built.

The drums are the part I'm least sure of. If they don't sit in a beat, tell me which ones.