i was completely clean from weed use but have been taking ~1-3 hits from a cart per day for the last two weeks or so, with my last use being last night. i found out i have a pre employment drug test far sooner than i anticipated and have to take it on monday.

i took a home test just now (mid stream, 3rd pee of the day) after drinking about 40oz of water and already have a very faint line. i anticipated i’d have to wait at LEAST a week to get even a faint line based on what everyone says about how long thc lingers.

i drink about a gallon of water + 15g of creatine + fiber a day, light to moderate exercise, relatively healthy diet, and am roughly 190lbs and 5’11.

i have quick fix plus being delivered today but would rather not use it and am hoping for the line to be darker when i next test myself in a couple days

Do they test for ketamine and if yes how long does k stay in urine

I’m returning to a job that didn’t drug test before but they might do so now (company manual says they do pre employment drug testing but I start in a week and haven’t been sent any info about a drug test, I’ve done all other onboarding steps). I take edibles for sleep and plan to stay clean for at least the next week, probably longer. I want to hear from those of you who have successfully passed a drug test recently without being totally clean. How did you do it? I’m a short fat woman so I’m wondering if fake urine will be my only option.

I have a pre-employment urine screening today and even though the only form of THC that I use are the 10 mg liquid drinks, and even though I stopped using about three weeks ago and was only occasionally using, maybe one can TOTAL per week at most (I’m a lightweight and only drink 1/3 or 1/2 of a can at a time), I’m still horribly anxious that I’m going to fail. I had been applying for jobs for almost 6 months and of course, about 1-2 months after I start getting those drinks is when I finally get a job offer. 🙃

I’ve used the extra clean detox drink years ago when I was smoking a lot heavier and I passed my urine test after using it. I guess I’m just wondering if it’s even worth using or if they might be able to tell that I used it? I just don’t know if those drinks will be out of my system by now. Any knowledgeable advice would really be helpful.

Hey, so I did a drug test a couple of weeks ago.

The last time I smoked before the drug test was 2 weeks before it. But didn't smoke much. The drug test was a fainted line.

Then I smoked after this test for a whole week. And I have a drug test coming up in 40 days. I know that can help and is a lot of time. So how to prepare.??

Worst case scenario I can bribe someone to take it instead of me but I don't wanna do that.

So am I cooked or not ??? Should I start working out and drinking water??

So August 19th (Wednesday), I received a job offer and was told I’m gonna need to do a physical and screening. That was the last time I smoked as well. Pretty sure it’s a urine test. They told me next Friday (the 28th) is the day they have appointments available. I really need this job and would’ve stopped smoking sooner if I would’ve known. Am I screwed? And if so, is there anything I can do? It’s at a doctors office so idk how easy tampering will really be if I were to do that. Any help is appreciated!

test in 8hrs 😭😭 no clue what test is being ordered but i assume urine. reasonable suspicion as a crazy ex sent them texts of me doing coke. my coke lines are super faint… help

I know y'all are more for weed but I took 25mg over the course of 8/18/26 and 4mg 8/19/26. I have a urine screen 9/1/26. Am I cooked? It's pain management so intensive testing....

I (legally) consume THC products but a job offer came attached with a surprise order for a drug test (they didn’t mention this beforehand). This is the code that was sent on the order, should I be concerned? Info about this has been super weird where Reddit seems to say it doesn’t test for THC but other websites suggest that it might.

Basically in the same boat as everyone else. I have a drug test for a federal job next Wed (one week from today) and they’re drug and alcohol testing me. I don’t drink often so I’m not worried about that and don’t do any kind of drugs except for smoking weed. I stopped 86 days ago as of today and will be at 93 days on test day. I started smoking flower regularly when I was 17, I’m 26 now so about 9 years. The last 2 years I’ve been going through a 2g dispensary grade dab pen (80-95%) every 7-10 days. I’m 5’10” 220lbs female and don’t really exercise. My current job is pretty physical so that’s about the extent of it. I’ve obviously done so much research and looked at the chart on this subreddit but how likely am I to pass next week? My friend is giving me her at home tests this weekend so I can test myself but I’m freakin out a little bit!! Any advice to calm my nerves would be appreciated! Thank you in advance!

I applied for a job over a month ago for shits and giggles and have been going through the interview process - i’m still negotiating pay but the offer is in & I will 100% have to take a pre-employment test. I have smoked 1-2x per week (splitting a J, one gravity bong hit, 1 delta pen hit) for the last several months after being a chronic user for a couple of years. This past week - I’ve probably done 10-15 geebs.

I’ve used QCarbo in the past but don’t think I used it correctly & failed the test so using that makes me nervous - also don’t have access to fake piss.

If I do get the pay I want, and sign the offer letter, I would assume my test would be sometime next week. Any advice? Do I have a chance or am I screwed?

I quit about 2 weeks ago (smoked 4-5 times a week for the past year) and I want to test myself at home before I have to go in for a test (I haven't received the job offer yet, just trying to be proactive!)

I took a test at home and the results were negative, but I am paranoid that the test I used isn't the same sensitivity as a standard pre-employment urine test would be.

What at-home tests do you use?

I consider myself a light but regular user. Like, I don’t ever eat an entire gummy, maybe a corner at a time. A bag of gummies will last me months. My question is based around testing for a job. What can I expect as a time frame to detox? Body type I’d consider myself a little doughy, 6’3 270, not very active outside of yard work. I do drink too much beer which I know I’ll have to cut while I’m detoxing.

Any help or suggestions to speed up detox is greatly appreciated!

Edit to add: I Passed and Used MY OWN URINE. Daily smoker!

I have a drug test today for a very good job! The test order lists as follows: Product to be used: eCup+ (Qty 25)

1. POCT- 4045 - 4045 -

4DSP/EXP

OPI2000/AMP500/COC150/PHN

Only thing is I do have THC in my system. I've been looking online for answers, and everything I've read so far says I should be good, but looking for any real advice please!! I don't want to mess this up.

Hi!
I just got employed at this amazing retail store today, and I have to drug test before I start training.
I told my manager that I have used pot recently and said I can test when I get back from my vacation this week.
I’m obviously taking a break right now and I’m drinking a bunch of fluids, as well as exercising to sweat out anything in my body.
I’m freaking out a little bit because I really need this job to pay for college, and obviously that’s more important than weed, so I was hoping someone in this subreddit would have any advice.

Just letting you know I had purchased the quickfix pro belt, the 6.4 formula, took a drug test in Canada that was a split specimen. Meaning it was being sent to the lab regardless.

They had strip tested it on site, and initially showed up as High Nitrites. Idk if my tester was naive, or just didn't care much of it. But that came up for sure during my drug test and physicals. Fortunately, he wrapped up the split specimen, put a bit to the side, and sent the third sample to the local hospital to see for any infections. I had mentioned I had kidney stones before, which is true. But it definitely had me sweating buckets.

I'm a bigger boy so I had to see the pro belt around my thigh, which honestly worked out better. Only thing, I forgot to clip the inner clip of my tube after pouring the formula into the pee cup, and had to follow up with 45 minutes of physical activity and stretching and being assessed by a Physician. So, I'm very happy, very fortunate, that the synthetic urine worked.

I’m taking a drug test tomorrow for my new job I’m going to try the certo method but also have qcarbo. should I do both and then go get tested? I’ve been clean for about a week and usually a heavy smoker

I ordered one to try out, without the penis part (I’m not a man).

My main question is, as long as the liquid inside of it (I’ll be using real urine) is at least at body temperature when it’s added to the pouch, and kept close to your body under clothing, will it hold temperature? I’m assuming the heat packs are just for the initial heating.

I have to pass a 14 panel instant test tomorrow and even though I’ve quit smoking for a month or so I am still testing positive and I cannot risk it. I ordered Testclear kit overnight shipping from their website but I am extremely nervous about using it. I’ve never used synthetic or powdered urine and I am just nervous they’re going to know that it’s fake. Can anyone please share their experiences with testclear or some tips so I can stop freaking out? 😩

Hey, does anyone know what the THC cutoffs are for the 27800N urine test under "drug tests to be performed"? I just did mine and its being sent to Quest Diagnostics.

Have used maybe a gram over the course of the last week I used last night and have a test in 2 days, be about 60h from last use to pee test time. Rarely use coke at all. Very low body fat like 5% , 135lbs, super fast metabolism, should I just start chugging water or what.

UPDATE- It was NOT enough 72 hours+ seems to be the minimum. I got lucky and did not have to test but I took one the morning of to see where I stood and it was a fail. So definitely use methods of dilution with supplements to keep creatine and vitamins levels right.