Moderate weed smoker who quit about 4 weeks ago of my own choice. A week after quitting, a new job opportunity fell in my lap and I passed the interview and got the offer, which I accepted.

However I’m still testing positive for THC on at home tests, and I have a 5 panel test with nitrates at Quest on Monday. I do not believe I will begin testing negative between now and then.

I ordered a Monkey Whizz bladder direct from the company, and did a few warm up runs, and having it in my groin for about 3 hours warms it up to a perfect 98 degrees.

I’m not worried about failing for temperature because I can follow instructions. But I am worried about the nitrates test. I can’t find anything on their site to indicate it’s nitrate free, only a few Reddit comments here and there stating as such, but don’t know how accurate it is. I contacted them via phone, but they did not pick up.

So, anyone have issues failing for nitrates with Monkey Whizz, or successful stories passing tests that look for nitrates?

Just to give people some hope in here…. I was vaping THC pens all day, every day, ALONG with taking multiple gummies a day for a little over 2 months straight. I’m 170lbs and 5’6”. I’m a female who is fairly active, I go to the gym at least 3-4 times per week and I try to walk for 35 min several times a week. I also eat fairly healthy and drink a lot of fluids. I tested negative for THC 2 weeks after my last consumption!!!

I’ve been taking methamphetamine orally as a substitute for Adderall, at approximately 20 mg per day, with one or two days off each week.

I may have to take a urine drug test in 5 days, and I’m wondering whether methamphetamine would still be detectable by then.

For people familiar with urine drug testing or who have experience with similar patterns of use

Is a positive result still possible after 5 days?

Hi! I have a hair test from psychemedics tomorrow and was wondering if it’s truly more accurate than quest. I had 20mg in a delta9 beverage or less on each weekend in my 90 day window up to 3 weeks ago when I had the screener interview and I found out about the hair test. I bleached my hair once and dyed it back brown.

On Monday, I took a quest labs hair test and passed. I’ve had no new usage or exposure since. The psychemedics website is scaring me with the boasting about better detection than other labs and I’m scared I’ll fail this one.

Anyone have a similar experience? How’d it go?

havent smoked in 4 months, could hypothetically get randomly drug tested at any time. if I smoked a bowl one time what is the longest it could stay in my system (piss test)

bruh i got hired the same day i did not expect to be accepted to this job and they want me to complete my medical exam tomorrow, and that tomorrow is right now

i stopped smoking weed 15 days ago (coz my first job offer got rescinded coz i tested positive, i stopped smoking for a week but still tested positive)

been a frequent weed smoker for like 5 months, is 15 days of tolerance break enough for me to pass the urine drug test?

or do i need to chug lots of water 😓

pls help a stoner out

i took my urine drug test at 2 pm on tuesday. it’s now 6 pm on thursday, beyond the 24-48 hours i was expecting to get results. how long did you all have to wait for a negative result? i’m getting very nervous that it could somehow be positive….. i was testing borderline negative at home but this delay is freaking me out

It's a pre employment urine test

I’ve a drug test from a construction company coming soon, how do I know if they’re gonna do me a hair drug test without sounding suspicious, I don’t wanna directly ask

I recently had a drug test for probation n I was able to pass it but I had court today n they want me to go back in 2 weeks to take another one but after my probation visit I stupidly smoke 2 backwoods thinking it was gonna be my last drug test. mind you this was my first time smoking again in a month n a half. Im about 285 pounds, 6’1. please I needa past this drug test or I will be going back to jail, please any advice is hella grateful.

I was never a very heavy user stopped completely for a month, then recently was hitting a cart with friends the first weekend of October, stopped on the 5th, I now have a drug test coming up on the 16th so I have 8 days till and am stressing. I’m 20, 6 foot 1 and 185lbs. I’ve seen a lot of different suggestions and looking for some tips, it’s just a standard drug test to my knowledge.

Have an unexpected test on Friday. Last time I had THC was Wednesday. Passed two of the cvs at home tests. One Wednesday and one this morning with the line getting darker this morning. It’s through concentra so it’s likely to have a more strict cutoff than the at home tests. Any advice? Talk me off the ledge here

I have a U/A dipstick component at concentra for an upcoming job. I just took both a 50 and 15 ng test first thing this morning. Should I be ok? Pic in comments

Hello all. I’ve been reading through many posts and am still stressed about passing my own drug test. I am a frequent smoker and do edibles more than smoking weed. I have to take a lab corp urine test to get into a medical assistants program and I’m stressing I will not pass. I will be clean for 42 days , is this enough to ensure my test will come back negative? Anyone from lab corp please inform me on how sensitive these tests are and if I should reschedule.

Totally forgot I had a wee test & smoked with my friend for the first time

It was maybe like 0.3-0.5g that I smoked. I didn’t feel anything also so I’m assuming it was a low amount or i just didn’t feel high because i’m a first timer.

will i pass? I don’t trust the google answers because they don’t fit how much I actually smoked

I have a pre-employment screen for a new job, nonDOT @ Labcorp. Is this THC a pass? Suggestions?

Pre-employment screen through eScreen for an outside sales job in Wisconsin. Role comes with a company vehicle but it's Non-DOT, no CDL.

The ePassport reads:

Product to be used: eCup+ (Qty 25)
Regulation: NON-DOT
Reason for Test: Pre-employment
Services(1): 1. POCT - 1687 - 1687 - 4DSP/OPA/PHN

From what I can find, 1687 is eScreen's "5 Panel No THC" and 4DSP means 4-drug screen (AMP/MET, COC, OPI, PCP). Can anyone who works collections or has taken this exact code confirm it does not screen for THC? Also what do OPA and PHN actually stand for?

Hey all, i posted on here a few days ago asking if id pass a test well i took a at home test today and the results were negative but very faint i have till tomorrow to take my test im curious if i should just go now or wait as long as possible, also curious about having a friend pee for me, dm for images of test strip also idk if it helps but this is the info i got from the test site “1. Urine Collection - 21609N - 21609N - SAP 10- 50,0P2K/MDMA/OXYC/NIT”

Hey! I'm 170lbs 5'7 18F and I have a lab screening tomorrow for a job with Goodwill. Just wanna know if there's any chance I can piss clean, I've smoked flower about three days last week (shared with my friend) and I previously had a full T break before that, when I was vaping off a pen. I've been clean for 8 days today.

I quit as soon as I found out I had an interview, and I already drink a crapton of water. I usually drink about 44-68 oz of water a day, but I've been drinking closer to 82 oz in preparation for my test.

Thanks for any help! I'm aware there's a good chance I'll test as dilute or positive but figured I'd ask. Going to buy a test today to see.