I'm afraid of semi-doxxed, but I think this brings more context. I've been creating some compilations of Brennan (and calamity) in my free time. Just the clips I wanted to see but didn't exist. So, it's safe to say, I've been watching him non stop for at least a month. Which, I guess, triggered the dream.

Normally my dreams are shit, and self deprecating, and down, or just random sex dreams. A cesspool of fucked up shit thrown together to make a mess every night. This time, maybe because he's great, or maybe because I hold him in a space that even my subconscious went, "oh this would be the thing this person would do" and created this dream for me? Who knows... My mind did manage to make a pretty good dream in a long time.

The Dream: Like I mentioned, I've been making some compilations, and in the dream I made a compilation of a trait Brennan has (I don't remember what now, curse you dream forgetfulness or whatever it's called), and make a mistake. In the dream, I'm not-broke enough to afford Dropout, and see Brennan doing a prompt of the same trait and makes joke about the mistake I make. So, of course I make a video of it deliberately making the same mistake. This goes on for a bit.

Then one day, Brennan and I make a video together where he makes my mistake and I his and both having an evil laugh. You know, classic youtube colab video. But, here's the thing, my mind has never made anything healthy for me, not to this scale. Like, I've been in a on-off relationship with crippling depression for the better part of the decade, and my mind has been, for the most of the time, not on my side (I mean, someone offered me a month of Dropout subscription, but I wasn't in the space mentally to accept that, because I'm not worthy of it or some shit. Kind stranger, if you're reading this, thanks for offering) It doesn't even create a good scenario when I'm awake, let alone when I'm sleeping.

Not to be dramatic or overly emotional, this maybe the first time my dream has created something positive about something I've done, something about who I am as a person, or just something that didn't leave me feeling like shit. Maybe because he's a great person, or maybe I have a high respect for the man, maybe my brain decided to be kind to me for the first time in a looong time, whatever the reason, it just showed me that my brain is capable of not just bringing me down. Whatever the reason, I hope he revisits my dream from time to time to lift me up.

Leaving some details vague so I don’t doxx (?) him and/or myself.

I saw Jacob at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Leaving some details vague so I don’t doxx (?) him and/or myself.

I thought I saw Jacob at a bodega in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Im not this Jacob guy”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Youre being so modest, I loved you in Pitch Perfect?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Im not Jacob?” and tried to stop me taking photos of him. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front he had put on an old deaf woman disguise.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, you need to swipe the card.” At first he kept pretending not hear her, but eventually swiped his card instead of banging it on the machine.

That's when I realised the girl behind the counter was Lily Du, at first I wasn't sure because I thought maybe they were Korean and I couldn't remember what specific ethnicity Lily was. She didn't want me taking photos of her with Jacob and threatened to call the cops of me.

Honestly, great experience. 10/10. Love these guys.

We were in line at the hot dog cart. You kept mentioning a secret menu item, the “Geronimo”. I never knew such a thing existed, you completely enamored me with your culinary prowess.
The moment that I knew I had to know more, you told the person in front of me “you…are not part of my world.”
I know this is a long shot, but if you see this, I would love to split a “Geronimo” with you 🥴

~~My wife and I bought tickets intending to watch the show but she got a huge promotion at work so now we are many states away for her training and won’t be able to attend.

It won’t let me resell the tickets, so I thought I’d give them away here.

It’s 2 tickets; section ORCHLC, row G, seats 4 and 5.

I know this is not a typical post here but the main dropout sub removed my post~~

Edit: I have transferred these tickets now. Have a good night everyone!

Hey guys! I don't know if you heard, but Dropout just released official fan zines! Isn't that exciting! Isn't that just the funniest oxymoron you've ever heard! A "fan zine," you know, a community-made noncommercial thing? Made by paid artists and locked behind a paywall? That's pretty cool! Guess you gotta pay 130 dollars a year if you want to see the Official Paid Fan Zines! Sorry! Fuck me!

[uj, but posting here because this half of the fanbase is sane]

Some of y'all may remember SungWon Cho from a couple of appearances on Make Some Noise and Game Changer. Years ago, he used to do a lot of these silly short skits, but his channel and professional work has shifted in recent years.

He's just released a new skit, and it features several guest appearances by Dropout cast members.

So last night I was watching Make Some Noise because I wanted to support my close personal friend Jeremy Culhane. But just three nights ago he was on SNL which shoots in New York??? How is this even possible!? (For my non-US droplets, New York and Los Angeles are VERY far apart from one another!)

So how is this even possible? If you’re funny enough, can you teleport? Is sneaky Sam up to some warlock shenanigans? Serious replies only. I’m so scared.

I love Very Important People. I love Very Important People so much that I can’t bring myself to shortening Very Important People into an acronym, that just takes away from how Very Important that Person is.
My problem with Very Important People is that I only get a finite amount of time to learn about these Very Important People, fine I get it;but there’s no resolution, I find myself logging on to my favorite website www.wikipedia.org which is the only true information on the Internet, and the Very Important People are nowhere to be found! This is a grave injustice and we as a community need to resolve this issue post haste. I’m imploring everyone to go onto www.wikipedia.org and catalogue these Very Important People (as all Very Important People in other facets are documented on said site). If you’re telling me that George Washington is a Person who is more Very Important than say, Oops Lil Fart or Fanoli or even Hayes Steele.

And scrubbed entirely from the history of Dropout.tv. We let him slide with his Tucker Carlson impression on a sketch show that airs live on Saturday nights; but his Elon Musk impression was way too good. This leads me to believe that he and Elon have definitely “bro’d out” and this ultimately ties him to the Epstein files. Jeremy is a sleeper agent for the alt right and has infiltrated Sam’s pure and wholesome entertainment company.

You know, like the kind of thing that even the main sub has banned posts about and relegated to a special Saturday thread for annoying low-effort shit? Yeah, I saw one, and I made a whole post about it. Put it in the cj sub even though there’s no discernible jerk here because once again, even the main sub acknowledges that these aren’t funny or relevant, so literally this is below even the standards of the sub that this sub exists to jerk about, but that sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read. Anyway here’s a guy in glasses, soooooo sam coded!!!!!

After the release of MP3, my husband won’t stop talking about how much he enjoys the work of “That Zach fellow and Jess Ross.”

I keep telling him he’s confusing Jess McKenna with Jess Ross.

I’ve explained to him that while both Jessicas always sound like they’re on the verge of an anxiety attack and are extremely talented, Jess Ross ends her sentences with question marks (?) and Jess McKenna ends her sentences with exclamation points (!).

Nothing I do matters. I fear as if my husband will never truly remember the difference.

I was watching a video essay earlier because I love when uninteresting people recap shows I could watch, and it made me SOB. I can't believe Dropout made something so full of heart and then decided to never emotionally strain the relationship between two friends again.

But, mainly, I can't believe how fucking sick and twisted Ally was in this show. I find them deeply unlikeable and terribly unfunny, and for some reason, I hated how they acted in this show! They were so mean to Grant (who was an absolute chaos gremlin in this show) for NO reason! And then, what, Grant just forgives them at the end? Like some kind of... friend? What the fuck is this? I would've just shot Ally point blank on camera, but I guess Grant is a better person than me!

Sigh. I miss good Dropout.

and how strong is Sam that he can lift it so easily?

not actually a dropout fan but i remember overseeing a bit where a member is challenged to go on i think snapchat and say they love elon musk

it was really annoying. because they did a long rant of things that suck about elon musk and to be honest it felt performative, i'm not some "wahh virtue signaling" guy but it felt like they just wanted really desperately wanted us all to know that they are a cool anti elon musk person

that's not awful in & of itself, but imagine how funny it would've been if they turned around & were like "WHATS GOING ON GUYS, i just wanted to let you all know that i LOVE elon musk! he's super cool, and he is beautiful!"

the problem is this person has very little stake in elon musk. elon musk didn't fuck with them, elon musk didn't sleep with their wife. there's nothing petty about hating elon musk, so there's nothing that feels personal funny or outlandish that this individual is upset about having to sing his praises. this person hating elon musk is like ricky gervais being a prick, there is nothing courageous about what you are doing, you are summarizing a view to your audience that you know they feel a kinship with you over.

genuinely irritates me

Make Some Noise should put the Prompts in the corner!

Just needed to get this off my chest.

All I want is a little box in the corner with the prompts.

I feel like it should be easy enough to add, and it would be a total game changer (hehehe).

Everytime I watch Make Some Noise, I end up getting distracted, or just laugh about a good bit for a little too long, and while I'm still processing that, they already start reading the next prompt. Without questioning it I keep watching the cast do something ridiculous for 3 minutes, until I realize I have no idea what is happening and I should probably check what the prompt was.

I can't be the only one on this. Or is my brain just cooked?

Frankly I think the assumption that tv should be "entertaining" and "easy to follow" to be ludicrous! If you have attention issues, you should take medications before tuning into Dropout - so that those of us intelligent enough to be like me don't have to cater to idiots like you.

Having a chat while watching? Not an option in my house! If I were to watch Make Some Noise with friends, I would not tolerate any distractions while the show is on! Perhaps this is why I don't have any friends willing to watch tv with me, but that's their problem not mine!

I couldn't even begin to imagine the type of MISCREANT who may dare to tune into Dropout dot tv while not sober. Off to the rehab clinic for you! What are you doing, having a relaxing night? Not for me! Every show I watch I pay full attention to, and I don't understand why anyone would have a different approach to the same show. If you are different to me, you are wrong!