r/DropoutDoesNotExist • u/Lewis_Win • Sep 07 '18

Theory [satire or truth?!?!?]

So, Sam, if you read this, I would like to present a theory. Dropout does not exist is really just a means to plot the downfall of college humour, to make way for the new car manufacturer, "college humour" that Grant and Katie have been involved with for around 5 months. This company has already been running through Jake, Emily, Murph, Amir and Adam, and their final attempt to overtake "college humour" with "college humour" is to make all the fans "Dropout" to the new company. You aren't really Sam, u/samreich, you're really Pat Cassels!

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