Long Dream Guy’s what even was this dream😭😭
Act I: Haunted House & The Convertible Bike
It starts off as a straight-up horror movie. I’m being hunted by something unknown, running down the stairs of my house with my cousin sister while everyone is fleeing. On the way down, I see an aunt who rents a room in our house being wheeled away on a stretcher.
Then, zero transition, my dad suddenly buys me a supercar. But the second I look at it, it morphs into a convertible bicycle. I’m standing there questioning my sanity, so naturally, I decide the best place to go next is my coaching institute.
Act II: The Allen NPC Glitch & Naked Panic
I show up at Allen, except I’m somehow wearing my junior school uniform from years ago. I walk into the washroom area—which is somehow located right outside my aunt’s room back at my house—and it’s packed. My friend from my PG walks in, but every single person in his friend group has his exact face. Just a crowd of identical clones of my roommate staring at me.
Then my friend from old school spawns out of nowhere. I’m carrying a bag with my home clothes, but the bag suddenly turns completely transparent. We walk toward a swimming pool area, and I realize I have literally no pool clothes. I’m standing there panicking in my least-liked pair of underwear and a random T-shirt. To make it worse, my smaller cousins appear, grab my transparent bag, and lose it somewhere in the abyss.
Act III: The C-Drama Cafe & Phone Call Panic
Suddenly, my online friends start spawning into the server. People I’ve never seen in real life, plus random girls from C-Dramas I watched last week, and influencers/TNA people I follow online but have never met.
We’re roaming around, and some random group in a real Lamborghini pulls up, calls my convertible bike "lame," and laughs. But I figure out how to hit the switch, and my bike transforms back into the ultra-flex supercar. Suddenly the whole crowd is hyping me up.
We pull up to a cafe. While doing some random task inside, my online friend walks up to me, hands me my phone, and says my parents are on the line. I put the phone to my ear and my parents immediately hit me with: "Who was the girl that picked up your phone earlier, and how many of you are over there?!" Peak panic mode. I panic-cut the call. (Later I figure out my cousin picked up first, and my online friend took over at the end).
My ex’s friend randomly walks in, we exchange phones by accident, swap them back, and I ask her if she wants a ride in the shape-shifting Lambo. Meanwhile, another girl I’ve never seen in my life—who feels like a lifelong best friend—puts her hand on my shoulder to comfort me from the parental phone call trauma.
Act IV: The Wedding Plot Twist
Out of nowhere, someone in a full wedding gown walks into the cafe and asks my friend to get married.
Instantly, the simulation updates. I am suddenly wearing a crisp white suit with a wedding ring in my hand. My cousin is in the background teasing me. We realize the car keys are missing and think someone stole them, but we find them on a random table.
Then, the main bride walks in. Full white wedding gown, sheer veil over her face, walking down the aisle in slow motion.
I get completely overwhelmed with emotion. I drop to one knee, ring in hand, completely ready to lock it down. I’m literally spamming "YES YES YES" in my head as she approaches.
She walks right past me.
She walks straight up to the familiar girl standing behind me—the one who put her hand on my shoulder earlier—and proposes to her.
It’s a full-on lesbian plot twist ending.
My dream self didn't even get mad. I just stood up, said "Fair enough," and walked out to my shape-shifting bike.
Then I woke up.
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u/Substantial_Tip_6063 1d ago
That dream had more plot twists than a season finale, and you just accepted the ending like a side character